Björnen Thorgil
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Björnen Thorgil
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Happily married father of two dogs. Former Royal Marine (40 years). Now semi retired to our Highland home. Half Yorkshire half Norwegian married to a Dane. Have scars.
Alice has always been a strong advocate of smoothies and has been trying all sorts of concoctions to get me interested. Breakfast is a time for eggs and bacon. I have to say though this mornings was very nice. I’m not saying I’m a convert but maybe a couple of times a week…
February 14, 2026 at 10:23 AM
This morning weaved young Rob off in one of our Landrovers with loads of kit heading off to Norway. The little place in the woods requires some attention so it will do him good. Kind of wish I was going with him but too much to do here.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I’m not sure if it’s the mathematics or the physics of working out if there is room for a double bed that confuses me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Well she measures up.
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 AM
First light out on patrol, she can’t resist. Big breakfast I think.
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Americans are starting to get on my nerves. Just listening to a couple talking about how tRump needs to be removed. Just a reminder to ALL Americans, you fucking did nothing and then elected him. Democratically elected him. A third of you still think he’s fantastic. FOR FUCKS SAKE! WAKE UP!
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by Björnen Thorgil
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Wedding near Inverness today. Just caught the sunshine by a gnats whatsit.
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The upstairs part to my office is now complete. This morning after my run I did four press-ups so Alice could get me in the picture
February 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Oh look a new toy. Blimey I married a woman that likes this more than sparkling things.
February 9, 2026 at 7:04 PM
This is how our friends arrive.
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Inverness today with the world’s longest shopping list.
February 7, 2026 at 9:07 AM
As granny used to say. Bugger.
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
It takes a while to look this good but she always makes me smile at her fashion sense. No I didn’t buy the t shirt, her mum did.
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 AM
When I think of the mess I was a year ago I hope I never wake from this dream
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 AM
When I go to bed I take a few moments to plan the next day in my head. I did that seven hours ago. Apparently I was wrong, who’d have thunk. This morning we have a meeting with Maggie our housekeeper. That sounds unsettling.
February 6, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Reposted by Björnen Thorgil
Brilliant. Reform fail.
Why bother with facts eh?
Because voters love vibes, that's why.
February 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Ok. I was woken by the ping of my phone. No message, just a picture.
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Obviously a clear conscience. I can’t sleep like that during the day.
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Early start this morning. Mum and dad returned to Inverness to get the train home. I think dad was looking forward to it. He likes the journey. Last thing mum said as she left was “tell Alice we like the house and will let her know by the weekend”. Looks be like the oldies are moving in.
February 5, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Neither of us could sleep, too excited about a new project. Went down to the loch for a picnic.
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Today we fostered Plinky and Plonky. They belonged to our friend who died a couple of days ago. We’re looking after them until his estate is sorted.
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
We’ve a bit of a mouse problem and I’m thinking we may need a cat. Wondering how the dogs may manage that.
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Andrew MW on a first aid course with Annie.

Well come on. What’s the context?
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Alice has decided to carry her dry January into the middle of February as she didn’t do all January. I suppose I ought to offer to … you know… that thing… oh for goodness sake.
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM