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I think I might shut up on here. I have no book to promote.
Imagine this is a photo of your pet, or boyfriend, or duvet cover. Or I’ve typed it all in lowercase and interpolated some letters, maybe workshopped something I looked up on Wikipedia. My in depth Substack explanation of why you are wrong, but I am very clever. Maybe a repost of myself from 2023.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Imagine this is a photo of your pet, or boyfriend, or duvet cover. Or I’ve typed it all in lowercase and interpolated some letters, maybe workshopped something I looked up on Wikipedia. My in depth Substack explanation of why you are wrong, but I am very clever. Maybe a repost of myself from 2023.
An embarrassing amount of guitars for a person that can play guitar to the extent I can.
January 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
An embarrassing amount of guitars for a person that can play guitar to the extent I can.
I think I might shut up on here. I have no book to promote.
January 23, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I think I might shut up on here. I have no book to promote.
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This place is not very enjoyable.
January 22, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This place is not very enjoyable.
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I came 1st in my comper tishen.
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I came 1st in my comper tishen.
Looking forward to the TOTP re-runs in the nursing home. We won’t sing along, just the sound of arthritic fingers tapping, “something for the dads”.
January 22, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Looking forward to the TOTP re-runs in the nursing home. We won’t sing along, just the sound of arthritic fingers tapping, “something for the dads”.
What She Said by The Smiths is very much lifted from Call Me by Blondie, isn’t it?
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM
What She Said by The Smiths is very much lifted from Call Me by Blondie, isn’t it?
Ramones - Baby, I Love You 📻
Baby, I Love You
YouTube video by Ramones - Topic
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January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Ramones - Baby, I Love You 📻
The Cure - Just Like Devon 📻
Just Like Heaven
YouTube video by The Cure - Topic
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January 22, 2026 at 6:21 PM
The Cure - Just Like Devon 📻
I’ve got that bit rubbish Blondie song in my head, Maria. Shall have to play it.
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’ve got that bit rubbish Blondie song in my head, Maria. Shall have to play it.
Alexei Sayle - Ullo, John Gotta New Motor 📻
Alexei Sayle Ullo John Gotta New Motor
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January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Alexei Sayle - Ullo, John Gotta New Motor 📻
Police helicopter up the sky purring away like a police man.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Police helicopter up the sky purring away like a police man.
Irish stew in the name of the law.
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Irish stew in the name of the law.
Careers Advisers are told they should be Careers Advisers by their Careers Advisers. It’s quite beautiful really.
January 22, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Careers Advisers are told they should be Careers Advisers by their Careers Advisers. It’s quite beautiful really.
I should set up a dog stick library outside my house. The dogs are always dropping off sticks there. Crisp packets, and cigarette butts.
January 21, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I should set up a dog stick library outside my house. The dogs are always dropping off sticks there. Crisp packets, and cigarette butts.
You know, I don't actually know what's happening, and that's probably quite good, isn't it?
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
You know, I don't actually know what's happening, and that's probably quite good, isn't it?
I don’t know. Imagine I’ve posted a really good photo.
January 21, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I don’t know. Imagine I’ve posted a really good photo.
Choked to death on cream of mushroom soup.
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Choked to death on cream of mushroom soup.
Hair’s in the backyard for the birds.
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Hair’s in the backyard for the birds.
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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We found this old can of Barr's Strike Cola in the dunes last week, revealed by shifting sands. Not quite sure how old it is but in the thread we've shared a link to a single released by Barr's in 1971 to promote their new drink.
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
We found this old can of Barr's Strike Cola in the dunes last week, revealed by shifting sands. Not quite sure how old it is but in the thread we've shared a link to a single released by Barr's in 1971 to promote their new drink.