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Boabs

@boabs.bsky.social

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Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 5d

White rabbits.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 5d

Nick there singing with Flo & Joan

Nick Offerman in a bin bag ghoulish cloak singing with Flo and Joan.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 5d

At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 6d

This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 6d

I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 7d

This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

It’s mental. Awful but brilliant.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

Yes genuine film, I am not making this up.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

Ahh yes the good old days ;)

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

Recreated from memory.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

The hardest part was getting the polar bear’s to pose.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 8d

Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 9d

All based on memory too, no reference material.

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 9d

Art is in my blood.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 9d

Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.

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Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 11d

Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 10d

Sides, roast taters, cabbage and leek. I believe I will be out-farting the dogs tonight.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 10d

Homemade nut roast. Absolute pain in the fucking arse to make but absolutely fucking delicious.

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve succumbed. Heating has gone on. I have as hoping as o make it to November but nay, complaints have been made and I’ve listened.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 16d

How I got mondayed today:
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.

Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.

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Doggo Diaries @doggodiaries.bsky.social · Dec 23

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Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 19d

The nurse liked my tattoo where she jabbed me. Another customer for daughter’s shop made.

Boabs @boabs.bsky.social · 19d

All done!

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