Birtle
@birtle.bsky.social
When the recipe you follow apparently makes an unlimited amount of servings.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When the recipe you follow apparently makes an unlimited amount of servings.
If I saw you again, I don’t know what I would say.
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 AM
If I saw you again, I don’t know what I would say.
Why did I just spend like 45 minutes reading our texts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
August 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Why did I just spend like 45 minutes reading our texts ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Comcast got rid of one of the only two channels I actually watch. Time to cancel my service with them entirely.
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Comcast got rid of one of the only two channels I actually watch. Time to cancel my service with them entirely.
As in a dream upon waking.
July 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
As in a dream upon waking.
When you’ve been looking for a new barber and finally think you found one and then realize that she *very proudly* voted for Trump...
a bald man is covering his face with his hands .
ALT: a bald man is covering his face with his hands .
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July 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When you’ve been looking for a new barber and finally think you found one and then realize that she *very proudly* voted for Trump...
Having good credit is kind of scary sometimes. I just got approved for a credit card with a $30,000 limit. What the fuck.
June 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Having good credit is kind of scary sometimes. I just got approved for a credit card with a $30,000 limit. What the fuck.
Holy shit. Today, I drove across the McKees Rocks bridge for the first time in probably two and a half years without there being any type of construction on it whatsoever. Wild.
June 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Holy shit. Today, I drove across the McKees Rocks bridge for the first time in probably two and a half years without there being any type of construction on it whatsoever. Wild.
Somebody thew this behind them over their shoulder and nailed a kid in the forehead to the point where he was bleeding.
I’ve seen some things…but I can definitely say I hadn’t seen this before tonight.
I’ve seen some things…but I can definitely say I hadn’t seen this before tonight.
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Somebody thew this behind them over their shoulder and nailed a kid in the forehead to the point where he was bleeding.
I’ve seen some things…but I can definitely say I hadn’t seen this before tonight.
I’ve seen some things…but I can definitely say I hadn’t seen this before tonight.
How you do anything, is how you do everything.
April 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How you do anything, is how you do everything.
Also. Had another fucked up dream last night. Wonder if that means I’m about to run into you again. 🙄
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Also. Had another fucked up dream last night. Wonder if that means I’m about to run into you again. 🙄
I don’t know what’s wrong with my brain (likely a long list), but I literally cannot stand watching YouTube videos at 1x speed anymore. 1.25x if I actually care about the details. 1.5x+ if I’m just trying to get the overall conclusion of the video.
April 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don’t know what’s wrong with my brain (likely a long list), but I literally cannot stand watching YouTube videos at 1x speed anymore. 1.25x if I actually care about the details. 1.5x+ if I’m just trying to get the overall conclusion of the video.
It’s been over a year and I don’t know why, but I just wish you’d reach out.
March 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s been over a year and I don’t know why, but I just wish you’d reach out.
For 15 years, it has been physically impossible for me to make eggs without quoting this.
February 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
For 15 years, it has been physically impossible for me to make eggs without quoting this.
Yes of course I’d have a dream about you and then fucking randomly see you for the first time in 8 months.
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Yes of course I’d have a dream about you and then fucking randomly see you for the first time in 8 months.
“Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.”
January 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“Evil, I think, is the absence of empathy.”
Talked a lot tonight about a situation that I wasn’t really excited to talk about again. Of course it’s good to talk, and it was friends that I talked to, but it still made me feel anxious afterward.
I just have such a hard time believing she was all bad. I am not doing well without closure. Ugh.
I just have such a hard time believing she was all bad. I am not doing well without closure. Ugh.
January 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Talked a lot tonight about a situation that I wasn’t really excited to talk about again. Of course it’s good to talk, and it was friends that I talked to, but it still made me feel anxious afterward.
I just have such a hard time believing she was all bad. I am not doing well without closure. Ugh.
I just have such a hard time believing she was all bad. I am not doing well without closure. Ugh.