Laura⁷ ⟭⟬E ARE B⟬⟭CK! 아포방포!
@blackswanlaura.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Laura!
83 liner.
I'm a woman of broad tastes.
Aussie in the UK.
PERSONAL acct.
Musician. Psychologist.
Hag.
Vmin ult bias.
OT7.
Minors DNI. 🔞
Coming back from end stage kidney failure one day at a time.
serious shippers/antis/solos ⛔
Hi, I'm Laura!
83 liner.
I'm a woman of broad tastes.
Aussie in the UK.
PERSONAL acct.
Musician. Psychologist.
Hag.
Vmin ult bias.
OT7.
Minors DNI. 🔞
Coming back from end stage kidney failure one day at a time.
serious shippers/antis/solos ⛔
Better now, thank you
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Better now, thank you
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(if you think you need to know the sexualities of the actors in Heated Rivalry so you know it's authentic but you don't care that a dude from Texas is playing the actual Russian from Russia we need to have a talk)
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
(if you think you need to know the sexualities of the actors in Heated Rivalry so you know it's authentic but you don't care that a dude from Texas is playing the actual Russian from Russia we need to have a talk)
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certified ass shaker king of dump trucks clapazoid bakery shelf operator magnitude 7 on the richter scale
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
certified ass shaker king of dump trucks clapazoid bakery shelf operator magnitude 7 on the richter scale
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I just showed this to my spouse (picture only) & asked what his first thought was.
Spouse: "He's pregnant. Which member is the father? The gender reveal will just be purple instead of pink/blue because it symbolizes that he's giving birth to the perfect fan, ARMY. Aww. I should be their PR person."
Spouse: "He's pregnant. Which member is the father? The gender reveal will just be purple instead of pink/blue because it symbolizes that he's giving birth to the perfect fan, ARMY. Aww. I should be their PR person."
'Superstar pack omega chooses Elle Korea for pregnancy announcement.'
December 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I just showed this to my spouse (picture only) & asked what his first thought was.
Spouse: "He's pregnant. Which member is the father? The gender reveal will just be purple instead of pink/blue because it symbolizes that he's giving birth to the perfect fan, ARMY. Aww. I should be their PR person."
Spouse: "He's pregnant. Which member is the father? The gender reveal will just be purple instead of pink/blue because it symbolizes that he's giving birth to the perfect fan, ARMY. Aww. I should be their PR person."
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
I glanced at this and thought he was pregnant 🙃
Elle Korea is revealing NINE (9!!) covers of the first 2026 issue featuring Jungkook.
📅 December 15
🕙 10:00 AM KST
📅 December 15
🕙 10:00 AM KST
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I glanced at this and thought he was pregnant 🙃
Gosh. Today's been flat out! I've finally finished my last task and can relax once dinner is on the table.
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Gosh. Today's been flat out! I've finally finished my last task and can relax once dinner is on the table.
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imagine if the new album comes out and we discover it has literally nothing to do with running and they’re actually all just randomly fixated on it
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
imagine if the new album comes out and we discover it has literally nothing to do with running and they’re actually all just randomly fixated on it
Oh I love him so much 🤩
Happy 100th Birthday Dick Van Dyke, and thank you for the joy!
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Oh I love him so much 🤩
This is possibly my favourite song of all time. I've loved it since I was tiny and I always will.
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
Don Henley - The Boys Of Summer
YouTube video by DonHenleyVEVO
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is possibly my favourite song of all time. I've loved it since I was tiny and I always will.
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
youtu.be/6RUIeX6UCT8?...
I love this song. And occasionally I listen to it and am absolutely in awe that this song and this entire wonderful album was made by a not quite 20 year old.
music.apple.com/gb/album/wil...
music.apple.com/gb/album/wil...
WILD by Troye Sivan on Apple Music
Song · 2015 · Duration 3:47
music.apple.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I love this song. And occasionally I listen to it and am absolutely in awe that this song and this entire wonderful album was made by a not quite 20 year old.
music.apple.com/gb/album/wil...
music.apple.com/gb/album/wil...
I don't need a coat at all if he looks at me like that
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don't need a coat at all if he looks at me like that
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I mean this in the best possible way: Jimin looks like the wife who just got half a billion in a divorce settlement here
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I mean this in the best possible way: Jimin looks like the wife who just got half a billion in a divorce settlement here
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Ugh. What a morning!
Flat car battery meant I couldn't drive to the shops so couldn't do my big shop.
Am*zon return code for husband wouldn't load on my phone so post office wouldn't accept it.
Said 8/4 instead of 4/8 for husband's birthday when picking up his ADHD meds, got all flustered+
Flat car battery meant I couldn't drive to the shops so couldn't do my big shop.
Am*zon return code for husband wouldn't load on my phone so post office wouldn't accept it.
Said 8/4 instead of 4/8 for husband's birthday when picking up his ADHD meds, got all flustered+
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Ugh. What a morning!
Flat car battery meant I couldn't drive to the shops so couldn't do my big shop.
Am*zon return code for husband wouldn't load on my phone so post office wouldn't accept it.
Said 8/4 instead of 4/8 for husband's birthday when picking up his ADHD meds, got all flustered+
Flat car battery meant I couldn't drive to the shops so couldn't do my big shop.
Am*zon return code for husband wouldn't load on my phone so post office wouldn't accept it.
Said 8/4 instead of 4/8 for husband's birthday when picking up his ADHD meds, got all flustered+
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I love that Jimin's Ass Math can be out of date bc he got Too Much More Ass
this may be out of date now, but I remembered seeing this before. an army did the math years ago to prove jimin's unbelievable ass was a perfect circle
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love that Jimin's Ass Math can be out of date bc he got Too Much More Ass
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i’m gonna chop him up and snort him up into my lungs so his molecules can combine with my bloodstream and circulate in my body through all the little nooks and crannies and devour him entirely he’s so fucking precious
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i’m gonna chop him up and snort him up into my lungs so his molecules can combine with my bloodstream and circulate in my body through all the little nooks and crannies and devour him entirely he’s so fucking precious