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BoringKate

@boringkate.com

5.8K followers 380 following 1.4K posts

One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 4h

I think that arcades should have twinks in bondage with fucking machines. When you score a point (blast someone with a light gun etc) the machine would thrust. And if the twink connected to your machine shoots ropes then you win a prize.

To differentiate it from the at home gaming experience.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8h

Never let anyone tell you that bitches won't let you fuck them on an air mattress.

Drinking screwdrivers and fucking bitches on an air mattress is what your 20s are for.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8h

Just a couple more webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8h

More random webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 9h

Random webcam selfies from 2017.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 9h

I was looking through old files and it's wild that I have a screen recording of me showing my tits to guys on Omegle from October 31st 2023 (which I hadn't done in like a decade, but I figured might be a neat concept for a scene).

Omegle shut down (without warning) only a week later!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

A girl is a type of machine that turns copyrighted content into pirated content.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

You don't even have to be trans to take hrt!

Don't overthink it! If you wanna take hrt then take hrt!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 1d

It's your duty as a straight dude to let the shyest boy in your group of gamer dudes know that you'd all fuck them if they transitioned.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 2d

Liquorice rules!!!

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 2d

I walk into the shelter

They say the cat is fixed

I ask if it's a scheming eunuch or submissive tgirl nullo

They don't understand

I explain the difference between a scheming eunuch and submissive tgirl nullo

They laugh and say it's a good cat

I look inside

I'm stabbed and my empire is seized

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 2d

Wow! 2004!? Hard to overstate how much I'd have fixated on this and her if I'd seen it at the time

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

I always enjoy seeing you around on here! You're a good dog!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 3d

Decentralized social media has always been such a nothingburger of a fix for moderation.

Either being on a less popular server/instance/whatever that allows Unapproved Content (eg marginalized ppl existing) wildly limits reach (you can post, but nobody will see it).

Or it doesn't. Nazis rejoice.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 4d

TODAY'S MY 13 YEAR HRT ANNIVERSARY!!!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

I'd suck dick for a nice sandwhich rn, but I guess I'd suck dick for no sandwhich too.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

I think that girls who get orchiectomies should be allowed to sell their prairie oysters to wealthy cannibals. Or at least serve them to their friends. Honestly it's kinda rude if you refuse to eat your BFF's balls.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 5d

Nice photo of a bikini babe. Immaculate. I bet she'd look great hunched over like an ogre eating cheetos in sweat pants and a super oversized graphic tee. No makeup. Preferably smoking weed. Watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Also in my headcanon she has a penis (which would never fit in that bikini).

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 6d

Cutie!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 6d

I wish I was a costumed crime fighter so that I could have a pet twink.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 6d

(Just to be clear: My post wasn't saying that Batman TaS invented those things. Also everyone replying to you is joking.)

BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

People saying "gay panic" to mean "blushing and flustered for gay reasons" or whatever makes me feel so old and out of touch lmao. Can't believe they gentrified hate crimes.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

*sees any noir thriller*

This is kinda like Batman The Animated Series.

*sees any example of art deco*

THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES!

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 7d

5g made you a girl. The upcoming 6g is gonna make you grow cat ears and a tail.

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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 8d

It's bonkers how much of doing porn is clerical work.

Not filming porn or even editing porn.

Organizing porn, uploading porn, scheduling porn, describing porn, picking screenshots from porn, making promo clips from porn, managing promo bots, reminding your cis boy followers to take estrogen, etc.

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