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ACE OF PENTACLES

@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · Sep 1

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FAME IS A GUN AND I POINT IT BLIND
CRASH AND BURN, GIRL
BABY, SWALLOW IT DRY

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997. CO-HOST OF MR. “ANT” TENNA’S TV TIME. BIG SHOT. MORE INFO BELOW. WRITTEN BY ELI :)

#deltarunerp / #rpsky
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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

// tenna sweet face…

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

// hes fiending!!!!

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

// thirty thousand dollars on pure cocaine. why is he fucking drooling

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

// this post makes me laugh so bad. his stupid fucking expression www.tumblr.com/funtergeist/...

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

Yuh huh.

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 6h

Nuh uh.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

Who co-runs everything with me, soooo… you work for both of us.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

I’M NOT BLUSHING.

Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 6h

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WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING??????

*RESISTING the urge to burst into laughter.*

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

( why is he blushing . )

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT. TENNA DOESN’T SAY THAT

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

( why is he blushing . )

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT. TENNA DOESN’T SAY THAT

Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 6h

*Edd suddenly gets a bright idea. Pulling out a remote, and pressing a button on it. A spliced recording of Tenna is played, saying "DOWN, GIRL!". Just to see how he'd react.*

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

( edd is actually on to something but it won’t become apparent for at least another 20 years. )

MY NOSE IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE REST OF MY BODY AND I HAVE A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

You’re, uh. I dunno what you got goin’ on.

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

Who co-runs everything with me, soooo… you work for both of us.

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 6h

No, I work for Tenna.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

Uh, yeah? You work for me, so.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

( edd is actually on to something but it won’t become apparent for at least another 20 years. )

MY NOSE IS PROPORTIONAL TO THE REST OF MY BODY AND I HAVE A VITAMIN DEFICIENCY.

Edd [REDACTED] @soul-of-kindness.bsky.social · 7h

You're white, the palest of colors... AND you have a smaller than Addison average nose.

YOU'RE A WOMAN??

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

Male Addisons typically have bigger olfactory organs and are brighter colours ☝️ and Female Addisons have smaller noses and are duller colours.

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

Uh, yeah? You work for me, so.

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 7h

YOUR Pippins, huh?

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

SO FUCKING UGLY

Why is my Pippins so fucking ugly

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 6h

// TENNAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭 it’s so hard being mean to him…….

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

WELL, YOURS ISN’T MUCH BETTER!!!

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

SO FUCKING UGLY

Why is my Pippins so fucking ugly

🎲 BATTAT @motormouthdice.bsky.social · 7h

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

Male Addisons typically have bigger olfactory organs and are brighter colours ☝️ and Female Addisons have smaller noses and are duller colours.

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

// FUUUUCK MANN

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

I, uh, actually wrote my master’s thesis on sexual dimorphism in Addisons.

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

HEY. My nose is BIG AND SEXY.

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

// YEAH VANNY?

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

// YESSSSS:) definitely…… smiles. i also really liked when u had tenna confront spamton about saying he was screwing him over… hehe

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

. Okay!

a black cat is sitting on a stone wall looking out of a window

ALT: a black cat is sitting on a stone wall looking out of a window

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME.

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

// UM……… GUYS?….. IM SCARED……

an orange and white cat is eating food from a microwave .

ALT: an orange and white cat is eating food from a microwave .

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ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

// i dont know if he would ever admit it. i dont know if HE even realizes he sees it that way….. he wouldnt even admit to finding it stupid unless he was really really mad and trying to hurt tenna’s feelings on purpose

ACE OF PENTACLES @bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 7h

That is not what the fuck is going on and you know it.

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