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Age: 2ℵ₀ 💔🥀
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Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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Modern-day Cyrus the Great, Unmarried Wife Guy, recovering Oxygen addict, Professional Pervert & Revolutionary People's Commissar for Good Taste in Movies and Books
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1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
Decided to have another 100% original idea:
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)
1 Like = 1 "Non-Political" take!
(Or at least "less political" in my case)
Fashionably late to the party as always, but to give my take on this:
If this is true, then spiritual people are low-key weak as hell, lol.
See, for me it would be the opposite; you quickly wank one out in order to weaken me mid-fight, but all that you achieve is giving me a Zenkai boost! 💪💪💪
If this is true, then spiritual people are low-key weak as hell, lol.
See, for me it would be the opposite; you quickly wank one out in order to weaken me mid-fight, but all that you achieve is giving me a Zenkai boost! 💪💪💪
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fashionably late to the party as always, but to give my take on this:
If this is true, then spiritual people are low-key weak as hell, lol.
See, for me it would be the opposite; you quickly wank one out in order to weaken me mid-fight, but all that you achieve is giving me a Zenkai boost! 💪💪💪
If this is true, then spiritual people are low-key weak as hell, lol.
See, for me it would be the opposite; you quickly wank one out in order to weaken me mid-fight, but all that you achieve is giving me a Zenkai boost! 💪💪💪
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Mosaic cornucopia-like scroll borders with various fruits and animals
From the Great Palace Mosaic Museum
From the Great Palace Mosaic Museum
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Mosaic cornucopia-like scroll borders with various fruits and animals
From the Great Palace Mosaic Museum
From the Great Palace Mosaic Museum
"Mr. Lastname, do you have anything to say in your defense after your name was found in the Epstein files?"
Your honor, sometimes a boy just feels lonely and needs someone to talk to, you know?
I mean, who hasn't had that creeping fear of being left out and everyone only pretending to like you??"
Your honor, sometimes a boy just feels lonely and needs someone to talk to, you know?
I mean, who hasn't had that creeping fear of being left out and everyone only pretending to like you??"
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
"Mr. Lastname, do you have anything to say in your defense after your name was found in the Epstein files?"
Your honor, sometimes a boy just feels lonely and needs someone to talk to, you know?
I mean, who hasn't had that creeping fear of being left out and everyone only pretending to like you??"
Your honor, sometimes a boy just feels lonely and needs someone to talk to, you know?
I mean, who hasn't had that creeping fear of being left out and everyone only pretending to like you??"
Character with my…
...hair color (when I wouldn't shave my hair off)
...eye color
...personality
...aesthetic / style
...hair color (when I wouldn't shave my hair off)
...eye color
...personality
...aesthetic / style
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Character with my…
...hair color (when I wouldn't shave my hair off)
...eye color
...personality
...aesthetic / style
...hair color (when I wouldn't shave my hair off)
...eye color
...personality
...aesthetic / style
Man, I love being a certified LV. 100 "device hoarder", repairing my stuff instead of buying new, buying refurbished by third parties, and still recycling any functioning parts of a PC that is not working, instead of throwing all of it away. 🤩
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Man, I love being a certified LV. 100 "device hoarder", repairing my stuff instead of buying new, buying refurbished by third parties, and still recycling any functioning parts of a PC that is not working, instead of throwing all of it away. 🤩
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The CSM Wiki lists one of Death’s abilities as “murdercraft”. As in the ability to summon and order around a murder of crows.
After some supreme Googling I’ve determined that it’s probably not a real word; however I totally support the creation of the word
After some supreme Googling I’ve determined that it’s probably not a real word; however I totally support the creation of the word
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The CSM Wiki lists one of Death’s abilities as “murdercraft”. As in the ability to summon and order around a murder of crows.
After some supreme Googling I’ve determined that it’s probably not a real word; however I totally support the creation of the word
After some supreme Googling I’ve determined that it’s probably not a real word; however I totally support the creation of the word
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Wissen ja viele nicht
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Wissen ja viele nicht
I want to formally apologize for the words and actions of my son, Will Stancil. (Not any in specific, just in general.)
I really didn't want to make him, I promise, but that wet ass pussy made my pull-out game weak. 😔
I really didn't want to make him, I promise, but that wet ass pussy made my pull-out game weak. 😔
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I want to formally apologize for the words and actions of my son, Will Stancil. (Not any in specific, just in general.)
I really didn't want to make him, I promise, but that wet ass pussy made my pull-out game weak. 😔
I really didn't want to make him, I promise, but that wet ass pussy made my pull-out game weak. 😔
When the Epstein files are released, they will be more blacked out than yours truly after I tried to drink two bottles of vodka in one evening.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When the Epstein files are released, they will be more blacked out than yours truly after I tried to drink two bottles of vodka in one evening.
New premium Dubai chocolate will come with small samples of blood from Masalit and Fur women and children massacred by the hands of the UAE-funded RSF.
If you buy the extra premium deluxe Kafala edition, you will even get your own indentured servant to feed you the chocolate if you feel lazy atm.
If you buy the extra premium deluxe Kafala edition, you will even get your own indentured servant to feed you the chocolate if you feel lazy atm.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
New premium Dubai chocolate will come with small samples of blood from Masalit and Fur women and children massacred by the hands of the UAE-funded RSF.
If you buy the extra premium deluxe Kafala edition, you will even get your own indentured servant to feed you the chocolate if you feel lazy atm.
If you buy the extra premium deluxe Kafala edition, you will even get your own indentured servant to feed you the chocolate if you feel lazy atm.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
"Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could have become Hitler, but a particle of Hitler is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois."
„Die Familienunternehmer“ sind schon lange ein brandgefährlicher Lobby-Verband: Gegen das Gemeinwohl, gegen demokratische Grundsätze, gegen volkswirtschaftliche Interessen.
Jetzt machen sie gemeinsame Sache mit der AfD. Es ist Zeit für ALLE Unternehmen, die Mitglied sind, diesen Laden zu verlassen.
Jetzt machen sie gemeinsame Sache mit der AfD. Es ist Zeit für ALLE Unternehmen, die Mitglied sind, diesen Laden zu verlassen.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could have become Hitler, but a particle of Hitler is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois."
I always try to be understanding of people's situations and why they may be misinformed about certain topics, but whenever I see Ongdak Boruto Hitler-Garcia getting elected, then I think that those who voted for him kinda deserve getting fucked by neoliberalism, ngl.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I always try to be understanding of people's situations and why they may be misinformed about certain topics, but whenever I see Ongdak Boruto Hitler-Garcia getting elected, then I think that those who voted for him kinda deserve getting fucked by neoliberalism, ngl.
I also did the Innocence Test now; despite what the test results may indicate, I am pure of heart!
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I also did the Innocence Test now; despite what the test results may indicate, I am pure of heart!
What I wanted to say is I have almost no memories of 9/11 because I was very young when that happened, but the only noticeable impact that it had was my biological dad getting super paranoid and suspecting my mom of being a MoSSad agent that was sent to keep an eye on him, for some reason.
I was just about to post something that would have been a good indicator of my real age (my actual irl age is not: "2ℵ₀") but before I did, I thought that it would be interesting to ask my oomfs (those who I have not told my concrete age or birthday) how old they would guess I am.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
What I wanted to say is I have almost no memories of 9/11 because I was very young when that happened, but the only noticeable impact that it had was my biological dad getting super paranoid and suspecting my mom of being a MoSSad agent that was sent to keep an eye on him, for some reason.
I was just about to post something that would have been a good indicator of my real age (my actual irl age is not: "2ℵ₀") but before I did, I thought that it would be interesting to ask my oomfs (those who I have not told my concrete age or birthday) how old they would guess I am.
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I was just about to post something that would have been a good indicator of my real age (my actual irl age is not: "2ℵ₀") but before I did, I thought that it would be interesting to ask my oomfs (those who I have not told my concrete age or birthday) how old they would guess I am.
I have decided that I can not go to sleep yet, not before having a little snack as a treat for being a good, soulless wage cuck today.
Pomegranate in my cupboard, prepare yourself!
Your end is nigh!
Pomegranate in my cupboard, prepare yourself!
Your end is nigh!
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I have decided that I can not go to sleep yet, not before having a little snack as a treat for being a good, soulless wage cuck today.
Pomegranate in my cupboard, prepare yourself!
Your end is nigh!
Pomegranate in my cupboard, prepare yourself!
Your end is nigh!
They should invent something like Di$$KKKord, but make it good.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They should invent something like Di$$KKKord, but make it good.
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whats also amusing to this, is that when the printing press was invented, there was debate among the Rabbis if printing was considered "writing" and therefore kosher, or also if it's rather engraving.
leading to this very funny quip that surely Solomon could have invented the printing press:
leading to this very funny quip that surely Solomon could have invented the printing press:
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
whats also amusing to this, is that when the printing press was invented, there was debate among the Rabbis if printing was considered "writing" and therefore kosher, or also if it's rather engraving.
leading to this very funny quip that surely Solomon could have invented the printing press:
leading to this very funny quip that surely Solomon could have invented the printing press:
Saw a thumbnail of a YouTube video that read something along the lines of "How the FBI infiltrated the KKK", but I did not click on it because it seems dumb and redundant.
Like, around 50% of their members have probably already infiltrated the KKK long before any orders to do so were given, lol.
Like, around 50% of their members have probably already infiltrated the KKK long before any orders to do so were given, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Saw a thumbnail of a YouTube video that read something along the lines of "How the FBI infiltrated the KKK", but I did not click on it because it seems dumb and redundant.
Like, around 50% of their members have probably already infiltrated the KKK long before any orders to do so were given, lol.
Like, around 50% of their members have probably already infiltrated the KKK long before any orders to do so were given, lol.
Chat, am I a fake leftist for playing Poker?? 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Chat, am I a fake leftist for playing Poker?? 🥺
Night night, funny pictures on my computer screen!
I hope you will also sleep well, even if I deactivate my PC and plunge your consciousness into a bottomless, primordial darkness by doing so.
I hope you will also sleep well, even if I deactivate my PC and plunge your consciousness into a bottomless, primordial darkness by doing so.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Night night, funny pictures on my computer screen!
I hope you will also sleep well, even if I deactivate my PC and plunge your consciousness into a bottomless, primordial darkness by doing so.
I hope you will also sleep well, even if I deactivate my PC and plunge your consciousness into a bottomless, primordial darkness by doing so.
I am currently thinking about changing my handle to "Burgerreich Obliterator" or something along those lines.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am currently thinking about changing my handle to "Burgerreich Obliterator" or something along those lines.