BluPhoenix
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🔞 | 💛🤍💜🖤 | lara croft fan | large boneur haver
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November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
after releasing the original tomb raider, many rumours began circulating about a cheat code for lara to take her clothes off, dubbed the "nude raider" hoax. the dev team working on the sequel were pestered to the point that they DID make a code for the people who asked. this code makes lara explode
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
after releasing the original tomb raider, many rumours began circulating about a cheat code for lara to take her clothes off, dubbed the "nude raider" hoax. the dev team working on the sequel were pestered to the point that they DID make a code for the people who asked. this code makes lara explode
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some zooms in on p2
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
some zooms in on p2
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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coworker: "can you fit these heels?"
me: "no. i'm a size 11 1/2."
coworker: "jesus. well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
me: "big socks?"
coworker: "yyyyyes."
me: "no. i'm a size 11 1/2."
coworker: "jesus. well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
me: "big socks?"
coworker: "yyyyyes."
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
coworker: "can you fit these heels?"
me: "no. i'm a size 11 1/2."
coworker: "jesus. well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
me: "big socks?"
coworker: "yyyyyes."
me: "no. i'm a size 11 1/2."
coworker: "jesus. well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
me: "big socks?"
coworker: "yyyyyes."
i keep unearthing old, low-budget, direct-to-dvd animated series and tormenting my friends with them
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i keep unearthing old, low-budget, direct-to-dvd animated series and tormenting my friends with them
wip, finishing up this set today
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
wip, finishing up this set today
tis the season of jolly. straight up "decking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My halls
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
tis the season of jolly. straight up "decking it". and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My halls
when browsing pixiv, nothing makes me click off of a bridget piece than seeing the otokonoko tag
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
when browsing pixiv, nothing makes me click off of a bridget piece than seeing the otokonoko tag
post something random or you'll have an awful december
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful december
"dude i can hear the fucking amen breaks from your in-ear headphones" -- my roommate
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"dude i can hear the fucking amen breaks from your in-ear headphones" -- my roommate
Finally the right climate for this
![It's me! Still at work, taking this. Totally not rocking a leon kennedy look :]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3mstly652euash6zfp7zr3ff/bafkreiasyvyf56tnmokbu6xrdpbye25353ixdbc4wa7r2cig4uieis5pzm@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Finally the right climate for this
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November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
graaaaahhhh reze arc was sickkkkk
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
graaaaahhhh reze arc was sickkkkk
Real talk, I gotta take better care of myself. I had to uninstall bf6 just to establish a foothold in doing so 😵💫
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Real talk, I gotta take better care of myself. I had to uninstall bf6 just to establish a foothold in doing so 😵💫
they did not need to go that hard bruh
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
they did not need to go that hard bruh
if i were to put anything in the concept incinerator, it would be the idea of private equity
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
if i were to put anything in the concept incinerator, it would be the idea of private equity
They don't need all that 😈
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
They don't need all that 😈
POV: helping peel off astolfo's clothes after a long day
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
POV: helping peel off astolfo's clothes after a long day
Halloween work selfie pt. 2 😋
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Halloween work selfie pt. 2 😋