Chris Andrews
@blazesboiledham.bsky.social
South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist.
Dislike of alliteration
Dislike of alliteration
That lot at Ibrox should be sponsored by the Beano, given the amount of comical draws you see from them.
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That lot at Ibrox should be sponsored by the Beano, given the amount of comical draws you see from them.
You could just take how Walsh dealt with what was being dealt out to Engels and still say he had a shocker.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You could just take how Walsh dealt with what was being dealt out to Engels and still say he had a shocker.
Sympathies with the Jambo refereeing that game
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sympathies with the Jambo refereeing that game
Amazed that as the Budget is out unexpectedly early, Rachel Reeves isn't scheduled to have any match practice before the next one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Amazed that as the Budget is out unexpectedly early, Rachel Reeves isn't scheduled to have any match practice before the next one.
At the Treasury right now
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
At the Treasury right now
McInnes looks like he handles pressure as well as a knackered boiler.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
McInnes looks like he handles pressure as well as a knackered boiler.
The class players will always find a way, will they not?
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The class players will always find a way, will they not?
Ralston looks as happy facing a crossing opportunity as Lawwell does facing a supporter.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ralston looks as happy facing a crossing opportunity as Lawwell does facing a supporter.
Maybe Ross Desmond will be generous enough to tell that team how to create a goal scoring chance.
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Maybe Ross Desmond will be generous enough to tell that team how to create a goal scoring chance.
“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”
Kendall Bhoy making sure that's us told.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Kendall Bhoy making sure that's us told.
I think the response to Harvey Barnes (or his reps) should be to thank him for putting himself forward, and he's certainly in the frame to make his debut in the first game after the World Cup.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I think the response to Harvey Barnes (or his reps) should be to thank him for putting himself forward, and he's certainly in the frame to make his debut in the first game after the World Cup.
The face turn is like when Randy Orton does it. Gets a crowd pop, but we all know they draw better as a heel.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The face turn is like when Randy Orton does it. Gets a crowd pop, but we all know they draw better as a heel.
Can the Labour Right issue a pamphlet on the rules of 9D chess, or else this will just look like they just got a pat on the head from fascists.
They're openly telling us in advance what's going to happen
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Can the Labour Right issue a pamphlet on the rules of 9D chess, or else this will just look like they just got a pat on the head from fascists.
“We want to make it clear to the school bully that this is a one-off payment from our lunch budget, and that any extension beyond that is not in our manifesto”
“on article 8 of the ECHR in particular the right to family life ..we want to constrain in legislation the way that that is applied in immigration cases” Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood tells Sky’s Trevor Philips
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
Who would have imagined we would ever hear this from a Labour government
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
“We want to make it clear to the school bully that this is a one-off payment from our lunch budget, and that any extension beyond that is not in our manifesto”
(Barry Davies voice) Where, oh where, has this Scotland team been for the first hour?
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
(Barry Davies voice) Where, oh where, has this Scotland team been for the first hour?
The MAGAfication continues. Ignore the performances, have some more grievance culture.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The MAGAfication continues. Ignore the performances, have some more grievance culture.
When this bubble pops, there are certain folks who are going to realise they've been taken for marks, and the Trumps are then going to have to turn Mar-a-Lago into a fortress.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
When this bubble pops, there are certain folks who are going to realise they've been taken for marks, and the Trumps are then going to have to turn Mar-a-Lago into a fortress.
“Nose prints on the glass? What sort of god damned crazy story is this?”
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Nose prints on the glass? What sort of god damned crazy story is this?”
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
Surprised that Desmond didn't finish his statement by thanking everyone for their attention to this matter.
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Surprised that Desmond didn't finish his statement by thanking everyone for their attention to this matter.
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
Yacht a surprise!
Michelle Mone-linked firm fails to pay back £122m over PPE breach
PPE Medpro was ordered to repay damages by 16:00 BST on Wednesday after breaching a Covid-19 contract.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Yacht a surprise!
If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.
October 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.