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Bishop Whitewind

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Chaotic neutral druid living off grid tending the hedge and grove. #Botany #RegenerativeAgriculture #Permaculture #FoodForest #Anarchist Magneto was right. https://ko-fi.com/b_whitewind https://www.patreon.com/posts/regenerative-127045604

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 29d

So I taught a lot of witches over the years. You can find my fine book here in paperback
a.co/d/7gGRYuI
And a free PDF because I hate the government here ko-fi.com/s/2d1ffb43f1

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 4m

I know I go too far sometimes. That's why I try to stay like I do and avoid speaking honestly because I'm dangerous and cruel. You do not end up a force of despair as I once was by being kind. Kind men don't win wars.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 8m

Never doubt an American's ability to be surprised by the things they have done.

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17m

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 15

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 12m

Carry on 🌞

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 13m

Oh it seems I've gone too far again. I will be in my shack 🦅

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 13m

I've seen it. I've done it. I've burned it to the ground. I've grown something on it. All it did was this. But I know how it works 💅

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 14m

Also my native tongue is extremely mean. I cannot speak openly and control myself. It is the devil's that give me such power which I came to find out was just me. I am a devil man and now I sit at the end of time observing.
It is as they say what it is, but I promise you I know.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 16m

I've done enough.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 16m

I am some sort of incarnated devil man. I know this because of the destruction I've caused and still do as a treat. I also avoid speaking like that and because it does nothing for me and due to the brain rot of the American population does nothing but summon mobs to chase me and add me angry list.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 16m

I was quite formidable before I became a witch so we say I learned a thing or two from those experiences after helping to topple multiple governments and causing quite the ruckus in my own country for a time.
There is a reason I shut the fuck up these days. If I open my mouth too wide everyone dies.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 16m

People get confused when I talk like that. I burn down Egypt okay that was me. It was some other people that I would know nothing about but there is a reason that country burned to the ground when it did. I did all kinds of other things but that was definitely on the list.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 18m

I will be in the spoke his mind cancel corner if any of you need me 🐰

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 20m

I will see myself out to the cancel corner now. Thank you for your time.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 21m

Things don't get like this because the people in your country aren't cowardly chickenshit pieces of filth. There is only one way this happens.
*gestures*

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 22m

For some chicken nuggets. That's what the souls of their children's cost was a five-piece box of chicken nuggets. I think I'll keep that hope and change to myself. Thank you.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 22m

Thank you for the bootmasta can I lick another Masta? I sure would appreciate one of them chicken fingers maaaastaaaah *licking*
They ignored the child traffickers running their society selling their children, setting every other child they hadn't sold that they could find on fire their entire lives

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 25m

Why do you think the state is so brazen? They know exactly who Americans are.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 26m

No one's even dumb enough to say it because they know better, but it is by far the funniest thing anyone could ever say to me as a human being on this Earth.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 26m

Thinking that Americans will ever find the balls, never mind capability to manage that is so funny. It literally, I'm over here giggling. I haven't laughed in months.
This is by far the funniest thought I've possibly ever had. I'm getting like a joker laugh like full-blown joker laugh going on

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 28m

Also it wasn't because they just stood there for an hour and went home. It was because they shut the country down and took it into their own hands. Americans can't even comprehend. Never mind accomplish this. That was before they were being attacked by the military.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 28m

If every city in the United States shut down and people showed up outside government buildings and officials houses, it might work but they are absolutely never going to do that in this country. Might as well be smoking a joint through your asshole.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 28m

The only time I've seen it do absolutely anything is when it shuts down an entire city or country. Let's be real. It was never a city. I'm lying. It was a whole country.
Thinking Americans will ever have their shit together like that is very funny.

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 1h

No one plays Path of Exile or Dark Souls to have a chill normal time

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 2h

I just have to say this again. 200 hours later Path of Exile 2 is a complete masterpiece. This might be the best game anyone has ever made.
You will spend the first 180 hours furious however, but it's supposed to be like that. Otherwise it would be done poorly.

Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 2h

I've been eating nothing but lentils and oats for 2 years and I'm not even mad because it has made me so focused and angry 😌