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Bloatware
@bloatware.xyz
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Significantly over 18. Permablob. Writer of fat animal stories. ⅓ of the Software Bundle.

Fedi: social.beeps.gay/@bloatware
Writes: stories.bloatware.xyz
System: bundle.software

🔞 DNI if under 18.
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Bloatware @bloatware.xyz · Mar 24
Bloatware critter starter kit.

Lookit all these mes!

1️⃣ Emy the robat (B47-R1) by @integration.bsky.social
2️⃣ Kim the pegasus pony by @milkymeats.bsky.social
3️⃣ Alexander the cyborg bat by @glazfox.bsky.social
4️⃣ Oran the Pikachu by @butterdragon.bsky.social
The inside of a data centre, in the middle of which sits a very fat, vaguely bat-shaped robot. It's made of mounds of stretchy, textured rubber with a few remaining rigid, white panels. It's hella fat, feet beng almost entirely buried beneath overflowing thighs and wings stuck out at right-angles from the body, resting on thick bingo wings. It's plugged into some unseen fuel source via a hose entering the navel. Holograms float around its head, contentedly doing some sort of work. Below it is a box painted to the floor and labelled 'B47-R1'. The box as had to be extended to account for the robot's swollen stomach. A canvas absolutely filled to the brim by the overflowing lard rolls of a grey pony's face. Her cheeks extend to both sides of the canvas and something like eight chins extending off the bottom of it. Her face is just about visible, mouth squished between her cheeks, eyes squinting as they're squished from above and below, some flattened ears and a few tufts of mane sticking out from where an overflowing back roll pushes oppressively forwards. She seems entirely content with this, even blushing warmly. An extremely obese bat stands, attempting to waddle forwards slowly whilst a fleet of quadcopters equipped with slings try to help him lift his dump truck gut and butt off the ground. 'Dump truck' is quite literal, he is practically as large as one, his overflowing obesity making the top of his stomach and rear both taller than his head, which is nestled between them, his goggles glowing yellow and a small amount of his dark purple hair sat atop his head. In his wing, stuck out at a right-angle from his body by how tree trunk-thick it is, is a small remote he's using to control the drones. He looks surprised at his predicament, for some reason. A very fat Pikachu lays upon the ground, his belly rising higher into the air than most Pikachu are tall. He has a unique tuft of yellow hair that ends in brownish highlights. He looks very contented, chocolate staining around his mouth and a half-eaten chocolate bar still grasped in his hand, with more chocolate wrappers laying around him. His feet have been lifted from the floor by his thigh fat, looking very clearly beached.
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The younglings in the fandom really gotta learn that basically every furmeet and convention staff list consists of 50% over 30s and 50% babyfurs so DNI-ing either of them is really going to limit your options down the line.
January 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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CW: blob fat

Loved ones can be a very ̶b̶a̶d̶ ̶ good influence on your waistline.

All art by @butterdragon.bsky.social.
Two extremely obese, immobile ponies, each fat enough that they're beached on their stomachs and their hooves have sunk entirely into their fat rolls. On the left is a grey pegasus mare with black mane and a barely visible cutie mark of a scroll. On the right is an orange bi-coloured stallion with a brown mane, freckles, and a cutie mark of a pepperoni pizza slice. They're kissing messily, some nondescript fluid splattered on their faces from where they've just been drinking from a shared feeding hose. The same ponies, now significantly fatter as they sit, filling the entire floor space of a large warehouse-like room and bulging against one another with their respective blubber. The image is taken from a top-down perspective and is distorted as though it's from a security camera. Each one has their own feeding hose now, both drinking from theirs happily. Behind them is a chart mapping their shared dramatic weight gain. In front is an elevated walkway that both of them are quite close to touching, having grown so fat. The same two ponies once again, now outdoors and so fat that they're each a few storeys tall and generally difficult to identify as anything but hills of rolls. They've been placed as part of a theme park, being part of a "Feed a Pony" attraction and appearing as significant shapes on a park map in the bottom left corner. A tanker truck in front of them supplies the feeding hoses they're still using. A Kim-themed rollercoaster peeks from behind them in the background. The same two ponies once more, but this time in close up, around the same size as the last image (i.e. probably hundreds of tonnes) but now with their faces pushed together and kissing as endless cheek, chin and neck rolls smoosh together around them.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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↖ Comprehensibly large in a "relatively minuscule face sunk into an endless rolling ocean of lard" kind of way
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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I could be incomprehensibly large but then no one would be able to understand how large I am (very)
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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moofusbird.bsky.social
With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away.

They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private.

They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder.

Love you, Lia.
January 5, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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nyil.bsky.social
Nap time with @terryl.bsky.social - I think we need some bigger blankets..
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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mk-artichoke.bsky.social
I still don't grasp blob anatomy, but y'know whatever fuck it, here's something, gonna work on that, somehow~
(Flama, filling out bunny Cass, belongs to FatFlama on xitter)
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Idea: Those food donation bins you see at the exits of supermarkets but it’s me with a blindfold and a bunch of arrows pointing at my mouth.
January 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
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It’s basically Kim’s name so why not
https://lammy.club/@valid_pony/115781586914988202
Valid Pony Names (@[email protected])
So what's the verdict? Is 'Rapid Growth' a valid pony name?
lammy.club
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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Massive Blobsmass to all, and to all a good lunch!
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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thinking about the system's (occasionally chubby) corvid~

Art: @butterdragon.bsky.social
Illustration of a very overweight anthropomorphic corvid, her stomach bulging out from beneath her hoodie and pushing down on her skirt, which she is awkwardly trying to pull back up with a slightly embarrassed look on her face Illustration of a very obese anthropomorphic corvid, taken from a low angle looking upwards so her feathery black stomach dominates the lower two-thirds of the image. Above it is her breasts, covered by a stretched pink top, and her chubby, bespectacled face, which looks rather distressed.
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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♫ My skinniness is killing me (and I)
I must confess, I have a need (have a need)
Cuz when I’m not gorging I lose my mind
Help me unwind
Feed me baby one more time ♫
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Bllllloouuuurrrrppppp~
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Winter weight? No, this is my never-going-away weight.
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING.

Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows.

https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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★ A PRINCESS IN WEIGHT-ING.

Twilight's coronation is coming up, and her stress isn't helped when Discord's coronation gift involves taking her to an Equestria populated by fat versions of everypony she knows.

https://stories.bloatware.xyz/a-princess-in-weighting/
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Couldn't say why but it felt a lot easier to go on unprompted rambles about character lore and design on Cohost than it is here.

Maybe it's the more restricted formatting idk
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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vivigator.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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aspire to be hill-coded
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I’m in a casually smotherin’ cities mood
*casually smothers a city*
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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gnashthrashernsfw.bsky.social
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long!

Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>
Illustration of a very fat brownish-furred anthro bat, drawn from a rear two-thirds angle, showing off a basic exoskeleton made of metal, wires and straps that run down the bat's back, wings, and legs, covering the soles of the feet and hands. He is turned to look at the viewer, smiling between thick cheeks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Pssh, why use hammerspace clothing to shrink down when you could use them to make you bigger.

Call that bloatwear. 👉😎👉
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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louthefox.bsky.social
We don't need you here.
June 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM