Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
You lot still watching the football?
Why don’t you all just marry the football
Pathetic
Why don’t you all just marry the football
Pathetic
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You lot still watching the football?
Why don’t you all just marry the football
Pathetic
Why don’t you all just marry the football
Pathetic
This has genuinely been rotten, but I had to finish it. Just HAD to
January 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM
This has genuinely been rotten, but I had to finish it. Just HAD to
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Euphemism klaxon!
January 18, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Euphemism klaxon!
Bet none of you dare linking any ‘tv’ shows that got you through your 50s, you mucky perverts!
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Bet none of you dare linking any ‘tv’ shows that got you through your 50s, you mucky perverts!
Reposted by Philip
Rules are rules. Same with Kelly Brook back in the days. Great in bed, great laugh down the pub and all that. But she consistently loaded the dishwasher wrong. Had to go.
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Rules are rules. Same with Kelly Brook back in the days. Great in bed, great laugh down the pub and all that. But she consistently loaded the dishwasher wrong. Had to go.
Number 37 from a series of 50 - Words Never Spoken By Yosser Hughes
That’s a tremendous shift put in.
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Number 37 from a series of 50 - Words Never Spoken By Yosser Hughes
Share a television show that raised you
I actually often hum the theme tune when I set off for work. Really looking forward to never having to hum it again by the end of September
I actually often hum the theme tune when I set off for work. Really looking forward to never having to hum it again by the end of September
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Share a television show that raised you
I actually often hum the theme tune when I set off for work. Really looking forward to never having to hum it again by the end of September
I actually often hum the theme tune when I set off for work. Really looking forward to never having to hum it again by the end of September
Have never understood how or why players do all that rolling about after getting a kick/tap on the shins! I did it once for a laugh when I was playing, proper over exaggerated it and rolled right off the pitch…into a pile of dog shit!
lol @ me
lol @ me
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Have never understood how or why players do all that rolling about after getting a kick/tap on the shins! I did it once for a laugh when I was playing, proper over exaggerated it and rolled right off the pitch…into a pile of dog shit!
lol @ me
lol @ me
Lovely little dink that was
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Lovely little dink that was
This Wolves/Newcastle match feels like they’ve been playing almost an hour and there’s only 9 minutes gone
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This Wolves/Newcastle match feels like they’ve been playing almost an hour and there’s only 9 minutes gone
Here’s an idea! Why don’t Europe fuck trading with the US off and trade amongst themselves and Asia? Just fuck them off all together
Bullying twat
Here ends politic chat for another 6 months
Bullying twat
Here ends politic chat for another 6 months
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Here’s an idea! Why don’t Europe fuck trading with the US off and trade amongst themselves and Asia? Just fuck them off all together
Bullying twat
Here ends politic chat for another 6 months
Bullying twat
Here ends politic chat for another 6 months
Remember when we’d all pretend to like the Captain Beefheart album, Trout Mask Replica? I’d have been about 15 and had grew out of it by the time I was around 19/20
What an odd few years that was. Some also used to let on they enjoyed Frank Zappa, too!
<sighs>
What an odd few years that was. Some also used to let on they enjoyed Frank Zappa, too!
<sighs>
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Remember when we’d all pretend to like the Captain Beefheart album, Trout Mask Replica? I’d have been about 15 and had grew out of it by the time I was around 19/20
What an odd few years that was. Some also used to let on they enjoyed Frank Zappa, too!
<sighs>
What an odd few years that was. Some also used to let on they enjoyed Frank Zappa, too!
<sighs>
Sky in the Box?
Please, do fuck off!
Please, do fuck off!
January 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Sky in the Box?
Please, do fuck off!
Please, do fuck off!
See what doing Spice at HT can achieve! Word reaches me Carrick has banned it
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
See what doing Spice at HT can achieve! Word reaches me Carrick has banned it
Really enjoyable game that was
Well done all involved
Now over to Julie for the weather
Well done all involved
Now over to Julie for the weather
January 17, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Really enjoyable game that was
Well done all involved
Now over to Julie for the weather
Well done all involved
Now over to Julie for the weather
Some serious Sunday league defending the past 10 minutes. City will get a penalty soon
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Some serious Sunday league defending the past 10 minutes. City will get a penalty soon
Some players are looking tired out there, namely numbers 13, 16 and 19. Dalot looks like he’s had his feet sewn on backwards as ever
Change is needed
Back to Jeff in the studio
Change is needed
Back to Jeff in the studio
January 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Some players are looking tired out there, namely numbers 13, 16 and 19. Dalot looks like he’s had his feet sewn on backwards as ever
Change is needed
Back to Jeff in the studio
Change is needed
Back to Jeff in the studio
Great keeping but fuck me, do something with your bleedin’ barnet, lad!
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Great keeping but fuck me, do something with your bleedin’ barnet, lad!
Enjoyed that
Back to you Lucy in the studio
Back to you Lucy in the studio
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Enjoyed that
Back to you Lucy in the studio
Back to you Lucy in the studio
Tight? The fucker is a mile off
Shut up Neville you penis!
Shut up Neville you penis!
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Tight? The fucker is a mile off
Shut up Neville you penis!
Shut up Neville you penis!