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Dexter Morgan

@bloodslides.bsky.social

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Blood spatter analyst. Serial killer. The Bay Harbor Butcher. Based on Dexter, from the eponymous franchise. Penned by #η10. Not affiliated with Paramount or Showtime Networks. #RP #MVRP #HorrorRP #DBDRP #Dexter

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Oct 24

𝙳𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗
Blood Spatter Analyst for Miami Metro Homicide
The Bay Harbor Butcher

“𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.”

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Oct 24

dear-indie-blog
Apr 23, 2015
https://www.tumblr.com/dear-indie-blog/117193970844

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Mar 7

Shawarma is really good. You should try shawarma.

Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Mar 2

My tools :3

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Jan 20

Because somebody wasn’t in the proper mindset to dispose of them correctly.

Girl Friday @girlfridayslueth.bsky.social · Jan 20

Why are all the bodies found deep in the dark woods?

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Dexter Morgan @dextergirlboss.bsky.social · Jan 17

Here at the East Coast Meteorological Confrence in Tampa! good times

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Arthur Mitchell @mrarthurmitchell.bsky.social · Jan 18

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lekk77.bsky.social @lekk77.bsky.social · Jan 16

@bloodslides.bsky.social my dog is 15. His name is Dexter Morgan. Loved the show in the beginning… this new one not so good

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2d6 Kobolds @2d6kobolds.bsky.social · Dec 22

A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: "You again? Are you an alcoholic?"

Horse: "I don't think I am."

Poof! The horse disappears.

You see, this joke is funny because Renee Descartes said "I think, therefore I am."

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 23

Cat memes are integral to the upkeep of a socially acceptable persona.

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · Dec 22

Uni :3

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Dec 22

I love how people think those little cheese knives are for serving cheese, like awwww that's cute no those are for *defending* your cheese, trust no one

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 23

It’s cold outside. An excellent excuse to wear gloves, and cover every inch of skin.

Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 19

:// Walter White be making like every mistake 💀 Dexter could take him light work no reaction

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 16

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Nov 16

[Remade Pin]
-Scoob and Shag rp account
-Serious and Crack rp
-Muse is She/Her while Mun is He/Him
-Muse is taken (Rp canon ig)
-You can @ me if you want to interact
- #MVRP #S&SRP #CNRP #CartoonNetworkRP

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 15

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 14

I wouldn’t say it hurts to look at the broken families of my victims—because I know the families are better off without them—but it almost pangs a flash of guilt to see them throw empty casket funerals.

I wish I could confess to the spouses of the murderers on my table what they’ve been married to.

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Debra Morgan @detdebramorgan.bsky.social · Dec 2

* Detective Deb Morgan
* Miami Metro Homicide
* Not new to the fandom
* Not new to the Character
* Ships w/heavy Chemistry
* 25 + Detailed and Literate
* MC
* MDNI
* No one liners.
* Like & RT Please

a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .

ALT: a woman is covering her face with her hand while sitting in a crowd .

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 6

One of Dexter's few exceptions to the Code of Harry was Nathan Martens, a man who was convicted of molesting a young girl. Dexter did not take the time to set up a kill room, instead garroting the man around the neck in his home, before stealing a carton of milk and allowing the corpse to rot.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 6

A video game where you kill people? Why would anybody ever play that? Why would you ever want to experience that? The very concept is revolting. Shame on you.

Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 6

His handshake; firm, cold, articulate. One of his nails drags into your hand and scratches it, and immediately he pulls out a handkerchief to parse the blood.

It’s all too fast.

He pockets the napkin.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Dec 3

The name “Bay Harbor Butcher” is disingenuous. I’m not a butcher, nor have I continued to dump bodies into Bay Harbor. I take pride in what I do.

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Dexter Morgan @bloodslides.bsky.social · Oct 25

Dexter is really a normal guy.

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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · Nov 25

author is WAY too into tying people down

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