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I'm not a dog person and yet I have 2 dogs and am considering creating a bluesky profile for them. I'm in an unhappy longterm relationship with the Raiders
I don't suppose they're gonna start calling him Sleepy Don
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"I the end, I hacked out the bamboo and poisoned the Earth, much like Livvy had hacked out my love and poisoned our relationship."

I think you easily pretend this is an actual quote from the story and nobody would question it
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Swisher already has her 6-part series lined up
December 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
For a while I was worried it was leading to a "she likes the Big Bamboo" reference but now I'm thinking it would have been an improvement
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Samuel L Jackson will give you a wide variety too
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I have a bag - that I bought from and is branded Air Canada - that doesn't fit on Air Canada flights anymore
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have too many electronics
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pentagon: "We need $2B for Operation Six Seven"

Congress: "Operation Six Seven? What's that?"

Pentagon: [shrugs]
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm not sure why Maduro is being so stubborn. He should just resign, turn himself into the Americans, and then get pardoned next week.
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He kidnaps Blanc and gets their faces transplanted
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hope that every time he signs his name, someone points and says, "LOOK! It is The Sign of the Beast!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
That's the definition of self-reflection, so never gonna happen
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
⛳ WordleGolf - Nov, 29
🟢 Score: 8 (-5)
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Yh like I'm just learning that Donnie moved his Blue Bloods character from Chicago to Boston and I'm not sure if the storylines will be that much different
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Let me guess, is she related to Ebenezer?
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Here to report that Mom also, indeed, has one of these dishes
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm sure there's a custody battle somewhere behind this
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's not the planes, it's the airlines. They request the layouts.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I just don't feel it's fair that I need to pay more for comfort, when I'm really very much a normal sized person.

75th percentile is pretty damn normal IMO. It's not like I'm abnormal.

My taller friends HATE flying. For these reasons. Seems like a bad biz model to torture people
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You're implying I wished for this.

I am saying it's not in corporate interests to piss off 25% of your potential everyday customers when the squeezing doesn't create nearly that many more seats.

It reeks of somebody important making a bad decision once and we're living with it forever
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How about a seat that isn't terrible and enough legroom for someone who's 6' tall?

I'm in the 75th percentile for height. I'm not a giant. Far from it.

Why can't I find a basic seat on a plane where I can sit somewhat comfortably?

Why should I have to pay more to be comfortable?
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM