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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
Now, off with your head.
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
February 18, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Imagine being jigsaw and just turning on the cameras to see someone laying pipe into your dumb ass doll
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK
February 18, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Writing about life as a movie: "The choir enters, and the director screams 'Sing with more terror!!!'”
February 18, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Yeah. Lots of fan mail coming in— They want him to start fagging it up. I mean queering it up.
February 18, 2026 at 6:36 AM
SHE’S NICE. SHE’S [Funny] AND [Understanding] AND [Ol Reliable] AND AND [Bright]. LIKE A STAR OUGHTTA BE.
February 18, 2026 at 6:06 AM
We’re a matched set of broken parts right now, sugar . So .. you lean on me, and I’ll lean on you, yeah ?
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 AM
My tulpa, a 12’0 DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics TV girl in a suit jacket: You must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
February 18, 2026 at 5:06 AM
By the way, you look unbelievably beautiful tonight, you're practically... glowing.
Maybe it's the lighting.
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you ain’t just sellin’ yourself short—
you’re insultin’ me, too .’cause i’m sittin’ here trustin’ you with my busted parts,
an’ you’re sittin’ there tellin’ me i’m wrong for thinkin’ you’re worth a damn .
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Now, off with your head.
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Eat people?! No way!
...
Okay, even if he did, it was just the one time!
February 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
- I don't like you. You're such a little bitch.
- ... But I'm you.
- I'm not you. I'm not going to live like you. I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
February 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Girl is that a pie in your window
February 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...

- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
February 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
DAAARRRRLIIIIING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAAAAIIIILLL!!!
February 18, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Right. Talking. I’m good at that.
February 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
You truly are testing the patience of a man who could... level a city if he wished, you know.
February 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love

Chapter 1: The Power of Love
The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love.

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence
February 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Maybe, if you're with a group of friends who'll never be together again, all your lights will shine at the same time and you'll know, and then you can hold each other and whisper, "This was so good. Oh my God, this was so good."
February 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
- o-oh! maybe there's, um, a cadaver at the bottom... and by coming here on the full moon, we've incurred its wrath...

- 'incurred its wrath'? come on, noelle, that's fiction stuff. you've been watching too many HOLY SHIT NOELLE WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU
February 17, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Things are finally going my way! In fact, they're going great! I have a chance to live after all!

LOG ENTRY: SOL 37
I am fucked, and I'm gonna die!
February 17, 2026 at 9:36 PM
HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM