Bernard
@bjcormier.bsky.social
Retired. Served 31 years as Cultural Affairs Officer for the City of Saint John, NB (1987-2018). Magician.
If you got a tattoo, what would you get , and where would you put it?
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 AM
If you got a tattoo, what would you get , and where would you put it?
What language would you like to speak fluently?
January 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
What language would you like to speak fluently?
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done?
Toast of the Day:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min',
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne. - Robert Burns
#Toasts
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min',
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne. - Robert Burns
#Toasts
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Toast of the Day:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min',
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne. - Robert Burns
#Toasts
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min',
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne. - Robert Burns
#Toasts
I always get lost driving on New Year's Eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs. #PUNishMint
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I always get lost driving on New Year's Eve. I blame the Old Lane Signs. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
A song for the old, while its knell is tolled,
And its parting moments fly!
But a song and a cheer for the glad New Year,
While we watch the old year die!
- George Cooper (from a collection of toasts on the subject of New Years). #Toasts
A song for the old, while its knell is tolled,
And its parting moments fly!
But a song and a cheer for the glad New Year,
While we watch the old year die!
- George Cooper (from a collection of toasts on the subject of New Years). #Toasts
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Toast of the Day:
A song for the old, while its knell is tolled,
And its parting moments fly!
But a song and a cheer for the glad New Year,
While we watch the old year die!
- George Cooper (from a collection of toasts on the subject of New Years). #Toasts
A song for the old, while its knell is tolled,
And its parting moments fly!
But a song and a cheer for the glad New Year,
While we watch the old year die!
- George Cooper (from a collection of toasts on the subject of New Years). #Toasts
Did you know that if I had ordered an axe from overseas and had it shipped to my address, I would have a foreign axe sent? #PUNishMint
December 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Did you know that if I had ordered an axe from overseas and had it shipped to my address, I would have a foreign axe sent? #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Then fill the bowl - away with care,
Our joy shall always last-
Our hopes shall brighten days to come,
And memory gild the past.
- Tom Moore (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the Past, Present, & Future). #Toasts
Then fill the bowl - away with care,
Our joy shall always last-
Our hopes shall brighten days to come,
And memory gild the past.
- Tom Moore (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the Past, Present, & Future). #Toasts
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Toast of the Day:
Then fill the bowl - away with care,
Our joy shall always last-
Our hopes shall brighten days to come,
And memory gild the past.
- Tom Moore (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the Past, Present, & Future). #Toasts
Then fill the bowl - away with care,
Our joy shall always last-
Our hopes shall brighten days to come,
And memory gild the past.
- Tom Moore (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the Past, Present, & Future). #Toasts
A copy of “A Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe. It hurts like the Dickens! #PUNishMint
December 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
A copy of “A Christmas Carol” just fell on my toe. It hurts like the Dickens! #PUNishMint
Did you know you can send letters and even emails to people in prison? You're just not allowed to attach a file. #PUNishMint
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Did you know you can send letters and even emails to people in prison? You're just not allowed to attach a file. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you.
And may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year. - Irish. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the New Year). #Toasts
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you.
And may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year. - Irish. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the New Year). #Toasts
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Toast of the Day:
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you.
And may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year. - Irish. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the New Year). #Toasts
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on you.
And may the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be toward us in the New Year. - Irish. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of the New Year). #Toasts
Toast of the Day:
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Toast of the Day:
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Forklift operators hate my puns. They find them unpalletable. #PUNishMint
December 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Forklift operators hate my puns. They find them unpalletable. #PUNishMint
Someone took my deck of cards and glued all the cards together. I’m upset. I can’t deal with it. #PUNishMint
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Someone took my deck of cards and glued all the cards together. I’m upset. I can’t deal with it. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Toast of the Day:
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has no L. #PUNishMint
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has no L. #PUNishMint
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? ‘It's Christmas, Eve’! #PUNishMint
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? ‘It's Christmas, Eve’! #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Toast of the Day:
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even. #PUNishMint
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Toast of the Day:
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
Do not leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Do not leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points. #PUNishMint
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Toast of the Day:
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Toast of the Day:
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Toast of the Day:
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts