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Wait…this ghoul just interrupted the Survivor finale to fucking yap?
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
LinkedIn U
Quarterback TJ Finley announces he's looking for a 7th school to play for and an 8th year of eligibility.

LSU (2020)
Auburn (2021-22)
Texas State (2023)
Western Kentucky (2024)
Tulane (spring 2025)
Georgia State (fall 2025)
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Push Oba Femi to the moon
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Speedrunning the death of college sports. What a disgrace.
Truly, a mask-off moment for college sports as the University of Utah embraces $500M of private equity.

I note that players remain non-unionized.

Welcome to the latest iteration of campus athletic worker exploitation. Colleges are always innovating.

sports.yahoo.com/college-foot...
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
These Jets jerseys might be the most putrid garbage I’ve ever seen Nike shit out for the NFL
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gotta be the worst day in the state of Mississippi since the signing of the Civil Rights Act
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
War Games just pales in comparison to Blood and Guts. Crazy how much promotion this shit got.
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m convinced UT cast a spell on the turf to snatch ACLs/MCLs from people wearing adidas cleats
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That might’ve been the most absurd series of unfortunate events I’ve ever witnessed in an offensive drive
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Battered Aggie Syndrome is real
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Officiating has been atrocious all day. AWS should replace the refs too atp
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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RUGBY FETTY. WAPPING. EXTREMELY RARE
Canada’s men’s rugby team dropped their international match to Georgia 38-17 earlier today in Batumi.

Two different players scored tries for Canada in the losing effort.

They’ll face Portugal next week in their final autumn international match of the year.
November 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Didn’t realize how garbage Clemson is this year.

At this point, put the Palmetto Bowl on Tubi
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Denny Hamlin and the King’s Hawaiian curse continues
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
SVG running 2nd on an oval…yeah we might be cooked next year
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
…..
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I thought the anti-tush push brigade were a bunch of maniacs until I just saw Joe Fucking Flacco in the year 2025 convert a 4th and inches with it.

Roger, go ahead and ban it please #TNF
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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P-P-P-POWERPOINT

#AEW
October 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That’ll be $89.99
The Phillies have a limited-edition "Fall Classic Shake" with vanilla soft serve blended with dulce de leche and topped with an apple cider donut 😮
October 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Told myself I wouldn’t get a new Everton shirt as long as Stake was the sponsor but I might give in and get a Grealish shirt

#COYB
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is what makes being up until 1AM on a work night worth it
🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Wasn’t expecting Kirsh to go Dr. Manhattan on us before the commercial break

#AlienEarth
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dictionary definition of a UNC Football fan
September 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
These announcers on this UNC/TCU game are OD asf
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Zevrev loses this set and he’s done, honestly. I don’t think his mental holds up
August 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM