Chris Andrews
@blazesboiledham.bsky.social
South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist.
Dislike of alliteration
Dislike of alliteration
At the Treasury right now
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
At the Treasury right now
“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“I CAN HANDLE THINGS! I’M SMART!”
The MAGAfication continues. Ignore the performances, have some more grievance culture.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The MAGAfication continues. Ignore the performances, have some more grievance culture.
“Nose prints on the glass? What sort of god damned crazy story is this?”
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Nose prints on the glass? What sort of god damned crazy story is this?”
"...Just don't ask me about the smell of onions and mustard.."
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"...Just don't ask me about the smell of onions and mustard.."
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
November 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine your kids waiting table at our Great Gatsby themed parties for a fiver an hour"
Similar vibes…
October 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Similar vibes…
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
October 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.
If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..
October 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..
More chance of getting this Potter.
October 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
More chance of getting this Potter.
“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”
Macho Man and Liz
October 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Macho Man and Liz
Those Generals live at my Granny's Flats
October 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Those Generals live at my Granny's Flats
To a select few, the biggest crime Barrowman and Mone will have committed is to enable a look into how things really work in this country
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
To a select few, the biggest crime Barrowman and Mone will have committed is to enable a look into how things really work in this country
Gaby's push to win this year's 'most inspected wallet at conference' meets a challenge from a multiple former champion
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Gaby's push to win this year's 'most inspected wallet at conference' meets a challenge from a multiple former champion
Might have found the polar opposite to 'Rapid Rebuttal', namely 'Embarassing Evidence', as Tom Harwood's gofers spent yesterday going fishing. For anything they could find.
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Might have found the polar opposite to 'Rapid Rebuttal', namely 'Embarassing Evidence', as Tom Harwood's gofers spent yesterday going fishing. For anything they could find.
Noticed the logo for Ryan Walters' new Teachers Alliance (NOT union, repeat, NOT union) and thought it looked familiar
September 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Noticed the logo for Ryan Walters' new Teachers Alliance (NOT union, repeat, NOT union) and thought it looked familiar
"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech"
Interesting that this Theocrat is rather vague on how 'radical restoration' is going to happen under his watch.
September 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Interesting that this Theocrat is rather vague on how 'radical restoration' is going to happen under his watch.
Hold on. We might get a live Lie Detector test later on!
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Hold on. We might get a live Lie Detector test later on!
Daizen staying put then?
September 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Daizen staying put then?
BREAKING: New phone contract for Dermot Desmond, here we go! £39.99 per month (negotiated down from £40.00). Includes free calls and texts from Agents, blocking feature from Manager enabled. DD not interested in upgrade.
September 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
BREAKING: New phone contract for Dermot Desmond, here we go! £39.99 per month (negotiated down from £40.00). Includes free calls and texts from Agents, blocking feature from Manager enabled. DD not interested in upgrade.