William 🛠
@boithorn.bsky.social
Chief Joy Officer at Phillip Morris
Guy that takes work off to watch the Erika Kirk town hall
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Guy that takes work off to watch the Erika Kirk town hall
Orville Peck is Vega
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Orville Peck is Vega
Off the Blow like Jonathan
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Off the Blow like Jonathan
If I don't drink 4 Polars a day, I WILL die
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If I don't drink 4 Polars a day, I WILL die
Now why the hell do the Raptors got Santa Claus sitting courtside?
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Now why the hell do the Raptors got Santa Claus sitting courtside?
This Pennywise is one crazy chica
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This Pennywise is one crazy chica
Okay, joke's over, I would like to be employed now
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Okay, joke's over, I would like to be employed now
"Every man for himself, that's the edict"
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"Every man for himself, that's the edict"
I fluctuate between having really bad mom-and-pop landlord experiences (illegally evicted for complaining about bat and batbug infestation) and really incompetent leasing company experiences (yearly lease auto-renewed despite switching to month-to-month and giving notice I was moving)
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I fluctuate between having really bad mom-and-pop landlord experiences (illegally evicted for complaining about bat and batbug infestation) and really incompetent leasing company experiences (yearly lease auto-renewed despite switching to month-to-month and giving notice I was moving)
"My advice: don't stop rhyming, UPS not hiring"
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"My advice: don't stop rhyming, UPS not hiring"
Watching Wolves vs. Pelicans, real sicko hours here
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Watching Wolves vs. Pelicans, real sicko hours here
bumping while shoveling snow murderernyc.bandcamp.com/album/i-did-...
I Did It All For You, by Murderer
15 track album
murderernyc.bandcamp.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
bumping while shoveling snow murderernyc.bandcamp.com/album/i-did-...
Listened to the Papillon audiobook on my drive
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Listened to the Papillon audiobook on my drive
I was about ready to say I squashed the beef with my parent's dog, but then he bit me. Sautéed onions and grapes for you milord!
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I was about ready to say I squashed the beef with my parent's dog, but then he bit me. Sautéed onions and grapes for you milord!
Omaha is the Los Angeles of the great plains
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Omaha is the Los Angeles of the great plains
Dick Hallorann is basically the John Rambo of the ITiverse
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dick Hallorann is basically the John Rambo of the ITiverse
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
I listened to Aethiopes and Church by billy woods a lot when I was extremely depressed huh
November 18, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I listened to Aethiopes and Church by billy woods a lot when I was extremely depressed huh
Wicked *dr. umar voice* FOR GOOD
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Wicked *dr. umar voice* FOR GOOD
Seeing billy woods and Danny Brown this week 😌
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Seeing billy woods and Danny Brown this week 😌
When I'm in a clutch off and see my opponent is a NFC North team
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I'm in a clutch off and see my opponent is a NFC North team
When I saw Angel's Egg earlier this week, they had some local ads in the pre-roll that were shamelessly AI generated
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
When I saw Angel's Egg earlier this week, they had some local ads in the pre-roll that were shamelessly AI generated
Gundam card game will have a "kill Amuro" card next set
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Gundam card game will have a "kill Amuro" card next set
Twitter dms are incredibly broken lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Twitter dms are incredibly broken lol