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Kris | 30+ | they/them, queer | 🇨🇦 | writer | my id, ego, and superego are in a toxic three-way situationship
never been more on my pushing-40 tired bisexual MC bullshit I stg 😩👌🏽
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
never been more on my pushing-40 tired bisexual MC bullshit I stg 😩👌🏽
Jacob Tierney
hey
hey, Mr. Tierney
hear me out here, as a fellow older queer Canadian
Canadian musicians to put in season 2:
- Said the Whale (but like the album from 2006)
- Prozzak (!)
- Betta Lemme (hon hon hon she is from QUEBEC et ses pronoms?? BAD/BITCH)
- Mother Mother
- Begonia
hey
hey, Mr. Tierney
hear me out here, as a fellow older queer Canadian
Canadian musicians to put in season 2:
- Said the Whale (but like the album from 2006)
- Prozzak (!)
- Betta Lemme (hon hon hon she is from QUEBEC et ses pronoms?? BAD/BITCH)
- Mother Mother
- Begonia
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Jacob Tierney
hey
hey, Mr. Tierney
hear me out here, as a fellow older queer Canadian
Canadian musicians to put in season 2:
- Said the Whale (but like the album from 2006)
- Prozzak (!)
- Betta Lemme (hon hon hon she is from QUEBEC et ses pronoms?? BAD/BITCH)
- Mother Mother
- Begonia
hey
hey, Mr. Tierney
hear me out here, as a fellow older queer Canadian
Canadian musicians to put in season 2:
- Said the Whale (but like the album from 2006)
- Prozzak (!)
- Betta Lemme (hon hon hon she is from QUEBEC et ses pronoms?? BAD/BITCH)
- Mother Mother
- Begonia
French Canadians kind of ate when they came up with curse words. WHAT THE PUTAIN SAINT-SIMONAQUE OF JELLY BEAN OF SAINT-MOUFETTE OF FUCKING FRUIT LOOP CALISSE IS THIS, TABARNAK
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 PM
French Canadians kind of ate when they came up with curse words. WHAT THE PUTAIN SAINT-SIMONAQUE OF JELLY BEAN OF SAINT-MOUFETTE OF FUCKING FRUIT LOOP CALISSE IS THIS, TABARNAK
😭someone recoloured a Heated Rivalry scene and literally took all the colour out of it to make it generic and muted. baby, Jacob Tierney did not hire Jackson Parrell, known specifically for his use of neon colour, because he wanted another grey-ass show 😭why do Americans want everything to be boring
January 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
😭someone recoloured a Heated Rivalry scene and literally took all the colour out of it to make it generic and muted. baby, Jacob Tierney did not hire Jackson Parrell, known specifically for his use of neon colour, because he wanted another grey-ass show 😭why do Americans want everything to be boring
this would be hollanov, but also the Guilt Machine that makes up a third of my brain will not let me do this without finishing the ghoap post-canon I’ve had in the chamber for over a year so, so 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽 idk man, cross ur labia lips w me that 2026 will yield some Words™️
notes from the other night will 100% be for something original, I need to do that just for my own mental well-being, I think, but I’m toying with maybe trying to get into the setting with a fanfic oneshot. see if I can’t rustle up some dopamine where the idea is concerned…
January 18, 2026 at 3:46 AM
this would be hollanov, but also the Guilt Machine that makes up a third of my brain will not let me do this without finishing the ghoap post-canon I’ve had in the chamber for over a year so, so 🤷🏽🤷🏽🤷🏽 idk man, cross ur labia lips w me that 2026 will yield some Words™️
*panting* I am QUEER, I am MID-30s, I am EXHAUSTED, and I need Francois Arnaud VISCERALLY AND BIBLICALLY 😤
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
*panting* I am QUEER, I am MID-30s, I am EXHAUSTED, and I need Francois Arnaud VISCERALLY AND BIBLICALLY 😤
did you know that if you’re already partway into making a tomato-based soup when you realize you didn’t buy the fuckin’ tomatoes for it (🤬), you can make a mixture of tomato paste, water, flour, and sugar, and the resulting slurry can be used EXACTLY like canned tomatoes/passata? well NOW YOU KNOW.
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
did you know that if you’re already partway into making a tomato-based soup when you realize you didn’t buy the fuckin’ tomatoes for it (🤬), you can make a mixture of tomato paste, water, flour, and sugar, and the resulting slurry can be used EXACTLY like canned tomatoes/passata? well NOW YOU KNOW.
