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@bimshwel.bsky.social
🚮error-prone mutant⚧
definitely do not call me "dude"
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definitely do not call me "dude"
bimshwel.com
youtube.com/bimshwel
comic strips: http://bimshwel.com/ope/
http://patreon.com/bimshwel
http://ko-fi.com/bimshwel
commission: http://eh.bimshwel.com
I don't know if their chicken ACTUALLY comes from a 3d printer but something is definintely not right with their broth and I haven't been able to tolerate campbell's slop for years. soup is so expensive now i only buy it during sales and I don't bother with these
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Campbell’s Soup executive called its products food for ‘poor people’, lawsuit alleges
Executive Martin Bally put on leave after alleged remarks were purportedly recorded and attributed to him in lawsuit
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I don't know if their chicken ACTUALLY comes from a 3d printer but something is definintely not right with their broth and I haven't been able to tolerate campbell's slop for years. soup is so expensive now i only buy it during sales and I don't bother with these
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
it makes me think of "poor people can afford REFRIGERATORS, how dare they complain" or maybe "we HAD a black president, ergo racism doesn't exist, enough with the coloreds running for office" or "someone on tv said happy holidays! this is a WAR on christmas!" and likely the same complainer each time
People just recreate homophobia from first principles and they don't even realize it. "The GAYS are taking away from our precious hetero ships, they have it too good!"
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
it makes me think of "poor people can afford REFRIGERATORS, how dare they complain" or maybe "we HAD a black president, ergo racism doesn't exist, enough with the coloreds running for office" or "someone on tv said happy holidays! this is a WAR on christmas!" and likely the same complainer each time
Sol-Deace seems to be trying to nominate itself as the official soundtrack of 2025
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sol-Deace seems to be trying to nominate itself as the official soundtrack of 2025
I am of a strange age that I have no recollection of "Gummi Bears" ever being a part of this group yet I most certainly was watching these shows before Darkwing Duck debuted because I remember that as the "new" show and it expecting viewers to have familiarity with Launchpad McQuack's existence
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am of a strange age that I have no recollection of "Gummi Bears" ever being a part of this group yet I most certainly was watching these shows before Darkwing Duck debuted because I remember that as the "new" show and it expecting viewers to have familiarity with Launchpad McQuack's existence
i caution you not to take fashion advice from imps, ESPECIALLY meeply imps with huge bowties and no nose
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i caution you not to take fashion advice from imps, ESPECIALLY meeply imps with huge bowties and no nose
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
#bimshwel #fyip #mortimewdestapletonmeepmire
mysterious. i wonder what this does. oho, i can "learn more." thanksh, waterfox
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mysterious. i wonder what this does. oho, i can "learn more." thanksh, waterfox
this is just about the first thing that got shoved at me after i "upgraded" windows recently. no "cancel," no "skip," just NEXT
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
this is just about the first thing that got shoved at me after i "upgraded" windows recently. no "cancel," no "skip," just NEXT
i also worry about people thinking this about me. i worry about people thinking about me a lot but they are probably more worried about themselves.
HEARTBREAKING:
Artist you love becomes exclusively-kink-you-personally-dislike artist
Artist you love becomes exclusively-kink-you-personally-dislike artist
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
i also worry about people thinking this about me. i worry about people thinking about me a lot but they are probably more worried about themselves.
and I have suddenly been reminded of a recent Moraff sighting on the Great British Sewing Bee program. a less fantastic British sewing bee could never handle such an occurrence.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
and I have suddenly been reminded of a recent Moraff sighting on the Great British Sewing Bee program. a less fantastic British sewing bee could never handle such an occurrence.
