ACE OF PENTACLES
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IT’S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU’RE JEALOUS OF ME.
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)
#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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Hey NOT true my nose is big and sexy.
@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social This is you.
Look how small and disgusting his nose is!!! Yuck!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hey NOT true my nose is big and sexy.
// working my fuck ass retail job today… on black friday… everyone manifest the power going out at the mall or something so the store has to close ok
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
// working my fuck ass retail job today… on black friday… everyone manifest the power going out at the mall or something so the store has to close ok
( muttering, ) This is why I never wanted kids.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
( muttering, ) This is why I never wanted kids.
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My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
// i cannot for the life of me imagine spamton actually knowing how to cook aside from putting shit in the microwave or making, like, kraft dinner
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
// i cannot for the life of me imagine spamton actually knowing how to cook aside from putting shit in the microwave or making, like, kraft dinner
Looking for an intern for our new TV show The Intern Murderers
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Looking for an intern for our new TV show The Intern Murderers
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Okay fine I’m fucking the exhaust pipes. You guys suck anyway.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay fine I’m fucking the exhaust pipes. You guys suck anyway.
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When yo sneaky link pipis get too attached
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When yo sneaky link pipis get too attached
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THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
THERE IS A PERIOD WHEN IT IS CLEAR THAT YOU HAVE GONE WRONG BUT YOU CONTINUE. SOMETIMES THERE IS A LUXURIOUS AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS.
// that one was bad sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
// that one was bad sorry.
Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need allll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2003 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter”
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Daddy has a very special task for you today kitten, so he's going to need allll of your attention and submission ❤️😈 That's a good girl. Now, first thing's first, look at this parts diagram for a 2003 Toyota Prius. Do you see the part labeled "catalytic converter”
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If the pilgrims woulda killed a cat we’d all be eating pussy today 🙏 Que ricooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the pilgrims woulda killed a cat we’d all be eating pussy today 🙏 Que ricooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING
When she’s talking about “I’m so cold!!!” but you genuinely went wool and cashmere on the coat
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When she’s talking about “I’m so cold!!!” but you genuinely went wool and cashmere on the coat
// look 👀 at him
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
// look 👀 at him
// class time… long replies will come later
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
// class time… long replies will come later
Tenna’s ICONIC catchphrases, like [[IIIIT’S T! V! TIIIIME!]] and [[Fresh from the juice!]] and [[Mike, play the VHS!]] and [[mmmhgh… gentle… I’m sensitive there…]]
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Tenna’s ICONIC catchphrases, like [[IIIIT’S T! V! TIIIIME!]] and [[Fresh from the juice!]] and [[Mike, play the VHS!]] and [[mmmhgh… gentle… I’m sensitive there…]]
// insanity event means i get to write a solo about puppetfication
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
// insanity event means i get to write a solo about puppetfication
// you can’t be saying that addison baby
Uhhh, yeah? You’re just a Pippins.
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
// you can’t be saying that addison baby
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It’s like looking at myself during my younger days: having a soft spot for myself while hammering down any nail that dares sticking out.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It’s like looking at myself during my younger days: having a soft spot for myself while hammering down any nail that dares sticking out.
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Imagine all the things you could get away with, knowing you're on the cusp of death. You can harass as many mailmen as you'd like! Restraining orders mean NOTHING in hell!
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I really do ❤️ that though
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I really do ❤️ that though
// yeah that’s it
// when is american thanksgiving this year i got a good post to make
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
// yeah that’s it
If the pilgrims woulda killed a cat we’d all be eating pussy today 🙏 Que ricooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If the pilgrims woulda killed a cat we’d all be eating pussy today 🙏 Que ricooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING