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KattWilliamsportalkey

@bornyesterdae.bsky.social

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99.9% Human. Touch me not. Shapeshifter. Creative writer. Emergent Colloquialist. 📎I want to be a bodega cat but I’m just a Marketing research professional. Talks about cultural differences 🤷‍♀️🥝 Follow only if you adore Black Women.

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KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · May 25

Hold this for me bby

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · May 25

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KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

truck driver got made because he left room for me to go through the light but I decided to wait, he was very mad. And I don’t know why anybody has that much irritation in their heart! It’s okay!

a cartoon of a man laying on the grass playing an ukulele

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KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

I want to work with people who understand digital shortcuts and collaboration through iOS or Microsoft or Google doesn’t matter.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

Omg my mom used to make these! So good

Black Morris @realblackmorris.bsky.social · 20h

I like seasoned roasted pumpkin seeds. Everything else pumpkin y’all can keep

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

……just a mug full of cold foam will suffice

Gravy Crockett @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 21h

"Pumpkin spice" is just cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. It exists because it's such a warming and comforting combination that it can make PUMPKIN taste edible. What's not to like? You don't like feeling cozy?

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

Absolutely

🥀L8te_Bloomer_JJ! @l8tebloomer25.bsky.social · 1d

Time to write a new story.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

Asking a lot of dumb questions depending…; Socratic method.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 19h

What are your thoughts on this phrase “Sharing human thoughts”?

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

Sikh men be fine…. It’s the aura.
I know they mention the social stigma against them because they wear a turban…but they foine. Brown and foin and can do they own hair.

a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch with a bag of cheetos in front of her .

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KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

At this point I love talking shit.. that’s about it

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I was the only female in an all male group of Jerkers. We had started to get brand endorsements and such but I stopped because people started noticing me and I thought they were making fun of me. The leader of the group reminds me every time he sees me 😭

We coulda got out the hood 😭😫

Thee Spooky BlackSky👨🏾‍🍳 @xavierbeloved.blacksky.app · 1d

Did yall used to Jerk ? ( BE HONEST👀)

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I literally …it is!

brrandin.bsky.social @brrandin.bsky.social · 2d

If anything it’s almost sleep with windows open weather

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I can comfortably focus on my career

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d

Kris Jenner shows off blonde hair in a newly shared photo.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t sit and play a video game I just can’t

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I know I know yall lol

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

Elitism is crazy.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

“Abusive Authority”

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

I’m most believed when I joke and say something unhinged.

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

Roflllllll

Eze @ezetheigwe.blacksky.app · 1d

Y’all ever delete a post halfway through typing it because you remember what our literacy rates are looking like?

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

…her husband an op

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

……

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

People assigned female at birth be shopping

KattWilliamsportalkey @bornyesterdae.bsky.social · 1d

“I went on a date with a colorist last night”
“Why did you do that?”
“What do you mean why did I do that?”
“You want to date a colorist?”
“No!”
“So….why’d you go on a date with em?”
“I didn’t know at the time”
“Why didn’t you say that?!”

Everyone’s a dumbass - Tales From the Pitts of Hell