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Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them
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ℹ️ Kris, 30+, 🇨🇦, they/them; 🏳️‍🌈alphabet mafioso; ✍🏽 wordsmith & sentence wrangler; 🔞 rated R; 👋🏽gold of heart, dumb of ass; 📥 DM for commissions; 🌐 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BleedingTypewriter/works
hhhhhhhhhhh WELL, FUCK ME, that’s…that’s just true. 😭 so many people write bad books. SO MANY. some of them are even successful at it. it is better to be a “bad” writer than one who’s too afraid to write anything at all.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
this is why it’s so painful when I meet pro-AI people. like yeah, I’m sure AI does seem like a useful tool when you lack the ability to evaluate how shitty the end product is! words must look great if all you’re going to do is look at them, not actually READ THEM.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
there just is no hiding it. it WILL revert to that weird, overly capitulating, uncanny valley, middle manager tone. it WILL throw in random words/sentences that completely change meanings. “oh wow, how could you tell I used AI for this?” MARY, IT RANDOMLY SAYS “AND HE WAS RACIST” MID-SENTENCE HERE 😭
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
been working on some more ghoap and some harvey/mike from suits, plus there’s a dkbk from my hero academia that’s like 6 paragraphs from being done that I’ve been procrastinating on for like a year 😅

and it’s a beef stew with red wine my mom used to make! an ultimate comfort food from my childhood😌
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
sodhdisjdh lmaooooooo that is peak 😂 extra funny that my first thought after laughing was “…ok, I know it doesn’t make sense to neurotypicals, probably, but the logic tracks! that makes sense!” we do love to do Tasks™️ on shit riiiiight before we put said shit away to not be used 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
YES. my partner is also neurodivergent and woke up this morning to clean the kitchen, tell me why I look over at this man to find him halfway through a sink of dishes but also DISASSEMBLING THE TOASTER OVEN to deep clean it 😭😂 completely superfluous, but once the ADHD says go, there is no stop
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
sadly bereft of quality shitposts here ngl 😔
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
And lie to us the whole time, like they’re not playing right in our faces! Rude! 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
there IS a happy medium between erotica and “ok ur my bf/gf now, here’s even more flirty dialogue and a cut to black,” but to hit it, one must not be a fuckin’ weenie coward lol
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Oh no do I like this fetish?” and “I’m gonna cum and then cry” SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂 I got one once that was something like “I’m jorkin my peanits (I’m a cis girl)” I love how unhinged people are in their bookmarks.
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I respect that! There have been a handful of, like, not MEAN things exactly, but just like…uh-oh, I don’t think this person realizes other people can see these 😬…but overall, I highly recommend checking the bookmarks, literally 9/10 are the sweetest, funniest things.
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
🙏🏽 bless up, thank you so much!
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Doing some updates and forgot to ask—would you be OK with me linking to this from the fic? I remain SO in love with this art, I’d love to link it from the end notes.
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
BUT LISTEN sometimes you gotta take the time to write the indulgently sad character flashback, OKAY? even if you know you’re gonna have to whittle it down to like a couple paragraphs. sometimes pissing off future editing you is present writing you’s self-care 😌
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM