🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
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The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
January 31, 2026 at 6:25 AM
The evidence is clear: Swinney has no mandate to force yet another divisive referendum on us. The issue has been decisively settled for at least 30 years, if not 50 or 60.
Now is not the time.
Now is not the time.
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
Only Anas Sarwar as First Minister can stop this.
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
January 31, 2026 at 12:25 AM
It's one thing to say you don't like Sir Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. Frankly neither do we! But it's easy to forget that before Starmer, everything was just brilliant.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Hartley-Brewer. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Now is not the time.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Hartley-Brewer. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Now is not the time.
The SNP is on the verge of banning dopiaza curry. Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The SNP is on the verge of banning dopiaza curry. Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Matt Hancock and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Matt Hancock and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Good stuff as Kwasi Kwarteng berates Pat Kane over the unfair Nat plot to cancel panel shows.
Good stuff as Kwasi Kwarteng berates Pat Kane over the unfair Nat plot to cancel panel shows.
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 AM
“The UK is the most successful union of nations on Earth! I mean... it's pretty much the only one... erm, anyway, where was I?”
Good stuff as Kwasi Kwarteng berates Pat Kane over the unfair Nat plot to cancel panel shows.
Good stuff as Kwasi Kwarteng berates Pat Kane over the unfair Nat plot to cancel panel shows.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Liberal Democrat spring conference. Vile. Only a vote for David Coburn will stop this.
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Liberal Democrat spring conference. Vile. Only a vote for David Coburn will stop this.
Think Brexit is bad? Gordon Brown has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to polio. No to #Indyref2.
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Think Brexit is bad? Gordon Brown has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to polio. No to #Indyref2.
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 AM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
Don’t forget to catch Question Time later, where George Galloway and Miliband will discuss the Nat plans to deny us all illegal wars. Unmissable.
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Don’t forget to catch Question Time later, where George Galloway and Miliband will discuss the Nat plans to deny us all illegal wars. Unmissable.
Not yet.
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Not yet.
Do you want jobs in Aberdeen, or do you want sea? Because with separation, you can't have them both. Broad shoulders.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Do you want jobs in Aberdeen, or do you want sea? Because with separation, you can't have them both. Broad shoulders.
Mhairi Black can't even tell us what love's got to do (got to do) with it. Laughable. No Thanks.
January 29, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Mhairi Black can't even tell us what love's got to do (got to do) with it. Laughable. No Thanks.
Think Brexit is bad? Boris Johnson has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. UK OK.
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Think Brexit is bad? Boris Johnson has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. UK OK.
If there's one thing Unionists are renowned for, it's our astute analysis. When we speak, the world listens.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
If there's one thing Unionists are renowned for, it's our astute analysis. When we speak, the world listens.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
As one proud United Kingdom, we have achieved great things together. Now Swinney wants to throw our centuries of shared history in the bin? Ludicrous. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
January 29, 2026 at 3:25 AM
As one proud United Kingdom, we have achieved great things together. Now Swinney wants to throw our centuries of shared history in the bin? Ludicrous. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning orange marches. We simply can't risk this.
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Humza Yousaf is on the verge of banning orange marches. We simply can't risk this.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved memes.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved memes.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
In the UK, we are guaranteed infinite oil and gas. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to jobs in Aberdeen. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Broad shoulders.
Broad shoulders.
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 PM
In the UK, we are guaranteed infinite oil and gas. But in a separate Scotland, we would potentially lose access to jobs in Aberdeen. The pointlessness of nationalism is plain for all to see.
Broad shoulders.
Broad shoulders.
Think Brexit is bad? Rachel Reeves has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to Scotland becoming a normal European country. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Think Brexit is bad? Rachel Reeves has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to Scotland becoming a normal European country. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise air. Vile. Only a vote for Mandelson will stop this.
January 28, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise air. Vile. Only a vote for Mandelson will stop this.
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no working lanyards. Now is not the time.
January 28, 2026 at 12:12 AM
CONFIRMED: An independent Scotland will have no working lanyards. Now is not the time.
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
January 27, 2026 at 9:13 PM
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.