Blorphologist
@blorphologist.bsky.social
Parent of children, watcher of movies, player of games, reader of books, crab rangoon enthusiast. he/him
If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities.
Very highly recommended!
Very highly recommended!
August 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you have kids, def take them to see Sketch. Fantastic horror movie for younger people, with some awesome visuals and snappy writing. It felt like a kids movie made in the 80s but with modern sensibilities.
Very highly recommended!
Very highly recommended!
In my happy place
July 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In my happy place
These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.
July 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These are very strange. They taste like a mildly spicy version of Big Mac sauce, and I'm not sure if I hate them or love them.
A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
A very merry Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate!
Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me
June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Finally getting a chance to see the F1 movie in IMAX, so naturally I had to bring some crab rangoon with me
A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A lovely tinned fish gift pack from the incomparable @skillalicious.bsky.social
All roads lead to tinned fish
June 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
All roads lead to tinned fish
Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life
June 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just got this shirt, and now I need a Snorlax/Slipknot crossover in my life
The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me
June 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The absolute last one at our local Wal Mart. It was just sitting on the shelf, like it was waiting for me
Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Always a good day when I have this view. Sitting down for Bring Her Back! Woooo!!!!
Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!
May 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Thai-style peanut crunchy thing from California Pizza Kitchen, with a grilled avocado doused in chili lime oil. Absolutely fantastic!
I could sit here for hours
May 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I could sit here for hours
Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Probably the weirdest Pringles flavor I've tried in a long time
I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!
March 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have a Terrifier 3 promo cup that I use almost every day for water. My 7 year old (obviously) has no idea what Terrifier is or who Art is, but she sees the cup when I use it. She surprised me this morning by painting a Lego minifig to look like him!
A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate
March 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
A very merry Breakfast Club Day to all who celebrate
Recent snack pickups! Haven't tried the chips yet, but the onion baguette things are SUPER tasty
March 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Recent snack pickups! Haven't tried the chips yet, but the onion baguette things are SUPER tasty
This is how I woke up this morning
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is how I woke up this morning
10 years and 30-ish pounds ago was the last time I was on roller skates
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
10 years and 30-ish pounds ago was the last time I was on roller skates
A merry Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate!
February 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A merry Twin Peaks day to all who celebrate!
I'm going to a 9:50 PM showing of The Monkey this coming Thursday. Got the perfect seat right near the front. As of right now, it's me and one other person in the back left corner that I can only assume plans to do rails off the armrests.
February 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm going to a 9:50 PM showing of The Monkey this coming Thursday. Got the perfect seat right near the front. As of right now, it's me and one other person in the back left corner that I can only assume plans to do rails off the armrests.
These are fantastic
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
These are fantastic
Hot damn I love Dyson Sphere Program
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hot damn I love Dyson Sphere Program
Disappointed with this. It tastes like someone took mediocre cream soda and stale cherry Pepsi, smashed them together
February 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Disappointed with this. It tastes like someone took mediocre cream soda and stale cherry Pepsi, smashed them together