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Beautiful Pisces ♓️

@blackmermaidmama.bsky.social

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The perfect blend of Claire Huxtable & Harriet Tubman. Pisces Gang. 🧜🏾‍♀️ 🦈 Yes I’ll beat yo ass and Yes I’ll cry after I’m done. I ain’t a businessman; I AM A BUSINESS, MAN. Kansas City in this bitch so watch ya mouth.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · Nov 25

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Hey now!!

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 1d

Glad for your dad. And good for you because she DEF needed to be checked. But for sure POST-op.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

The iOS development team don’t give no fcks about they users. They just be doing shit that don’t make sense. They are the worst of all the nerds that exist. How you gon NOT mute the chat that I muted? Just a vibrating for old messages and all kinds of craziness.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

Working with people who are waiting on some downfall is exhausting. They be so focused on what somebody else ain’t doing, they forget what they supposed to be doing.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

😘😘😘

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

I need to pack today for a 3 day trip NEXT WEEK 🤣🤣🤣

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

And WILL

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

Why this MF ask me about something in Jira that ain’t even assigned to me?!

Man…people just be doing whatever and calling it work.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

With! Can’t live without. But I did just buy a new one. And yes, it has a clit.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

I really don’t wanna buy Halloween candy but all the little cousins are coming to my house because I live in the suburbs and they be giving out CANDY candy.

I can’t NOT hand it out when I know my folks gon be receiving from others.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

Fly out Monday. Fly back Wednesday.

Turn and burn baby.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

I love having my nails but I also love being able to type faster when they’re off. 💅🏾

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

I hate having to deal with weaponized incompetence. Fcking HATE IT

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 2d

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 3d

Pam Bondi’s testimony before the Senate was like talking to every MAGAt on social media—rude conversations rife with whataboutisms, lies, and never a straight answer.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

LL Cool J - I’m Bad.
Fave verse: I eliminate punks, cut ‘em up in chunks. You was souped, you heard me and your ego shrunk.

Yes, I’m that old. 🫡🫡🫡🫡

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 3d

1. What is a song that you can rap or sing from pure memory?

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

My dog makes a lot of mouth sounds and it irks me. My adult daughter is in a doctorate program for pharmacy and she said I have a mental condition. 🥴

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Felt it when that lady said she DGAF if the earth is flat or round cuz she still has these bitchass bills to pay.

FELT!!

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Unnerving when people use 3 different ways to communicate with me on a single topic.

Like, pick one (email/text/Teams) and let’s keep the conversation flowing.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Given the chance, would you buy a farm?
Or….
Could you pool resources with close friends and family and start a family compound?

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

My first big girl job was at an electric utility company and my boss was the head project manager. I wanted to a PM just so I could be nothing like him. I’m proud to say, mission accomplished. He is still a vile, German dude who calls people notsees for fun & proud 🍊 turd supporter.

Well shit… @sincerelymaxx.bsky.social · 3d

starting with family….

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Right!! I wanted him to stay somewhere out the way and live life on the low.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Guess I’m swimming with the sharks on my birthday. The toothless ones. Now I gotta research which island has the best safety for that excursion.

#PiscesSeason

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Bad Bunny told us we got 4 months! I’m just trying to remember the hook and get the dance steps down.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I ain’t never heard that. #KansasCity