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BoringKate
@boringkate.com
One of those hormone girls you're always hearing about

I have a NSFW account too @boringpornokate.bsky.social

And there are links to my other stuff at BoringKate.com
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You've likely heard that things can get worse, but did you know that things can also get better? Shocking, but true!

What lies ahead is vague and uncertain. That sounds spooky, but it could involve a lot of cuddles. Maybe laughing with friends. We just don't know!
January 10, 2026 at 6:09 PM
It's not gay to go gay in a modern surveillance state because there's always the possibility that there's a fujoshi watching. You're just putting on a show.
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
BTW I posted a video of my boobs on my OnlyFans today!

It's a common occurrence, but still one worth celebrating (like a sunrise or your girlfriend coming home after cheating on you)!
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Hey! Is it okay if I use your body for my evil experiments?
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The benefactors of the cooking industrial complex don't want you to know this, but you can just eat frozen corn right out of the bag. As a crunchy cool treat.
January 9, 2026 at 8:06 AM
You're a boy who likes lesbian porn? Yeah right. You're such a poser. You're such a fake fan. If you really loved lesbian porn then you and the other boys who claim to love it would have transitioned and gone sloppy on each other by now.

You're welcome to prove me wrong though. It's never too late.
January 8, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by BoringKate
Slipping estrogen into your boss's coffee might sound cathartic, but if you unionize your workplace then you won't even have to slip it in his coffee. You'll be able to openly demand that he take estrogen. That's the power of collective bargaining.
April 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Plot hole: One of the characters is a boy when there's nothing stopping them from being a girl instead. Doesn't make sense.
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I don't think you're supposed to compare yourself to pornstars. I think you're supposed to masturbate to them!
January 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
LLMs will make shit up and lie to you for the lolz, but you know who you can always trust as a reliable source of information? Me.

BTW you're a girl, dude. I know you think you're a cis dude, but you're a girl. There's no disputing it. You need to get on estrogen right away.
January 8, 2026 at 3:48 AM
When's the last time you actually saw Simpsons porn?

I feel like it was always there in the 2000s. Right next to the Dragon Ball Z porn.

Now I can't even remember the last time I saw Homer and Marge bang. Or Flanders and Marge. Or Homer and Flanders.

The "ONE FEAR" may as well have come true.
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Bit of an Inappropriate age gap between the version of me in my oldest porn scenes and the version of me jerking off to them in the present day.
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
It's so sexy when a game is 610 MB! 🖥️🤏
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Someday we'll all be good girls.
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Trans rights are truly the defining issue of this era. Did you know that trans people in the United States can't even *checks notes* kill foreigners for their government anymore?
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Gender segregated washrooms are obviously fraught. A failed experiment. I think it's time we ditch male and female washrooms and replace them with seperated washrooms for goths and preps.
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
^_^
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Reposted by BoringKate
Gamer voice: Your family is kinda woke, dude. Your mom is a woman and so is your sister. It just isn't realistic. Feels forced.
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's 2006. I just came to Sasha Grey.

It's 2026. I just came to Sasha Grey again.

I'm not tired of this world at all. These girls are so cool. Caught in a tangle of cum. :3
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
IMO if two girls have the same first name then it's incest.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My ManyVids (and all the other usual porn buying places) got a big compilation of cow and pig kigurumi scenes added today!

www.manyvids.com/Profile/7916...

All of the scenes in it will end up on my usual subscription pages over the next couple months too though :3

onlyfans.com/boringkate
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Don't forget to have your cis boy castrated!
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Manufacturing consent? That's when you build and program a robot girl for fucking, right?
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
You liked my post, but your penis isn't inside my mouth hole. Where did things go wrong?
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pretending to jack off to babyfur robot girls being crushed by giantesses, so that girls will think I'm cool, but then cumming to Brazzers and Bangbros scenes because I actually have embrassing unsophisticated normie taste in porn.
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM