Blorphologist
@blorphologist.bsky.social
Parent of children, watcher of movies, player of games, reader of books, crab rangoon enthusiast. he/him
What's a random little quirk or habit you picked up during the pandemic that you never stopped doing?
Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.
Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What's a random little quirk or habit you picked up during the pandemic that you never stopped doing?
Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.
Mine is using my forearm to push open doors in public instead of my hands.
If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities.
Very highly recommended!
Very highly recommended!
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities.
Very highly recommended!
Very highly recommended!
In my happy place
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In my happy place
These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.
July 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.
Just tried the new spicy mcmuffin from danks, and it's REALLY good. The sauce is like a spicy version of the big mac sauce, I like it a lot. Would love to see it appear in other options on their menu
July 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just tried the new spicy mcmuffin from danks, and it's REALLY good. The sauce is like a spicy version of the big mac sauce, I like it a lot. Would love to see it appear in other options on their menu
A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!
Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me
June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me
A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social
All roads lead to tinned fish
June 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
All roads lead to tinned fish
Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life
June 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life
The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me
Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!
Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!
May 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!
I could sit here for hours
May 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I could sit here for hours
Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time
As of this morning, I'm down to a weight I haven't seen on the scale since I was 26 years old.
Slowly but steadily getting there!
Slowly but steadily getting there!
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
As of this morning, I'm down to a weight I haven't seen on the scale since I was 26 years old.
Slowly but steadily getting there!
Slowly but steadily getting there!
Finally saw Ash, from Flying Lotus. Stunning visuals, incredible soundtrack, and some great production design, especially considering the budget. VERY highly recommended if you want a violent, trippy, great sci fi mystery horror thriller sort of thing.
April 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Finally saw Ash, from Flying Lotus. Stunning visuals, incredible soundtrack, and some great production design, especially considering the budget. VERY highly recommended if you want a violent, trippy, great sci fi mystery horror thriller sort of thing.
Pairing up the movies Phenomenon and Powder would make for a great (if a bit depressing) mid-90s double feature
March 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Pairing up the movies Phenomenon and Powder would make for a great (if a bit depressing) mid-90s double feature
I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!
The Woman in the Yard was *fantastic*. Way more cerebral and symbolic than the target audience is probably ready for. The trailer was quite misleading.
Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.
Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.
March 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The Woman in the Yard was *fantastic*. Way more cerebral and symbolic than the target audience is probably ready for. The trailer was quite misleading.
Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.
Looking forward to seeing people dig into the imagery.
Wouldn't be surprised if this was cut down to get the PG13 rating.
Every time I'm watching a movie or a show, and a knitted or crocheted blanket appears on screen, I shout "Gramma Blanket!" like some kind Pavlovian response.
They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.
They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.
March 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Every time I'm watching a movie or a show, and a knitted or crocheted blanket appears on screen, I shout "Gramma Blanket!" like some kind Pavlovian response.
They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.
They can't be made by machines, they can *only* be made by hand. If you have one, cherish it.
It feels very weird for me to push back on this, but seeing the hate for the Snow White live action adaptation has me feeling some kind of way. Is it perfect? No, absolutely not. But it's solid! Genuinely enjoyable and entertaining, for a myriad of reasons. Certainly worth watching.
March 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It feels very weird for me to push back on this, but seeing the hate for the Snow White live action adaptation has me feeling some kind of way. Is it perfect? No, absolutely not. But it's solid! Genuinely enjoyable and entertaining, for a myriad of reasons. Certainly worth watching.
A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate
March 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate