Brett Mason
@bmason.bsky.social
I’m just a reply guy since 69. I don’t write the tweets you like, I just reply in hopes of making the tweets better. I speak mainly in meme and gif.
Good People of the Interwebs 👇
At 7:00 pm eastern I'm gonna do a little fundraiser thing where I play Wii golf on Twitch and you consider giving to Safe Haven MN, a group helping people released from ICE detention centers who are discharged with no phone, ID, transportation, or resources.
www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven...
www.gofundme.com/f/safe-haven...
Donate to Haven Watch MN – Support at the gate, care beyond it, organized by Haven Watch
Haven Watch was created to help individuals released from ICE detenti… Haven Watch needs your support for Haven Watch MN – Support at the gate, care beyond it
www.gofundme.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Good People of the Interwebs 👇
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This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out.
Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
Went super sicko on how to fix the Bills WR problem
Roughly 9,000 words(!) including a TLDR because ain't nobody got time for that:
- Potential Trade Targets
- Drafting a WR in the 1st Round
Can't emphasize enough how hard I went with this one. Crushed it.
www.bandit.football/fixing-the-b...
Roughly 9,000 words(!) including a TLDR because ain't nobody got time for that:
- Potential Trade Targets
- Drafting a WR in the 1st Round
Can't emphasize enough how hard I went with this one. Crushed it.
www.bandit.football/fixing-the-b...
Fixing the Bills WR Problem
Buffalo will be active in Indianapolis as they remake their wide receiver room.
www.bandit.football
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This Bills are going to need to fix a lot more than their receiver problem, it turns out.
Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
Crammed 6 articles into 1 previewing the most important offseason since Josh Allen became JOSH ALLEN
The real hero behind the font change:
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The real hero behind the font change:
If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.
December 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you didn’t start Jackson Hawes you don’t know ball.
Reposted by Brett Mason
Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
Donate to The REV | The REV Theatre Co. | Broadway in the Finger Lakes
Donate Make a Donation Today! Live theatre can't happen without you, our audience! But ticket sales only cover 64% of our costs. With arts funding being cut nationwide, your tax-deductible donation he...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Today, The REV Theatre Company asks this: Why should you care about theatre? If you're not a theatre fan or patron of the arts, how does The REV impact your life as a resident of Central New York?
Reposted by Brett Mason
I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.
Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.
Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
Ezra Klein Is Mourning The End Of The Civilacrum
Klein wants a simulation of politics without conflict. Ascendant fascism won't allow that.
badfaithtimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I'm a little late to party, but fully back on my Ezra stuff.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.
Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
Please forgive me for invoking Baudrillard, I promise I'm not that pretentious IRL.
Pleasure as always to work with @dennycarter.bsky.social.
I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”
September 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m old enough to remember when the very strong and free speech loving MAGA’s would say “fuck your feelings”
Are we great again yet?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
September 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Are we great again yet?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
September 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From the Sean McDermott school of motivational and leadership workshops
Just spotted AJ Brown
September 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just spotted AJ Brown
Get it in now while it’s still legal fokls
August 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Get it in now while it’s still legal fokls
What I see when I read fantasy analysis on Travis Hunter
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
What I see when I read fantasy analysis on Travis Hunter
FOKLS👇👇👇👇
I wrote this a few weeks before the occupation of DC and it feels more real every day badfaithtimes.com/it-feels-lik...
It Feels Like An Occupation
Every facet of American life is being taken over by people who recognize no limits on their power or reach
badfaithtimes.com
August 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
FOKLS👇👇👇👇
If it isn’t a confession on TikTok, filmed in your, car can it possibly be true?
August 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If it isn’t a confession on TikTok, filmed in your, car can it possibly be true?
Kids!!! When you back to school over the coming weeks, don’t throw your food in the cafeteria!!!!!!
#nomorefoodfights
#nomorefoodfights
The White House posted an insane video of the police arresting the sandwich guy in a safe and wealthy neighborhood.
August 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Kids!!! When you back to school over the coming weeks, don’t throw your food in the cafeteria!!!!!!
#nomorefoodfights
#nomorefoodfights
I can’t go and pick up a dozen eggs without someone coming up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking “I have the 1.01, who do I pick?”
Fokls:
Fokls:
August 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I can’t go and pick up a dozen eggs without someone coming up to me, with tears in their eyes, asking “I have the 1.01, who do I pick?”
Fokls:
Fokls:
After a brief summertime hiatus, I’d like to say that I’m back and I’m back in style
August 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
After a brief summertime hiatus, I’d like to say that I’m back and I’m back in style
Fokls, every one of you knows that this sweet bastard is gonna give you nothing but sweet little kisses on your face.
August 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Fokls, every one of you knows that this sweet bastard is gonna give you nothing but sweet little kisses on your face.
Working with ChatGPT is what it must feel like being Trump
July 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Working with ChatGPT is what it must feel like being Trump