The seductive but dearly departed daughter 🍉|🍵-mpa
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They're a ten but have never met an undead panic attack they couldn’t enhance by lobbing in a few more loudly shouted bad ideas. she/they. Bi, 35.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
undermotivated chaotic neutral bard being just doing life things while trying to not forget to eat.
Pinned
Vogueing Instructor: It's time to freestyle! Show off your skills! Pose! Show us who you are!
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
Me: *flailing arms, scratches face
That tracks.
One day I will do a dramatic reading of this song mostly because I want to do good by Mother.
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
CupcakKe - UFO (Official Video)
YouTube video by cupcakKe
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One day I will do a dramatic reading of this song mostly because I want to do good by Mother.
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
(Who is 7 years younger than me.)
youtube.com/watch?v=6E-_...
Remembering you and the things you would tell me is a gentle pressure on my chest like a cat kneading on hollow bones and the cat is, in real time, getting heavier until I now have to remember to breathe.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Remembering you and the things you would tell me is a gentle pressure on my chest like a cat kneading on hollow bones and the cat is, in real time, getting heavier until I now have to remember to breathe.
I'm an authority on a subject, and this proves it.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm an authority on a subject, and this proves it.
Wait HOLD UP the actor playing Ted Wheeler on Stranger Things is a FUCKING FOX?!
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Wait HOLD UP the actor playing Ted Wheeler on Stranger Things is a FUCKING FOX?!
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oh i see. so when Nancy and Steve are standing exactly like this (with less rubbing and nudity) in ST5 it’s a feisty romantic plot point…? ok
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
oh i see. so when Nancy and Steve are standing exactly like this (with less rubbing and nudity) in ST5 it’s a feisty romantic plot point…? ok
Did you know getting a compliment from your tattoo artist will resolve almost all your insecurities that you've been having for a week?
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Did you know getting a compliment from your tattoo artist will resolve almost all your insecurities that you've been having for a week?
Let me tell you something: HK is NOTHING without Chinese Bamboo building that city. HK however will be destroyed when fuckers cut corners.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Let me tell you something: HK is NOTHING without Chinese Bamboo building that city. HK however will be destroyed when fuckers cut corners.
Missing HK so bad that I can't tell if it's because of mom or because I miss the aesthetic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Missing HK so bad that I can't tell if it's because of mom or because I miss the aesthetic.
Hey leave miss chanandler bong alone.
It's still a better name than "Chandler".
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hey leave miss chanandler bong alone.
Well I'm fucking sad. Anyone got anything nice happening to them?
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well I'm fucking sad. Anyone got anything nice happening to them?
The world and fucking RSD hate me so much
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The world and fucking RSD hate me so much
Wicked but it's the Muppets
YouTube video by Ricky Downes III
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Unfortunately I walked into this arena just as Cotton Eyed Joe started playing so if this is someone's way of saying it should be my entrance music I will hurt someone.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Unfortunately I walked into this arena just as Cotton Eyed Joe started playing so if this is someone's way of saying it should be my entrance music I will hurt someone.
God I'm a failure
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
God I'm a failure
New The Amazing Devil music out in December maybe? HELL YEAH
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
New The Amazing Devil music out in December maybe? HELL YEAH
Every day I pray for the sweet release of death to free me from the criticism and scoldings of old people
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Every day I pray for the sweet release of death to free me from the criticism and scoldings of old people
Random line: somewhere in the distance a baby cries out, and I wonder if I could be just as honest.
October 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Random line: somewhere in the distance a baby cries out, and I wonder if I could be just as honest.
CW: Grief.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
October 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
CW: Grief.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
So ah.
My mom died.
I'm more able to function than when Luke passed but there's so much more documentation and administrative matters I have to handle this time. The police in HK are also useless. They sent me a message addressing me as my mother's name.
Where can I find a small skull for my table at work?
October 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Where can I find a small skull for my table at work?
To that man who told me he liked my look and asked if I was aloof because it was part of my personality and I was being, "feisty", know that I was reticent only because you chose to do this in Mandarin and I just came downstairs for a waffle dog damnit.
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
To that man who told me he liked my look and asked if I was aloof because it was part of my personality and I was being, "feisty", know that I was reticent only because you chose to do this in Mandarin and I just came downstairs for a waffle dog damnit.
For very sad reasons I get really moved by black cats.
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 AM
For very sad reasons I get really moved by black cats.
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
CW: Grief.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
So the demons got me down this whole week, and I know for a fact that part of it was due to me missing my partner too much causing me to imagine terrible terrible images of him contorted into nightmare mode.
It's the first day I've felt better. Thus: selfies.
Random thought but I hope Lil Nas X is doing okay.
October 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Random thought but I hope Lil Nas X is doing okay.
Me, grumbling about work: Italian man *derogatory*
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
October 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Me, grumbling about work: Italian man *derogatory*
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Italian colleague: Hey🥺
Me: ... Not you, another Italian man.
Italian colleague: *looks at guy's name* this is an import. Not a true Italian.
Damn Italians really know this shit.
Every train trip nowadays seems to revolve around me trying to remember to breathe properly while visions of terrible terrible things seem to play on and on and on.
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Every train trip nowadays seems to revolve around me trying to remember to breathe properly while visions of terrible terrible things seem to play on and on and on.