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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
But in a solitary life, there are rare moments when another soul dips near you, as stars once a year brush the earth. Such a constellation was he to me.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me
I know I could've loved you, but you would not let me
February 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Though in love portions are never stingy. There are no smidgens or pinches, only rolling abundance. That’s how you acquire the resolution for survival that the coming years are about to demand. You don’t earn it. It’s given.
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
We’re a matched set of broken parts right now, sugar . So .. you lean on me, and I’ll lean on you, yeah ?
February 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
And—
I don’t wanna be a pessimist,
Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster,
But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets.
So… can I kiss you tonight?
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Eat people?! No way!
...
Okay, even if he did, it was just the one time!
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Imagine being jigsaw and just turning on the cameras to see someone laying pipe into your dumb ass doll
February 18, 2026 at 12:35 PM
i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
February 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.
February 18, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Eat people?! No way!
...
Okay, even if he did, it was just the one time!
February 18, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
The Happy Smiler
February 18, 2026 at 10:06 AM
You said something like... "You look horrible." "Why are you even alive?"
... what? You didn't say that?
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Now, off with your head.
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Imagine being jigsaw and just turning on the cameras to see someone laying pipe into your dumb ass doll
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK
February 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Writing about life as a movie: "The choir enters, and the director screams 'Sing with more terror!!!'”
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Yeah. Lots of fan mail coming in— They want him to start fagging it up. I mean queering it up.
February 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.
February 18, 2026 at 6:06 AM
We’re a matched set of broken parts right now, sugar . So .. you lean on me, and I’ll lean on you, yeah ?
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 AM
My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
February 18, 2026 at 5:06 AM
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Now, off with your head.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM