Avon
@borplorp.bsky.social
World renowned peanut connoisseur and yaoi writing extraordinaire. ngl.link/borplorp1, ao3.org/users/taree, twitch.tv/skitalin אבון
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Avon
@borplorp.bsky.social
· Jan 7
philosophy is dumb and gay and lame
i just hate my feed here like oml just let me see something that isn't designed to get me pissed
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
i just hate my feed here like oml just let me see something that isn't designed to get me pissed
I grow close with people and then I just shut down. I stop speaking to anyone, choose a room that's completely gray, and stare. We've all got our little quirks about us that can make it hard to live socially.
i have had multiple best friends. i've had someone who i loved and loved me. times change.
i have had multiple best friends. i've had someone who i loved and loved me. times change.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I grow close with people and then I just shut down. I stop speaking to anyone, choose a room that's completely gray, and stare. We've all got our little quirks about us that can make it hard to live socially.
i have had multiple best friends. i've had someone who i loved and loved me. times change.
i have had multiple best friends. i've had someone who i loved and loved me. times change.
my xbox
when shall it mend
i want to slay
the princess again
when shall it mend
i want to slay
the princess again
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 PM
my xbox
when shall it mend
i want to slay
the princess again
when shall it mend
i want to slay
the princess again
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i went for an evening stroll last night
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 PM
i went for an evening stroll last night
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Dubious things are brewing, just a wip because I HAVE TO WORK ON MY COMIC FIRST
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Dubious things are brewing, just a wip because I HAVE TO WORK ON MY COMIC FIRST
the ultimate torment
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 PM
the ultimate torment
Hey, Tom. Long time listener and first time caller here to say that I'm bleeding out on my girlfriend's carpet.
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Hey, Tom. Long time listener and first time caller here to say that I'm bleeding out on my girlfriend's carpet.
no i'm good, actually. please leave my childhood alone
Christina Hodson is officially writing the script for ‘Batman: Brave & The Bold' 🦇
• Her past projects include 'Birds of Prey', 'The Flash', and the canceled 'Batgirl' film
• Andy Muschietti is directing but his ultimate involvement depends on factors including timing & availability
(via THR)
• Her past projects include 'Birds of Prey', 'The Flash', and the canceled 'Batgirl' film
• Andy Muschietti is directing but his ultimate involvement depends on factors including timing & availability
(via THR)
January 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
no i'm good, actually. please leave my childhood alone
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
since pato isn't here i'm gonna post her artwork that she made for me
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
since pato isn't here i'm gonna post her artwork that she made for me
i joined this server like yesterday bro
January 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM
i joined this server like yesterday bro
well no shit have you read my bio?
Skittle you're gay as fuck
January 21, 2026 at 1:23 PM
well no shit have you read my bio?
my friends are on twitter but my favorite creators are on bluesky
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 AM
my friends are on twitter but my favorite creators are on bluesky
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good lord what's going on down there
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
good lord what's going on down there
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Sen. Cory Booker has the floor.
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sen. Cory Booker has the floor.
oh my god how have i never thought of this?
Pants that I don't have to unzip in order to pee?
Where do I order twelve!
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April 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
oh my god how have i never thought of this?