my brother keeps sending me ai-generated pictures of slinky hanging out with jeffrey epstein
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
my brother keeps sending me ai-generated pictures of slinky hanging out with jeffrey epstein
im very curious about paramount plus ads' repeated claims that the show landman is "tv's biggest phenomenon"
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 AM
im very curious about paramount plus ads' repeated claims that the show landman is "tv's biggest phenomenon"
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Nicki Minaj is not religious, or at least this new outwardly religious persona is new for her. She is, however (1) addicted to crack and (2) trying to get her brother out of jail for raping a 11 year old girl
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Nicki Minaj is not religious, or at least this new outwardly religious persona is new for her. She is, however (1) addicted to crack and (2) trying to get her brother out of jail for raping a 11 year old girl
first time using the app in like 4 years and i now think the creators of duolingo should be rolled up in a burlap sack and beaten to death with hammers
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
first time using the app in like 4 years and i now think the creators of duolingo should be rolled up in a burlap sack and beaten to death with hammers
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
every company i've ever seen use ai-generated content in their advertising has irreparably damaged their brand in my eyes
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
every company i've ever seen use ai-generated content in their advertising has irreparably damaged their brand in my eyes
my panda express fortune cookie says "a great reckoning approaches, and you must rise to meet it or die. trust no one; but the man with the silver earring will do you no harm. salvation will be found where the brass clock strikes nine. lucky numbers 13 40 08"
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
my panda express fortune cookie says "a great reckoning approaches, and you must rise to meet it or die. trust no one; but the man with the silver earring will do you no harm. salvation will be found where the brass clock strikes nine. lucky numbers 13 40 08"
one of the big questions i've been racking my brains to answer over the past few years is "why are there so few straight men pursuing careers in academia in my field?" so far, my most profound finding has been that the straight dude cliff begins *after* the cohort currently in their mid-40s
January 28, 2026 at 11:06 AM
one of the big questions i've been racking my brains to answer over the past few years is "why are there so few straight men pursuing careers in academia in my field?" so far, my most profound finding has been that the straight dude cliff begins *after* the cohort currently in their mid-40s
the one thing americans are really failing on rn is preparedness. are you *really* prepared for a party to break out right now? do you have more than 400 standard drinks stored in your home? solo cups?
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 AM
the one thing americans are really failing on rn is preparedness. are you *really* prepared for a party to break out right now? do you have more than 400 standard drinks stored in your home? solo cups?
where i come from
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
where i come from
AI is NOT a problem for university instructors. you just need to completely overhaul your course and change every assignment to make it harder to cheat on, tacitly viewing every one of your students with suspicion and changing you from a teacher into a cop whose only purpose is to catch and punish
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
AI is NOT a problem for university instructors. you just need to completely overhaul your course and change every assignment to make it harder to cheat on, tacitly viewing every one of your students with suspicion and changing you from a teacher into a cop whose only purpose is to catch and punish
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[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
January 27, 2026 at 5:26 AM
[whispering to Miller] He'll throw you to the wolves. You'll never get a pardon. It's now or never! [slithering over to Trump] He plots against you sire! Throwing him in the dungeon will send a message to the others!
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One thing I hope people take the time to acknowledge: The sea change in public opinion has been achieved because violence, though encourage by a lot of people here online, was never once employed by the movement. Violence was solely the purview of the state and that is why the state is losing.
