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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 12h

Not because i cant but because two of my cats have taken ober my bed

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 12h

I cant sleep

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Cyber @cyberlord1109.bsky.social · 20h

Ezra Geist

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 21h

Nvm i had 300 ideality we puffing up that chinese man

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 22h

I wish the story had given a description of the interviewer im tired of coming up with stuff myself

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Why am I saying this? BECAUSE FAUST ALSO GIVES A CUP OF TEA TO THE INTERVIEWER AND SO I CAME UP WITH MY BULLSHIT AGAIN

what of the interviewer was faust's target and this was all an elaborated plan to kill her with teat that inflates you until you pop

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Also spoilers for Faust uptie 3 but

The story shows Faust being interviewed during a contract, but the interviewer doesn't realize it until Faust casually kills rhe target and in the end it tourns out it all was a marketing stunt planned by Faust

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 22h

ITS GENUINELY SO FUNY THE MASSIIVE COINCIDENCE

no ling hong tho sadly but that means more poise to inflate Faust with

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Can arknights give ME A FUCKING BREAK WDYM A NEW INES BANNER IS ABOUT TO DROP

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shellbealright.bsky.social @shellbealright.bsky.social · 1d

rosemary will fucking explode

#homestuck

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Rodya thinking the mattress isn't comfy or big enough for her and decides pump it a little until it gets exactly how she wants

During the pumpin™ she couldn't help but notice those suspicious moanings and whimpers getting louder every time she used the air pump....

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Yall are allowed to beat me after i take a month to finish it

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but tbf Faust is relatibely easy for me ay this point as long as i dont put too much unnecesary stuff that should be easy

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a nickel for every gacha woman wearing black and white that an oomf have told me to write about i wouldve two

Which isn't much but GOD I WISH IT WAS MORE

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but tbf Faust is relatibely easy for me ay this point as long as i dont put too much unnecesary stuff that should be easy

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a nickel for every gacha woman wearing black and white that an oomf have told me to write about i wouldve two

Which isn't much but GOD I WISH IT WAS MORE

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

The sinners finding no faust on sight but instead a very big and white mattress and finding it so comfortable they cant help but drop and nap on it

Until they hear the voice of Faust moaning and whimperimg every time they move

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

If I had a nickel for every gacha woman wearing black and white that an oomf have told me to write about i wouldve two

Which isn't much but GOD I WISH IT WAS MORE

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Aesir @aesir.bsky.social · 5d

#charrequest | #vore | #riceshower

$20 Char Request for Shima0451!! Fingers crossed I get Halloween Rice Shower when she comes out, or else!

Please consider supporting me and my works <3 subscribestar.adult/aesir

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Faust also drank from it in the stort but something something faust only gave it a shallow sip while the interviewer was so exicted she drank it all in one go and that made her pop while faust only swelled up "a bit"

Does this make sense

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Why am I saying this? BECAUSE FAUST ALSO GIVES A CUP OF TEA TO THE INTERVIEWER AND SO I CAME UP WITH MY BULLSHIT AGAIN

what of the interviewer was faust's target and this was all an elaborated plan to kill her with teat that inflates you until you pop

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Also spoilers for Faust uptie 3 but

The story shows Faust being interviewed during a contract, but the interviewer doesn't realize it until Faust casually kills rhe target and in the end it tourns out it all was a marketing stunt planned by Faust

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𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓹𝓮𝓻 @bloatdeer.bsky.social · 1d

Also spoilers for Faust uptie 3 but

The story shows Faust being interviewed during a contract, but the interviewer doesn't realize it until Faust casually kills rhe target and in the end it tourns out it all was a marketing stunt planned by Faust

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