Alexandra Goddard 📺😈🐰🇪🇺🏴 #TomsCrew
@bluesky20.bsky.social
Valley dweller. Proud lover of all things Ellis. Pinko Lefty. Softy. Faintly Optimistic. Devil Bunny. STOP DOING THE BUTTONS!
The Octopie are coming..... 🤣😵💫
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Octopie are coming..... 🤣😵💫
till takes me 5 minutes to construct a sentence, but we keep trying 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
till takes me 5 minutes to construct a sentence, but we keep trying 🤣
Thank you Canada 🇨🇦 for my Christmas tradition. 🎄 'Dave cooks the turkey' makes me laugh so hard I can barely breath. open.spotify.com/track/0NQQtL...
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Thank you Canada 🇨🇦 for my Christmas tradition. 🎄 'Dave cooks the turkey' makes me laugh so hard I can barely breath. open.spotify.com/track/0NQQtL...
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Things I'm no longer interested in:
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Things I'm no longer interested in:
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
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👑More performances on sale now for Owain & Henry.
Due to demand, Owain & Henry has been extended and will now run from 5 to 28 November 2026: loom.ly/6JB1nKY
Due to demand, Owain & Henry has been extended and will now run from 5 to 28 November 2026: loom.ly/6JB1nKY
December 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
👑More performances on sale now for Owain & Henry.
Due to demand, Owain & Henry has been extended and will now run from 5 to 28 November 2026: loom.ly/6JB1nKY
Due to demand, Owain & Henry has been extended and will now run from 5 to 28 November 2026: loom.ly/6JB1nKY
I feel seen!
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel seen!
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Happy Caturday 😉✌️
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Happy Caturday 😉✌️
Chores done. I could go for a walk but instead.... tea, biscuits, Peter Cushing and Big Chris Lee 😊 lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Chores done. I could go for a walk but instead.... tea, biscuits, Peter Cushing and Big Chris Lee 😊 lovely.
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The shopping list got lost hours ago, you can only find the brandy kind of butter, you've given up on gifts for unliked relatives, *but* you managed to win a garland tug of war at the checkouts! 👍🏛️🍑🎄 #MuseumBums #BlackFriday
From the Achilles-Penthesilea sarcophagus in the Vatican Museum c230 AD 😁
From the Achilles-Penthesilea sarcophagus in the Vatican Museum c230 AD 😁
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The shopping list got lost hours ago, you can only find the brandy kind of butter, you've given up on gifts for unliked relatives, *but* you managed to win a garland tug of war at the checkouts! 👍🏛️🍑🎄 #MuseumBums #BlackFriday
From the Achilles-Penthesilea sarcophagus in the Vatican Museum c230 AD 😁
From the Achilles-Penthesilea sarcophagus in the Vatican Museum c230 AD 😁
Flashbacks to Bonn, what a hoot that was, i dont think I actually got what I ordered but had a brilliant evening
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Flashbacks to Bonn, what a hoot that was, i dont think I actually got what I ordered but had a brilliant evening
I survived Budget Day. Just.
a woman in a red jacket sits in a chair with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a red jacket sits in a chair with netflix written on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I survived Budget Day. Just.
Current status
a cartoon of a cat with the words " will this meeting ever end " on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a cat with the words " will this meeting ever end " on the bottom
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November 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Current status
Seperable verbs are the devils work and i am never going to understand why and when to split them! 🇧🇪 🤔🤔🤔
I Mean Why Do They Blame Me For Allt Their Little Failings GIF
ALT: I Mean Why Do They Blame Me For Allt Their Little Failings GIF
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Seperable verbs are the devils work and i am never going to understand why and when to split them! 🇧🇪 🤔🤔🤔
Happy Birthday @alisouthhams.bsky.social I was going to try and find a clever meme, but then I saw Martyna's and had to have a little lie down.... hope you are having a special day and real cake is available xxx
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy Birthday @alisouthhams.bsky.social I was going to try and find a clever meme, but then I saw Martyna's and had to have a little lie down.... hope you are having a special day and real cake is available xxx
Ist nicht zu früh für Stollen.
Thats what Im telling myself in very poor German 😊
Thats what Im telling myself in very poor German 😊
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Ist nicht zu früh für Stollen.
Thats what Im telling myself in very poor German 😊
Thats what Im telling myself in very poor German 😊
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CARDIFF TODAY. German Marzipan!
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN CARDIFF TODAY. German Marzipan!
Just saying.
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just saying.
Important service announcement #Lucifer #LuciferNetflix 📺😈 We have another wanker amongst us. You know what to do. Also I hope my Tom could spell 'Beware'. Ffs.
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Important service announcement #Lucifer #LuciferNetflix 📺😈 We have another wanker amongst us. You know what to do. Also I hope my Tom could spell 'Beware'. Ffs.
My sister is coming to stay so Big Tom is bunking in with me for a few days 😍
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
My sister is coming to stay so Big Tom is bunking in with me for a few days 😍
'1 to 5' BILLION DOLLARS '
Fucking idiot. Try it in a British court. See how you get on.
Fucking idiot. Try it in a British court. See how you get on.
dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
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November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
'1 to 5' BILLION DOLLARS '
Fucking idiot. Try it in a British court. See how you get on.
Fucking idiot. Try it in a British court. See how you get on.
Reader, she was not, in fact, ready for the hard model in any way.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reader, she was not, in fact, ready for the hard model in any way.
As a little aside for today. The orange turd seems to think that having made most of the US media bend the knee, he can now move on to bring his bullshit lawsuits to the UK. Try it. Go on. I DARE YOU.
Do you hear that? That's most of my country telling him to go fuck himself.
Do you hear that? That's most of my country telling him to go fuck himself.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
As a little aside for today. The orange turd seems to think that having made most of the US media bend the knee, he can now move on to bring his bullshit lawsuits to the UK. Try it. Go on. I DARE YOU.
Do you hear that? That's most of my country telling him to go fuck himself.
Do you hear that? That's most of my country telling him to go fuck himself.
That's a whole new level of stupidity.
The dick jokes alone.......😳
The dick jokes alone.......😳
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's a whole new level of stupidity.
The dick jokes alone.......😳
The dick jokes alone.......😳
I've had a really frustrating start to the week so here's to our fella to give a lovely bit of calm.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I've had a really frustrating start to the week so here's to our fella to give a lovely bit of calm.