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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
... misery loves company.

[ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
February 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK
February 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Ends with a sniff or a huff or injection,
I can't handle rejection
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
AND I GOT THIS SICKNESS THAT ALWAYS MAKES ME WANT [more, more, more!!!].
SO I JUST TAKE AND TAKE [and take and take and take and take and take and take] UNTIL THERE’S NOTHING BUT BONES. AND THEN I TAKE THE BONES, TOO. AND EVEN THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
* (Kris got up. It seemed the painting was complete.)
* (...)
* (But, their hand, smudged with graphite...)
* (... was still moving, as if to trace some unseen shape.)
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
But despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life— the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The last beautiful thing I saw is the thing that blinded me.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.
February 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I mean fuck, I like pills, I like drugs
I like gettin' money, I like strippers, I like to fuck
February 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Maybe, if you're with a group of friends who'll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you'll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, "This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good."
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
YOU’RE THE BEST DAMN THING HE EVER DID .
February 17, 2026 at 11:30 AM
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
February 17, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me
I know I could've loved you, but you would not let me
February 17, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Heheh, heh. Bluff called!
February 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I get wet at the thought of you
Being a responsible guy
February 17, 2026 at 9:31 AM
You put the stars to shame.
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 AM
You call me "dude" and then ask me to peg you
Burnt out dude, you look like you're sixty
February 17, 2026 at 8:30 AM
I get wet at the thought of you
Being a responsible guy
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
- The thing is, I've been livin' a lie.
- Just one? I'm livin', like, 20.
February 17, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Spamton got hit by a car
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
my guardian angel (currently taking the form of Nagito Komaeda to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 AM
how kind of them, she thinks, to respect her privacy, as if she wouldn't open up her ribcage and offer them her heart if they asked.
February 17, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Let's go to the garden. Let's be kids again. I'll chase you if you chase me.
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM