Legs
@diddia.bsky.social
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
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Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Pickled herron is a delicacy around the fens.
Good old tmomy hlfilger
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Good old tmomy hlfilger
My weekend plans have been cancelled
a man is running down a set of stairs towards a house .
ALT: a man is running down a set of stairs towards a house .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
My weekend plans have been cancelled
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A lot of the people commenting on TikTok videos of people just doing ordinary things, are the kind of people who reported people hiding from the nazis.
January 23, 2026 at 8:22 AM
A lot of the people commenting on TikTok videos of people just doing ordinary things, are the kind of people who reported people hiding from the nazis.
So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
So far we’ve heard about other real restaurants like “typical kebab” and “standard tandoori”. These are excellent. Any more?
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Reminds me of an Indian restaurant which used to be on the Holloway Rd called 'Standard Tandoori'.
[Alt text: a fairly unprepossessing Chinese takeaway frontage in Lincoln, with yellow plastic marquee sign reading LEGAL FOOD]
[Alt text: a fairly unprepossessing Chinese takeaway frontage in Lincoln, with yellow plastic marquee sign reading LEGAL FOOD]
January 23, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Reminds me of an Indian restaurant which used to be on the Holloway Rd called 'Standard Tandoori'.
[Alt text: a fairly unprepossessing Chinese takeaway frontage in Lincoln, with yellow plastic marquee sign reading LEGAL FOOD]
[Alt text: a fairly unprepossessing Chinese takeaway frontage in Lincoln, with yellow plastic marquee sign reading LEGAL FOOD]
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There was a kebab shop in Hither Green called Typical Kebab. Struggled to even meet even that description.
See also:
Favourable Chicken (Hither Green too)
Ferfect Chicken (laziest possible renaming of ex Perfect Chicken in Forest Green)
Kebab.com (had no relation to URL. Whalley Range)
See also:
Favourable Chicken (Hither Green too)
Ferfect Chicken (laziest possible renaming of ex Perfect Chicken in Forest Green)
Kebab.com (had no relation to URL. Whalley Range)
January 23, 2026 at 7:57 AM
There was a kebab shop in Hither Green called Typical Kebab. Struggled to even meet even that description.
See also:
Favourable Chicken (Hither Green too)
Ferfect Chicken (laziest possible renaming of ex Perfect Chicken in Forest Green)
Kebab.com (had no relation to URL. Whalley Range)
See also:
Favourable Chicken (Hither Green too)
Ferfect Chicken (laziest possible renaming of ex Perfect Chicken in Forest Green)
Kebab.com (had no relation to URL. Whalley Range)
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A succulent legal meal ?
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
A succulent legal meal ?
I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I reckon the intervention required to solve the incel problem, might be giving them a cat to look after.
But @bintymustard.bsky.social Joanie have gone bust 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
But @bintymustard.bsky.social Joanie have gone bust 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Just meowed at Dave and he looked stunned and came to sniff me.
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Just meowed at Dave and he looked stunned and came to sniff me.
Just watching the bbc trying to goad politicians into a male pride based war, which is nice.
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Just watching the bbc trying to goad politicians into a male pride based war, which is nice.
MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOLD FOOD IN SMALLER PORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE OVER EATEN.
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 AM
MAYBE IF YOU HAD SOLD FOOD IN SMALLER PORTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE OVER EATEN.
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We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
My brother forgot to update his wish list, and received £75 worth of vouchers to buy pickles for his birthday
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My brother forgot to update his wish list, and received £75 worth of vouchers to buy pickles for his birthday
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
We didn’t have Snapchat when I was a teenager, we had BT friends and family
At what point did a new hoover seem like a good sales promotion idea for blue Monday ?
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
At what point did a new hoover seem like a good sales promotion idea for blue Monday ?
Forgive me father for I have sinned: I have filled 4 bin bags with “bags for life” because I do not need my entire under stairs cupboard to be full of “bags for life” and these bags have reached the end of their lives.
January 18, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Forgive me father for I have sinned: I have filled 4 bin bags with “bags for life” because I do not need my entire under stairs cupboard to be full of “bags for life” and these bags have reached the end of their lives.
I woke up this week convinced it was a weekday, pure unadulterated joy when I realised it was Saturday.
January 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I woke up this week convinced it was a weekday, pure unadulterated joy when I realised it was Saturday.
UnfortunatelyI have put so much weight on, losing half a stone will only make it really bad, instead of absolutely fucking awful. So feeling ok feels so far away it is unreal 😭😭😭. Usually I can say half a stone is all I need. But no. Not this time.
January 15, 2026 at 8:52 AM
UnfortunatelyI have put so much weight on, losing half a stone will only make it really bad, instead of absolutely fucking awful. So feeling ok feels so far away it is unreal 😭😭😭. Usually I can say half a stone is all I need. But no. Not this time.