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
One thing I hope people take the time to acknowledge: The sea change in public opinion has been achieved because violence, though encourage by a lot of people here online, was never once employed by the movement. Violence was solely the purview of the state and that is why the state is losing.
ok i did manage to analyze and graph it out and the result is that vowel duration and intensity are DEFINITELY surface manifestations of underlying stress, but not in a way that works cleanly for any sort of phonological analysis YAY :DDDD
January 26, 2026 at 10:12 AM
ok i did manage to analyze and graph it out and the result is that vowel duration and intensity are DEFINITELY surface manifestations of underlying stress, but not in a way that works cleanly for any sort of phonological analysis YAY :DDDD
boyfriend secured 👍
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 AM
boyfriend secured 👍
NO MATTER WHAT ITS STRESS OR LENGTH VALUE IS, THE INTENSITY OF EVERY VOWEL IN THE WORD IS ALWAYS EXACTLY THE GOD DAMN SAME
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
NO MATTER WHAT ITS STRESS OR LENGTH VALUE IS, THE INTENSITY OF EVERY VOWEL IN THE WORD IS ALWAYS EXACTLY THE GOD DAMN SAME
no, no, no, Google. degenerate feet "phonology"
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 AM
no, no, no, Google. degenerate feet "phonology"
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There's a special, Balkans-only Internet that the rest of the world isn't allowed to know about, where they call each other slurs that would kill anyone else stone dead.
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
There's a special, Balkans-only Internet that the rest of the world isn't allowed to know about, where they call each other slurs that would kill anyone else stone dead.
apparently no one wanted to tell me that there was an extremely pygmyized (<45kg adult) population of modern humans living in Palau up until the 1100s. that's fine i guess
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 AM
apparently no one wanted to tell me that there was an extremely pygmyized (<45kg adult) population of modern humans living in Palau up until the 1100s. that's fine i guess
very interesting data today: post-contact population declines in polynesian societies strongly mirror those in the americas, with an average population decline of 95.5% and an average time from contact to nadir of 137 years. for micronesian societies, though, it's 90.9% and 75 years respectively
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 AM
very interesting data today: post-contact population declines in polynesian societies strongly mirror those in the americas, with an average population decline of 95.5% and an average time from contact to nadir of 137 years. for micronesian societies, though, it's 90.9% and 75 years respectively
teaching a 9am class sucks for many reasons but it's absolutely fantastic getting to use the basement bathrooms right after they've been cleaned
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
teaching a 9am class sucks for many reasons but it's absolutely fantastic getting to use the basement bathrooms right after they've been cleaned
scheherazade, the inventor of clickbait
January 20, 2026 at 11:57 PM
scheherazade, the inventor of clickbait
why is every zoomer dude in honolulu running around with a bass pro shops hat. there isn't a fucking bass pro shop for 2,500 miles in any direction
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
why is every zoomer dude in honolulu running around with a bass pro shops hat. there isn't a fucking bass pro shop for 2,500 miles in any direction
things i have discovered today Are Good:
- moderate resistance training
- gene wolfe's "peace"
- the $20 handle of costco scotch
things i have discovered today Are Not Good:
- popcorn that's been sitting in my pantry for 4 months
- the flip flops i bought at walmart
- the company kalshi
- moderate resistance training
- gene wolfe's "peace"
- the $20 handle of costco scotch
things i have discovered today Are Not Good:
- popcorn that's been sitting in my pantry for 4 months
- the flip flops i bought at walmart
- the company kalshi
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 AM
things i have discovered today Are Good:
- moderate resistance training
- gene wolfe's "peace"
- the $20 handle of costco scotch
things i have discovered today Are Not Good:
- popcorn that's been sitting in my pantry for 4 months
- the flip flops i bought at walmart
- the company kalshi
- moderate resistance training
- gene wolfe's "peace"
- the $20 handle of costco scotch
things i have discovered today Are Not Good:
- popcorn that's been sitting in my pantry for 4 months
- the flip flops i bought at walmart
- the company kalshi
same, actually
Kākāpōs are no ordinary green birds. Not only are they astonishingly rare, but they also hold the title of the world’s heftiest parrot.
Now, fewer than 300 of them exist. That’s why conservationists are relieved that the flightless bird is breeding again. https://wapo.st/45LvsK3
Now, fewer than 300 of them exist. That’s why conservationists are relieved that the flightless bird is breeding again. https://wapo.st/45LvsK3
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
same, actually