Bernard
@bjcormier.bsky.social
Retired. Served 31 years as Cultural Affairs Officer for the City of Saint John, NB (1987-2018). Magician.
Toast of the Day:
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
December 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Toast of the Day:
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Here's a health to you and yours who have done such things for us and ours; and when we and ours have it in our powers to do for you and yours what you and yours have done for us and ours, then we and ours will do for you and yours what you and yours have done for ours. #Toasts
Forklift operators hate my puns. They find them unpalletable. #PUNishMint
December 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Forklift operators hate my puns. They find them unpalletable. #PUNishMint
Someone took my deck of cards and glued all the cards together. I’m upset. I can’t deal with it. #PUNishMint
December 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Someone took my deck of cards and glued all the cards together. I’m upset. I can’t deal with it. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Toast of the Day:
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The three H's: Health, Honour, and Happiness.
Health to all the world,
Honour to those who seek for it,
Happiness in our Homes.
- (from a collection of Alliterative toasts). #Toasts
The difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has no L. #PUNishMint
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
The difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet is the Christmas alphabet has no L. #PUNishMint
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? ‘It's Christmas, Eve’! #PUNishMint
December 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
What did Adam say the day before Christmas? ‘It's Christmas, Eve’! #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Toast of the Day:
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Here's wishing you more happiness
Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even. #PUNishMint
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Toast of the Day:
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem by one consent to open their hearts freely; and so I say "God bless Christmas."
- Charles Dickens. #Toasts
Do not leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Do not leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Crisp Kringle. #PUNishMint
Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points. #PUNishMint
December 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Elves are always defending the shape of their ears. They make some good points. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Toast of the Day:
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Now thrice welcome Christmas
Which brings us good cheer,
Minced pies and plum porridge.
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Toast of the Day:
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Toast of the Day:
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Then let us be merry and taste the good cheer,
And remember old Christmas but comes once a year.
- From an old Christmas carol.(from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus. # PUNishMint
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop? A rebel without a Claus. # PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
A pocket full of money
And a cellar full of beer!
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
A pocket full of money
And a cellar full of beer!
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Toast of the Day:
I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
A pocket full of money
And a cellar full of beer!
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
A pocket full of money
And a cellar full of beer!
- (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
If a gingerbread man hurts his leg, does he try icing it? #PUNishMint
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If a gingerbread man hurts his leg, does he try icing it? #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
Apple pie and Simon Beer,
Christmas comes but once a year.
- Old Southern saying. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Apple pie and Simon Beer,
Christmas comes but once a year.
- Old Southern saying. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Toast of the Day:
Apple pie and Simon Beer,
Christmas comes but once a year.
- Old Southern saying. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
Apple pie and Simon Beer,
Christmas comes but once a year.
- Old Southern saying. (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
My friend went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb.
He just can’t part with it. #PUNishMint
He just can’t part with it. #PUNishMint
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
My friend went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb.
He just can’t part with it. #PUNishMint
He just can’t part with it. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
May your corn stand high as yourself, your fields grow bigger with rain, and the mare know its own way home on Christmas night. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May your corn stand high as yourself, your fields grow bigger with rain, and the mare know its own way home on Christmas night. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Toast of the Day:
May your corn stand high as yourself, your fields grow bigger with rain, and the mare know its own way home on Christmas night. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May your corn stand high as yourself, your fields grow bigger with rain, and the mare know its own way home on Christmas night. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
When I first started dating my wife, she would pick up after me, and I would pick up after her. Then one day we realized we were maid for each other. #PUNishMint
December 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
When I first started dating my wife, she would pick up after me, and I would pick up after her. Then one day we realized we were maid for each other. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
May you never be without a drop at Christmas. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May you never be without a drop at Christmas. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Toast of the Day:
May you never be without a drop at Christmas. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May you never be without a drop at Christmas. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents. #PUNishMint
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you’re lucky this Christmas, Santa Claus will grace you with his presents. #PUNishMint
Toast of the Day:
May you be as contented as Christmas finds you all the year round. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May you be as contented as Christmas finds you all the year round. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
December 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Toast of the Day:
May you be as contented as Christmas finds you all the year round. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
May you be as contented as Christmas finds you all the year round. - Irish (from a collection of toasts on the subject of Christmas). #Toasts
I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition. #PUNishMint
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition. #PUNishMint