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Ring Ring Ha Ha She/They
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Author of All The Feelings
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25 lighters on my Drescher, yessir...
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The reason you think A.I. can be therapy is that you’ve never had a good therapist, sorry that someone tricked you into eating Soylent before you tried bread
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Scarlett Johansson’s gonna be Lord Death Man, isn’t she?
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think it would be polite to not tell my date why I’m leaving early.
It’s actually happening!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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The funniest thing jimmy fallon has ever done is transform his legacy from 'weakest SNL cast member in history' to 'dead-eyed jester of fascism'
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It's so hard living in modern society as the only person to ever be immune to propaganda who is also perfect
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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help me afford snow boots lol
I got passed on for another job! I have to stay with the job I got harassed at, which requires that I be outside in the cold all day! Please send over a dollar if you can spare, because shit is big time sucking at the moment!

gofund.me/82535e967
Donate to Help Marcy Bones Survive the Winter, organized by Marceline Jones
Hey everybody, it's me, Marcy Bones, here again with less of an emergency but stil… Marceline Jones needs your support for Help Marcy Bones Survive the Winter
gofund.me
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Stranger Things theories absolutely suck, because it’s just “Steven King style ending” “dnd style ending” or “Star Wars style ending”
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Found out the director of Zootopia is named Byron Howard. If you don’t become a director with a name like By Ron Howard, you probably fucked up.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I got passed on for another job! I have to stay with the job I got harassed at, which requires that I be outside in the cold all day! Please send over a dollar if you can spare, because shit is big time sucking at the moment!

gofund.me/82535e967
Donate to Help Marcy Bones Survive the Winter, organized by Marceline Jones
Hey everybody, it's me, Marcy Bones, here again with less of an emergency but stil… Marceline Jones needs your support for Help Marcy Bones Survive the Winter
gofund.me
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Me defending romance: "Have you considered that all stories are stupid"
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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25 lighters on my Drescher, yessir...
November 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Is AI intelligent? Leading experts are saying “of course the fuck not, please stop calling me, Jesus, I’ve asked as nicely as I can, I don’t understand what’s not clear here but I hope you get the help you need, I’m sorry if that comes across harsh. I just really need some sleep, so … Please.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
EARLYBURIBUS?!?!?
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m getting really concerned that people who have done comedy shows on NBC don’t have enough opportunities to celebrate their work.
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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My dog’s drag king name is Duke Law
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If we’re talking essential trans cinema, and why the fuck wouldn’t we, this AND We Are Pat are as important this year as I Saw The TV Glow and People’s Joker were last year.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
My dog’s drag king name is Duke Law
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Opening these again‼️

Not having power for almost 3 weeks due to the hurricane set me back so I could use some help to get back on top of things.

Will respond to all requests 3 days from now ✌🏼
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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All of you are deliberately mischaracterizing what Sarah Hurwitz was saying about Holocaust education. Do better.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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What’s YOUR favorite orchid based movie about a dude in a sick parka who uses a made up drug to learn nothing faster?
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
No really please do call me the movie Friendship the way I’m out of ideas and looking at Tboys like
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
What’s YOUR favorite orchid based movie about a dude in a sick parka who uses a made up drug to learn nothing faster?
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Either the people who say “tur-mer-ic” are so wrong they need to be shot out of canons, or I didn’t know it was supposed to be and get off my back!!!
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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i get it girl... we all feel this way for a couple months right at the beginning,
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM