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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)
- I'll take care of you.
- It's rotten work.
- Yeah it really fucking is
- It's rotten work.
- Yeah it really fucking is
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
- I'll take care of you.
- It's rotten work.
- Yeah it really fucking is
- It's rotten work.
- Yeah it really fucking is
OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
OUR QUEERPLATONIC POLYCULE vs THEIR HOMOSOCIAL CIRCLEJERK
MIKE!!! Let's get a check on the MAD-O-METER!!!
[ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]
[ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
MIKE!!! Let's get a check on the MAD-O-METER!!!
[ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]
[ The Mad-O-Meter shows up. It's bright red and covered in blood and veins. It's so through the roof that the top of it has busted open. ]
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Report: 38% of Road Trips End With Burying Friend In Shallow Grave In Desert
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
- Why do you care. I'm a grown man
i'm so obsessed with your ex!
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i'm so obsessed with your ex!
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
I JUST
I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .
I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I JUST
I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .
I DIDNT THINK I COULD STAND TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN I SAID GOODBYE .
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
AND SHE’S PROBABLY TOO GOOD FOR A [Sad Sack] LIKE [Yours Truly,] BUT THERE’S THIS STUPID [TV-Shaped Hole] IN MY [TV-Shaped Heart] THAT I CANT FILL WITH NOTHING ELSE
Ends with a sniff or a huff or injection,
I can't handle rejection
I can't handle rejection
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Ends with a sniff or a huff or injection,
I can't handle rejection
I can't handle rejection
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The light from the billboard always shines
But it changed twelve times since you went away
But it changed twelve times since you went away
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining.
- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.
- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
- Service was awful, food was great. Many items were not available. The service was so bad it was actually entertaining.
- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.
- Hey Todd, go kill yourself.
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you."
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Am I being detained?
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
Am I under arrest?
Read me my rights please
I WANT MY PHONE CALL
She whispers in my ear, "Take off your clothes."
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
She whispers in my ear, "Take off your clothes."
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
the smiling grinner knows the world's her dinner
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
Girl is that a pie in your window
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Girl is that a pie in your window
- Is this really all there is?
- What else ought there be?
- What else ought there be?
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
- Is this really all there is?
- What else ought there be?
- What else ought there be?
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
- What do you like about her?
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE
- HER [Nice perky t]SMILE