BorderlineCool 🇨🇦🇧🇧
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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
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It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
January 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
It’s important to find your moments of joy in humanity, especially in dark and cold times
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An ICE agent was caught slipping on ice in Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
An ICE agent was caught slipping on ice in Minnesota.
So golf today dragged on to the point that I completely missed the scheduled drinks with friends and yet there doesn't seem to be any repercussions yet.
This is a curious and improbable situation that needs to be followed closely
This is a curious and improbable situation that needs to be followed closely
January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
So golf today dragged on to the point that I completely missed the scheduled drinks with friends and yet there doesn't seem to be any repercussions yet.
This is a curious and improbable situation that needs to be followed closely
This is a curious and improbable situation that needs to be followed closely
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Alpha News is a far-right site run by the wife of the former head of the Minneapolis police union.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Alpha News claims that it has obtained the cellphone video recorded by the ICE officer who shot and killed Renee Good.
(Warning: Disturbing.)
(Warning: Disturbing.)
January 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Alpha News is a far-right site run by the wife of the former head of the Minneapolis police union.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
Whoever leaked this to them thinks it makes Ross look good.
Which is just astonishing.
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Local news has now posted video from a neighbor's surveillance cam. It does appear like the officer may have been pushed aside slightly by the bumper as the victim turned to leave.
Again, seems clear from the video that there was no deliberate attempt to run anyone down.
Again, seems clear from the video that there was no deliberate attempt to run anyone down.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Local news has now posted video from a neighbor's surveillance cam. It does appear like the officer may have been pushed aside slightly by the bumper as the victim turned to leave.
Again, seems clear from the video that there was no deliberate attempt to run anyone down.
Again, seems clear from the video that there was no deliberate attempt to run anyone down.
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
Every f'n shithead who spent the last 2 decades prepping for a war against a tyrannous government has now joined the government on the side of tyranny.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Every f'n shithead who spent the last 2 decades prepping for a war against a tyrannous government has now joined the government on the side of tyranny.
Haven't heard much from Moo Deng lately. Hopefully she hasn't followed the sad path of drugs and debauchery that other child stars have trod in the past
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Haven't heard much from Moo Deng lately. Hopefully she hasn't followed the sad path of drugs and debauchery that other child stars have trod in the past
So I cooked up a metric fuckton of caramelized onions and I'm now looking to consume.
Question... and I'm serious here...
Do you think these sweet and caramelly onions would taste good over ice cream?
Question... and I'm serious here...
Do you think these sweet and caramelly onions would taste good over ice cream?
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
So I cooked up a metric fuckton of caramelized onions and I'm now looking to consume.
Question... and I'm serious here...
Do you think these sweet and caramelly onions would taste good over ice cream?
Question... and I'm serious here...
Do you think these sweet and caramelly onions would taste good over ice cream?
I should start a running thread of all the seemingly "impossible" accidents that happen in 🇧🇧
This is not AI
This is not AI
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I should start a running thread of all the seemingly "impossible" accidents that happen in 🇧🇧
This is not AI
This is not AI
Countless Holy Fuck's were uttered in the past 10 minutes
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Countless Holy Fuck's were uttered in the past 10 minutes
Future NFL trivia question:
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Future NFL trivia question:
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
Which team secured the #1 draft pick by winning the last game of the season against a fading dynasty while scoring 14 points without a TD?
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some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
some identify publicly with the left because they hate oppression, others because they hate being oppressed. things will make more sense when you keep in mind that these are not the same - or even similar
My daughter, glancing up as she's cooking her sixth grilled cheese sandwich of 2026, "Dad, it's been a great week for grilled cheese sandwiches."
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
My daughter, glancing up as she's cooking her sixth grilled cheese sandwich of 2026, "Dad, it's been a great week for grilled cheese sandwiches."
No worries, folks.
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
No worries, folks.
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
This will be over quickly.
They need to fast-track the trial because Maduro is scheduled for a pardon in April
Tired: Wars causing predictable market fluctuations
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Tired: Wars causing predictable market fluctuations
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Wired: Market fluctuations predicting wars
Found a package of toilet paper in a closet that we rarely use. I'm realizing now that it's a stashed away relic from The Great TP Shortage of April 2020.
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Found a package of toilet paper in a closet that we rarely use. I'm realizing now that it's a stashed away relic from The Great TP Shortage of April 2020.
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
How long before something like this becomes a collectable?
So you pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps?
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
So you pulled yourself up by your own bootstraps?
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
Wow, you must have been super rich because nobody in my neighbourhood had bootstraps or even knew wtf bootstraps were
I'm not feeling great. Kinda bloated. Thirsty. The roof of my mouth is sore like it's had some sort of chemical burn.
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm not feeling great. Kinda bloated. Thirsty. The roof of my mouth is sore like it's had some sort of chemical burn.
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
So I think I'm probably gonna have to finish the rest of that bag of Salt & Vinegar chips
Just saying that if you have 10,000 files that have each already been shredded into 100 strips, you have 1 million documents
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just saying that if you have 10,000 files that have each already been shredded into 100 strips, you have 1 million documents
My dab pen is leaking but it still works. I need a cigar tube or something
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My dab pen is leaking but it still works. I need a cigar tube or something
Folks, just a reminder that egg nog and rum combine very nicely in a Ninja Slushi
Season's Greetings
Season's Greetings
December 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Folks, just a reminder that egg nog and rum combine very nicely in a Ninja Slushi
Season's Greetings
Season's Greetings
The #Raiders are always good for one inexplicable upset each season that serves nothing other than to harm their draft position.
Today's game is a perfect setup as the #Eagles are prolly thinking it's an easy chance to get back in stride
Only 2 outcomes here. Either a Raiders win or Eagles by 30
Today's game is a perfect setup as the #Eagles are prolly thinking it's an easy chance to get back in stride
Only 2 outcomes here. Either a Raiders win or Eagles by 30
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Somewhere along the way My Favourite Things became a Christmas song, and while I hate that song I do respect the hustle
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Somewhere along the way My Favourite Things became a Christmas song, and while I hate that song I do respect the hustle