i think this is the first time in my 20 years of casually dwelling on moraff and his oeuvre that I have seen any aspect of moraff's world referred to as beautiful. perhaps its era has finally come
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i think this is the first time in my 20 years of casually dwelling on moraff and his oeuvre that I have seen any aspect of moraff's world referred to as beautiful. perhaps its era has finally come
the fact that this present administration's law enforcement caught them and is prosecuting them makes me suspect they were mostly egged on by undercover agents to say stuff that would make them prosecutable who were never going to be serious threats otherwise
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
How cult leader ‘Commander Butcher’ plotted to sow mayhem across US
Guilty plea by far-right activist lays bare plans for bombings, school shootings and Santas handing out poisoned candies
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the fact that this present administration's law enforcement caught them and is prosecuting them makes me suspect they were mostly egged on by undercover agents to say stuff that would make them prosecutable who were never going to be serious threats otherwise
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
my sneezes tend to be less ah-choo and more eeee-yih-chugah these days and I have no control over it
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my sneezes tend to be less ah-choo and more eeee-yih-chugah these days and I have no control over it
who says this is "smarter" apart from creeps trying to advocate for it? including, i suspect, whoever wrote this article, who seemingly didn't notice this redundancy. predictive artificial intelligence only SEEMS "smart" when corporations make you complacent www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
who says this is "smarter" apart from creeps trying to advocate for it? including, i suspect, whoever wrote this article, who seemingly didn't notice this redundancy. predictive artificial intelligence only SEEMS "smart" when corporations make you complacent www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
ICE habitually, proudly targets immigrants who contribute positively to the economy. trumpies have no business telling other countries immigration is a problem for anyone but ethnic cleansing enthusiasts. these policies raise suffering for everyone except rich white guys.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News
U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canada’s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are “stagnating” because of all th...
www.cbc.ca
November 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
ICE habitually, proudly targets immigrants who contribute positively to the economy. trumpies have no business telling other countries immigration is a problem for anyone but ethnic cleansing enthusiasts. these policies raise suffering for everyone except rich white guys.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am sick of Tails trying to tell me what to do. Tails is a MORON. I REFUSE to believe that "brilliant inventor" propaganda. I have seen that dork casually walk off ledges into more than enough spike-filled pits to know this. Tails couldn't invent crumbs with a crate crammed with of cupcakes.
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I am sick of Tails trying to tell me what to do. Tails is a MORON. I REFUSE to believe that "brilliant inventor" propaganda. I have seen that dork casually walk off ledges into more than enough spike-filled pits to know this. Tails couldn't invent crumbs with a crate crammed with of cupcakes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
but now the white house bluesky account will get banned, right?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Democrats condemn Trump after he says they should be punished ‘by death’ over video post
Trump calls group of lawmakers ‘traitors’ over X video of them urging US military members to refuse illegal orders
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
but now the white house bluesky account will get banned, right?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
I have been up to this point totally cut out from discord's most fun feature: whenever it surreptitiously updates itself, it moves the new version to a TOTALLY DIFFERENT FOLDER which breaks shortcuts to it and windows is too dumb to find the new folder so it just looks like a phantom uninstalled it
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I have been up to this point totally cut out from discord's most fun feature: whenever it surreptitiously updates itself, it moves the new version to a TOTALLY DIFFERENT FOLDER which breaks shortcuts to it and windows is too dumb to find the new folder so it just looks like a phantom uninstalled it
this is my favorite experimental feature
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
this is my favorite experimental feature
even if you are a verified drug trafficker and murderer, being white and famous gets you more respect from the trump administration than being brown, obscure, and not charged with any crime
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
even if you are a verified drug trafficker and murderer, being white and famous gets you more respect from the trump administration than being brown, obscure, and not charged with any crime
after several weeks of internet commentary about the topic i finally heard my eleven-year-old niece say "six seven." but only in the context of pointing out to a friend whose voice i could not hear that some element of the ro-blox game they were playing had "six seven" incorporated into its text
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
after several weeks of internet commentary about the topic i finally heard my eleven-year-old niece say "six seven." but only in the context of pointing out to a friend whose voice i could not hear that some element of the ro-blox game they were playing had "six seven" incorporated into its text
the presumptuous gall of this notice; i am not going to scrap my entire setup and buy a new one just because you say it can't run an operating system that i don't want
November 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
the presumptuous gall of this notice; i am not going to scrap my entire setup and buy a new one just because you say it can't run an operating system that i don't want
If i have a web page open and then leave the room, Windows will start doing... SOMETHING when it thinks i am not looking and then not be able to stop doing that fast enough to avoid overheat problems once i return and am not thinking about stuff I did not authorize to occur
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If i have a web page open and then leave the room, Windows will start doing... SOMETHING when it thinks i am not looking and then not be able to stop doing that fast enough to avoid overheat problems once i return and am not thinking about stuff I did not authorize to occur
good work, you got them to agree on something
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 AM
good work, you got them to agree on something