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jesse cashew
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your favorite trans guy
mi, usa // on, canada
♒︎/♏︎/♉︎
MDNI🔞
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NO HARM 888 SLEEP WELL
there goes my weekends 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
2026 is also the year of the humble dishwasher and kitchen island
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
2026 the year of the dog
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i have to go back to work today? despicable
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
maybe im going crazy idk
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
the only things i ever want to be doing are fucking and smoking
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
gave into my base desires again.......... oops
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
spell to summon body and facial hair
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
writing should probably be one of my 2026 goals
December 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i’ll say it til i die if christian’s got real w how down bad they were for god they’d have a shot at being better people
passed a billboard that said “shackled with lust? Jesus will set you free” leaving me with new questions about the services offered by Jesus
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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In:
Mending and repair
Titties out
Road trips
Blood magic

Out:
Princess treatment
Drinking
Door dash
Detached irony
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
oops! all horny
December 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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There’s not a good term for ex-step dad
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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How do you make new friends? two words: Dog Tits
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
WE DIDN'T EVEN KISS
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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hey batter batter, hey, batter CUM, cum batter batter, cmon batter CUM, for mommy, let’s go let’s go, alright
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
~*~i am so glad i got divorced~*~
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
oh BROTHER
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
toffee chocolate chip! fuck you!!
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
ive got cookies in the oven! kiss my ass!!!!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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ranked competitive clit growth how about that
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
bought a big beautiful discounted slab of chrimbo dark chocolate to hide in my closet and rediscover at a perfect moment months from now
December 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this really caught me off guard and i laughed so loud. clove's grandma kicks ass
Best christmas 2025 moment is my grandmother talking about toronto sex shop institution Lovecraft and slyly admitting to owning edible underwear
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM