When the recipe you follow apparently makes an unlimited amount of servings.

to me

Somebody thew this behind them over their shoulder and nailed a kid in the forehead to the point where he was bleeding.

I’ve seen some things…but I can definitely say I hadn’t seen this before tonight.

For 15 years, it has been physically impossible for me to make eggs without quoting this.

A couple days ago, I got an interview request for a job I applied to 4 months ago. Like…what?? But yeah…

Fuck me uppppp

Things are going great! 😅