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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Nov 14

this is what escaping twitter felt like

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Feb 9

She's huge, but she's so beautiful. She's a mammoth, of course

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Feb 4

Just got wireless headphones and I feel ridiculous but the sound quality is incredible

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Feb 4

Abracadabra, amor-ooh-na-na
Abracadabra, morta-ooh-ga-ga
Abracadabra, abra-ooh-na-na"
In her tongue she said, "Death or love tonight”

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ALT: a woman in a red dress stands in front of a door with hayu written on the bottom

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 16

The way this backfired is Selina Meyer level incompetence

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 16

To where king

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Jan 13

(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Jan 7

fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 5

⚠️DC OOMFS⚠️ Can anyone house me on Monday, January 6th -Tuesday, January 7th? I am attending the Lib Stop The Steal Rally and need somewhere to stay. 🙏

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 4

good evening *count orlok voice*

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 4

Why do so many hot people tweet like a fourteen year old who just discovered sex

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Jan 3

OUT: saying “I don’t owe anyone anything”

IN: saying “idgaf”

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 29

happy last Sunday of the year if anyone gaf

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 29

Let’s wake THAT up.

JaIrie @jajairie.bsky.social · Dec 29

Anyway….

I think Meredith only invited Angie to her Bat Mitzvah so she could throw her out. 😂 #RHOSLC

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 29

Hi guys

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 28

Ah let’s go to the “popular with friends” feed and see what is popular with my fr- oh it’s just naked men

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 25

well it’s encouraging to know Twitter remains insufferable

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 25

He did pop off on just dance

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 23

I would simply never allow myself to be threatened by Christmas Carolers. “We won’t go until we get some” I’ll have you know people have been shot for less

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 12

Happy birthday!!

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 10

Enjoy Queen

white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 10

CNN reports that a two-page document from Luigi Mangione was found, which included the lines:

Caroline Manzo’s desperate attempt at remaining relevant has single-handedly ushered in a dark era for Bravo TV. The loss of RHUGT Morocco is a loss for the culture. Justice for Brandi Glanville.

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white woman w/ a yelp account @blakeissweaty.bsky.social · Dec 10

Selina Meyer in that one episode

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · Dec 10

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”

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