I called my friend and I loaded the dishwasher and I had a shower and I’m doing a face mask and I’ve been brainstorming writing and did I want to do any of it?
NO.
is it everything I wanted to get done??
NO.
did it fix everything???
NO.
but do I at least feel a LITTLE better?
…fuckin’…YEAH…😡
NO.
is it everything I wanted to get done??
NO.
did it fix everything???
NO.
but do I at least feel a LITTLE better?
…fuckin’…YEAH…😡
I am still feeling very very low low low but sometimes we must change behaviours before we can change feelings so even though it feels like shit rn I WILL get up and I WILL do something productive today and it’s gonna suck balls but I’m GONNA DO IT 😤
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I called my friend and I loaded the dishwasher and I had a shower and I’m doing a face mask and I’ve been brainstorming writing and did I want to do any of it?
NO.
is it everything I wanted to get done??
NO.
did it fix everything???
NO.
but do I at least feel a LITTLE better?
…fuckin’…YEAH…😡
NO.
is it everything I wanted to get done??
NO.
did it fix everything???
NO.
but do I at least feel a LITTLE better?
…fuckin’…YEAH…😡
btw the Metros is specifically funny because (as per Tierney) it’s short for Metropolitans in French, which mirrors the irl Habs/Habitants (Habitants were specifically farmer settlers, so I giggle at the parallel every time)
January 17, 2026 at 9:28 PM
btw the Metros is specifically funny because (as per Tierney) it’s short for Metropolitans in French, which mirrors the irl Habs/Habitants (Habitants were specifically farmer settlers, so I giggle at the parallel every time)
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turns out i just had to exercise a little and have some water
haha anyone else existing in a grey miasma and still trying to be productive
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
turns out i just had to exercise a little and have some water
>3-hour video call with my dear friend. 😩👌🏽
“how are you?”
“honestly? really shit, but I’m surviving so far. you?”
“…yeah, that about sums it up for me, too.”
*and then we hooted and hollered and kiki’d for the length of an extended lord of the rings movie*
“how are you?”
“honestly? really shit, but I’m surviving so far. you?”
“…yeah, that about sums it up for me, too.”
*and then we hooted and hollered and kiki’d for the length of an extended lord of the rings movie*
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
>3-hour video call with my dear friend. 😩👌🏽
“how are you?”
“honestly? really shit, but I’m surviving so far. you?”
“…yeah, that about sums it up for me, too.”
*and then we hooted and hollered and kiki’d for the length of an extended lord of the rings movie*
“how are you?”
“honestly? really shit, but I’m surviving so far. you?”
“…yeah, that about sums it up for me, too.”
*and then we hooted and hollered and kiki’d for the length of an extended lord of the rings movie*
I am still feeling very very low low low but sometimes we must change behaviours before we can change feelings so even though it feels like shit rn I WILL get up and I WILL do something productive today and it’s gonna suck balls but I’m GONNA DO IT 😤
January 17, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I am still feeling very very low low low but sometimes we must change behaviours before we can change feelings so even though it feels like shit rn I WILL get up and I WILL do something productive today and it’s gonna suck balls but I’m GONNA DO IT 😤
I hope both connor storrie and hudson williams get cast next in separate gritty character pieces that require them to shave their heads and look gaunt as hell. I need projects that are going to weed out the kpop boymoms STAT
January 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I hope both connor storrie and hudson williams get cast next in separate gritty character pieces that require them to shave their heads and look gaunt as hell. I need projects that are going to weed out the kpop boymoms STAT
if u want ur pussy ate good, find someone just a liiiiittle insecure. someone who felt like they had to be funny in high school. someone who still has something to prove to the memory of a person who hasn’t thought of them in a decade. they’ll wear your shit out, stg.
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
if u want ur pussy ate good, find someone just a liiiiittle insecure. someone who felt like they had to be funny in high school. someone who still has something to prove to the memory of a person who hasn’t thought of them in a decade. they’ll wear your shit out, stg.
