BoringKate
@boringkate.com
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social
And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
Life is so poggers! I just spend every day being cozy at home while playing video games and watching porn and videos and stuff!
Living the hikikomori dream! Just like when I dropped out of school! Except now I'm a fake hiki because now everyone thinks I'm hot! Also I have my own apartment! GOATed!
Living the hikikomori dream! Just like when I dropped out of school! Except now I'm a fake hiki because now everyone thinks I'm hot! Also I have my own apartment! GOATed!
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Life is so poggers! I just spend every day being cozy at home while playing video games and watching porn and videos and stuff!
Living the hikikomori dream! Just like when I dropped out of school! Except now I'm a fake hiki because now everyone thinks I'm hot! Also I have my own apartment! GOATed!
Living the hikikomori dream! Just like when I dropped out of school! Except now I'm a fake hiki because now everyone thinks I'm hot! Also I have my own apartment! GOATed!
Do you mind if I fist your butthole?
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do you mind if I fist your butthole?
Hey! You! You're trans!
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hey! You! You're trans!
If I'm not supposed to wanna lick a sweaty woman then why is sweat salty and tasty? Checkmate, atheists!
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If I'm not supposed to wanna lick a sweaty woman then why is sweat salty and tasty? Checkmate, atheists!
You might be tempted to think that it's cringe for a 35 year old to be wearing a heart choker, but let me assure you that it was also cringe when I was doing it in my twenties.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You might be tempted to think that it's cringe for a 35 year old to be wearing a heart choker, but let me assure you that it was also cringe when I was doing it in my twenties.
I can't believe you're making me wear such a sexually degrading bracelet! This is so humiliating!
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I can't believe you're making me wear such a sexually degrading bracelet! This is so humiliating!
Perverted degenerate sicko fantasy: What if the two pornstars performing in this scene together got married! 💦
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Perverted degenerate sicko fantasy: What if the two pornstars performing in this scene together got married! 💦
If women were all sleeping their way to the top then women would be over represented in workplace positions of authority. Instead it's the opposite. We can only conclude that boys are the ones fucking their bosses to get ahead. The average office space must be little more than a gay orgy.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If women were all sleeping their way to the top then women would be over represented in workplace positions of authority. Instead it's the opposite. We can only conclude that boys are the ones fucking their bosses to get ahead. The average office space must be little more than a gay orgy.
The fact that hard drives can keep working while being moved is legit witchcraft.
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
November 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The fact that hard drives can keep working while being moved is legit witchcraft.
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Like how are you working even WITHOUT getting shaken around, ma'am? You're spinning at like a bajillion revolutions per minute! The CIA is gonna fund a coup in there at any second!
Waking up at midnight is so GOATed when the sun sets at 4 pm and you're a weirdo that doesn't have a normie job.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Waking up at midnight is so GOATed when the sun sets at 4 pm and you're a weirdo that doesn't have a normie job.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
Something about seeing a bright blue sunny sky when you're dead tired fucks so hard.
Seasonal depression can't touch me, bro.
It continues to be bonkers that Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the one that The Fans objected to.
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
It continues to be bonkers that Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is the one that The Fans objected to.
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
Like are the game's politics rancid? Yeah! It's like Starship Stroopers: The Movie, but sincere! Like Starship Troopers: The Novel!
But that's normal for COD and it rules in every other way!
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If you tell a girl "you're like a sister to me" and she doesn't take the hint then hit her with a "you're like a dog to me."
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Reskeet if you love trans porn!
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Reskeet if you love trans porn!
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I think more girls should have underground lairs.
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*sees a jpeg of a woman*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
*imagines her with a dick*
*imagines her fat*
*imagines her in a different pose*
*imagines there are tentacles*
*realizes that I'm masturbating to something completely unrelated*
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Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Life would be so different if pokemon were real.
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Like right now I have: Zero animals.
So it's reasonable to assume that if pokemon were real then I would have: Zero pokemon.
But! Sometimes I see squirrels outside! If pokemon were real then those Squirrels would probably be on fire or something!
Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reduce boys: Early intervention is essential for preventing potential boys from becoming boys.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Reuse boys: Gets as much use out existent boys as possible. They should be bound at glory holes 24/7. No loads wasted.
Recycle boys: It's never too late to turn a boy into a makeshift girl.
Got a spicy snack that had a silica gel pack inside of it. The kind that says "do not eat" on it.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Got a spicy snack that had a silica gel pack inside of it. The kind that says "do not eat" on it.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
And it was really nicely seasoned!
It was just as well seasoned as the eatables!
I bet it would have tasted so good!
But I staid strong and followed instructions like a good girl.
The girl reading this is so adorable! I hope she gets off to weird porn! 😍💖
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The girl reading this is so adorable! I hope she gets off to weird porn! 😍💖
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you" <- I stroke to a lot of porno girls and now sometimes the girls that I stroke to tell me that they stroke to me too (I assume that Nietzsche was referring to buttholes when he mentioned an abyss).
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into you" <- I stroke to a lot of porno girls and now sometimes the girls that I stroke to tell me that they stroke to me too (I assume that Nietzsche was referring to buttholes when he mentioned an abyss).
It's wild that we might actually live to see the true year of Linux on the desktop and it's because a game company wants to make sure that nothing interrupts their near monopoly on pc video game sales (from which they take a 30% cut + an upfront $100 fee).
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It's wild that we might actually live to see the true year of Linux on the desktop and it's because a game company wants to make sure that nothing interrupts their near monopoly on pc video game sales (from which they take a 30% cut + an upfront $100 fee).
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
A Duke Nukem Forever type moment.
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It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."