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@swagbeaft.bsky.social
quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch.
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch.
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh alright... I guess they didn't know there was a real drinker at this wedding who would dare to explore the forbidden labyrinths of this bitch ass Marriott. Get real.
Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.
i'm so obsessed with your ex!
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i'm so obsessed with your ex!
“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.
I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.
Girl is that a pie in your window
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Girl is that a pie in your window
You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.
To know him is to love him.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
To know him is to love him.
The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
No, I don't "make" her cum, she's her own person. She can cum if she wants to, which she doesn't I guess
commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy
i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
i know her star sign, i know her blood type
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
i've seen every movie she's been in and, oh god, she's beautiful
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Diminish my feelings if you wish, but do NOT expect me to take this lying down— that’s more your style, from what I can tell.
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I did not care. I thought: give me the blade. Some things are worth spilling blood for.
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
LET YOUR DAD DIE: IT'S FINE
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
IT'S FINE
IT'S WHAT HE DID TO HIS DAD
IT'S WHAT HE WOULD DO FOR YOU
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs to Escalate Situation
“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“Lotion and napkins”…? No, you guys don’t understand! Let me explain! This— listen to me, okay, this is really important, I don’t know why this is in the room. I have no idea what it’s doing in the room, but listen, this is DOG VITAMINS. This is a big pump of Omega-3 for the dogs.
She whispers in my ear, "Take off your clothes."
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
She whispers in my ear, "Take off your clothes."