notes from the other night will 100% be for something original, I need to do that just for my own mental well-being, I think, but I’m toying with maybe trying to get into the setting with a fanfic oneshot. see if I can’t rustle up some dopamine where the idea is concerned…
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
notes from the other night will 100% be for something original, I need to do that just for my own mental well-being, I think, but I’m toying with maybe trying to get into the setting with a fanfic oneshot. see if I can’t rustle up some dopamine where the idea is concerned…
AND IT WAS WORTH IT BABYYYY
ao3 user grim_lupine, it has been 4 years since your last fic, but I will wait for you forever 🥺
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 AM
AND IT WAS WORTH IT BABYYYY
GRIM_LUPINE HAS POSTED A HEATED RIVALRY FIC NEVER KILL YOURSELF
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
GRIM_LUPINE HAS POSTED A HEATED RIVALRY FIC NEVER KILL YOURSELF
being a fan of heated rivalry rn feels like when you go to the gay bar and it’s full of straight women, but not the cool ones there to chill with their gay friends, the ones who show up in entire bachelorette parties and spend the whole night shrieking & pawing at gay men
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
being a fan of heated rivalry rn feels like when you go to the gay bar and it’s full of straight women, but not the cool ones there to chill with their gay friends, the ones who show up in entire bachelorette parties and spend the whole night shrieking & pawing at gay men
I spend a lot of my time being freak4freak and heavily supporting the death of cringe, but when it comes to real life people, I do have to concede that a lot of folks need to get way more normal and they need to do it immediately
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I spend a lot of my time being freak4freak and heavily supporting the death of cringe, but when it comes to real life people, I do have to concede that a lot of folks need to get way more normal and they need to do it immediately
it all makes sense and even could be a thing, how about that. an actual bit of creativity. we did it, joe.
I remember: putting a bunch of notes into my phone from like 1-2 a.m. last night
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
it all makes sense and even could be a thing, how about that. an actual bit of creativity. we did it, joe.
we talk a lot about connor storrie’s accent work but not enough about robbie gk’s because the first time I saw him in an interview I was like 🤯 WHERE’D THE 💅🏽 GO???
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
we talk a lot about connor storrie’s accent work but not enough about robbie gk’s because the first time I saw him in an interview I was like 🤯 WHERE’D THE 💅🏽 GO???
I remember: putting a bunch of notes into my phone from like 1-2 a.m. last night
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I remember: putting a bunch of notes into my phone from like 1-2 a.m. last night
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
I don’t remember: any inkling of wtf the idea was
thank u past kris for having the foresight to know my swiss cheese brain would remember fuck all by today 🙏🏽 u did good, kid (now let’s see if it was even worth it…)
the concept of rachel reid putting a bunch of parasocial fans into Unriavled who start critiquing every photo and video of Hollanov, start cheating rumours every time one of them is seen with someone else, super biphobic about Ilya…pls mrs reid hear me out on this…
a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
the concept of rachel reid putting a bunch of parasocial fans into Unriavled who start critiquing every photo and video of Hollanov, start cheating rumours every time one of them is seen with someone else, super biphobic about Ilya…pls mrs reid hear me out on this…
*my therapist’s voice echoing from somewhere in the distant sky* what if the person you strive to write for is the traumatized version of you inside yourself that you’re learning to give some space to? *therapist disappears like mufasa into the clouds*
unfortunately the key to this is that the person you write needs to exist outside an idea. someone who makes it feel good to create. you cannot, it turns out, manufacture or imagine or replace one very real and vital element in this equation: connection and support that is non-transactional.
Vonnegut had a great point about not opening up the window to make love to the whole world, but rather having one person in mind for whom you write—and maybe—idk, idk, idk, maybe—if I don’t have that person irl, I can at least conjure a word or two for these insanely generous reviewers? maybe…?
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
*my therapist’s voice echoing from somewhere in the distant sky* what if the person you strive to write for is the traumatized version of you inside yourself that you’re learning to give some space to? *therapist disappears like mufasa into the clouds*
🫡 still here.
saw my therapist, that was helpful. CPTSD w/ anxious avoidant attachment style is a fucking trip. plus just raw dogging mental health, no meds, 😮💨 sometimes you really gotta just pay your respects to whatever coping mechanisms let you survive until now (even as you gently unlearn them)
saw my therapist, that was helpful. CPTSD w/ anxious avoidant attachment style is a fucking trip. plus just raw dogging mental health, no meds, 😮💨 sometimes you really gotta just pay your respects to whatever coping mechanisms let you survive until now (even as you gently unlearn them)
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
🫡 still here.
saw my therapist, that was helpful. CPTSD w/ anxious avoidant attachment style is a fucking trip. plus just raw dogging mental health, no meds, 😮💨 sometimes you really gotta just pay your respects to whatever coping mechanisms let you survive until now (even as you gently unlearn them)
saw my therapist, that was helpful. CPTSD w/ anxious avoidant attachment style is a fucking trip. plus just raw dogging mental health, no meds, 😮💨 sometimes you really gotta just pay your respects to whatever coping mechanisms let you survive until now (even as you gently unlearn them)