Philip
@blumphy.bsky.social
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Antiques Roadshow is in Swansea and someone has brought in their probation officer.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Antiques Roadshow is in Swansea and someone has brought in their probation officer.
‘kin hate that! I made a brew about half an hour ago and forgot I’d made it! It’s now cold
FML! How’s your Monday going?
FML! How’s your Monday going?
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
‘kin hate that! I made a brew about half an hour ago and forgot I’d made it! It’s now cold
FML! How’s your Monday going?
FML! How’s your Monday going?
<sighs>
Back to you in the studio
Back to you in the studio
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
<sighs>
Back to you in the studio
Back to you in the studio
Like I have said all week. Get at that right back, he’s goosed from the game in midweek where he played the game of his life
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Like I have said all week. Get at that right back, he’s goosed from the game in midweek where he played the game of his life
It’s Howe’s wife and kids I feel sorry for when they find his head in a bin bag in Northumberland, arms and legs in bin bags in Shropshire and his torso bagged up in Inverness
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s Howe’s wife and kids I feel sorry for when they find his head in a bin bag in Northumberland, arms and legs in bin bags in Shropshire and his torso bagged up in Inverness
‘WHERE’S OUR POPPY?’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
‘WHERE’S OUR POPPY?’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
‘UNDER THE PATIO WHERE WE LEFT HER!’
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WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
WHERE’S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
@support.bsky.team - what’s this nonsense?
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@support.bsky.team - what’s this nonsense?
Fuck off Everton you useless twats!
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fuck off Everton you useless twats!
Barry Norman’s review of The Greatest Story Ever Told
A truly shit film.
One decent scene and that’s it, rest is fucking rubbish
One decent scene and that’s it, rest is fucking rubbish
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Barry Norman’s review of The Greatest Story Ever Told
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YIUUURRRRSSSSS!
Nice to see the Swansea FC mascot bow their head at today's @remembrancewatch.bsky.social minute's silence
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
YIUUURRRRSSSSS!
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Nice leg stretch after the much delayed coach trip down. Lovely town Matlock, but the gene pool look a bit shallow in parts.
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Nice leg stretch after the much delayed coach trip down. Lovely town Matlock, but the gene pool look a bit shallow in parts.
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This week in 1986:
Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began.
Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began.
Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
This week in 1986:
Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began.
Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
Marco Van Basten and one of the greatest volleys since records began.
Holy Scissorbastard. What a goal.
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Right people , listen up. Instead of fretting and moaning about events you have no control over. Have attended the 3rd funeral in 15 months of a guy taken far too young with prostate cancer. Arguably early detection would have seen them still with us. Get yourself checked out fellas. ASAP.
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Right people , listen up. Instead of fretting and moaning about events you have no control over. Have attended the 3rd funeral in 15 months of a guy taken far too young with prostate cancer. Arguably early detection would have seen them still with us. Get yourself checked out fellas. ASAP.
Hey @lucypitman.bsky.social - I’ve just realised that I’ll never ever work a day in October in my life again and did a little cartwheel!
More updates as and when in December, January, February, March etc etc
More updates as and when in December, January, February, March etc etc
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hey @lucypitman.bsky.social - I’ve just realised that I’ll never ever work a day in October in my life again and did a little cartwheel!
More updates as and when in December, January, February, March etc etc
More updates as and when in December, January, February, March etc etc
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Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.