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botulist.bsky.social
the first thing i want to see the next dem president do is tear that fucking ballroom down
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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aphclarkson.bsky.social
The only true comedy to be had from any conflict between the Saudis and the UAE will be watching the proxy battles play out between American think tanks
December 30, 2025 at 12:52 PM
botulist.bsky.social
vouch
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
botulist.bsky.social
avatar 3: everything changed when the fire nation attacked
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
botulist.bsky.social
after my family moved clockwise to the next suburb in the DC mandala i no longer see people from my high school on the apps. win?
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
botulist.bsky.social
*50 year old floridian disney employee working flight of passage voice* ma'am, that's not from the flashing lights. your child is touching the great mother eywa
December 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
botulist.bsky.social
avatar 3 and game of thrones are proof that oona chaplin excels in playing preachy girls who will ruin your life in a way that you like
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
botulist.bsky.social
they should make a beer that gives you a panic attack
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
botulist.bsky.social
another entry in the "donald trump doesn't know what dogs do/are" list of attempted meraphors
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Trump: “Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, & thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to ‘drop him like a dog’ when things got too HOT … Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”
Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein, gave him bundles of money, went to his Island, attended his parties, and thought he was the greatest guy on earth, only to “drop him like a dog” when things got too HOT, falsely claimed they had nothing to do with him, didn’t know him, said he was a disgusting person, and then blame, of course, President Donald J. Trump, who was actually the only one who did drop Epstein, and long before it became fashionable to do so. When their names get brought out in the ongoing Radical Left Witch Hunt (plus one lowlife “Republican,” Massie!), and it is revealed that they are Democrats all, there will be a lot of explaining to do, much like there was when it was made public that the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax was a fictitious story - a total Scam - and had nothing to do with “TRUMP.” The Failing New York Times, among many others, was forced to apologize for their bad and faulty Election “Reporting,” even to the point of losing many subscribers due to their highly inaccurate (FAKE!) coverage. Now the same losers are at it again, only this time so many of their friends, mostly innocent, will be badly hurt and reputationally tarnished. But sadly, that’s the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!! Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas! President Donald J. Trump
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
botulist.bsky.social
americans are an extremely violent people just itching for an excuse to unleash apocalyptic destruction on foreign countries (laudatory)
brasidas.bsky.social brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 5d
The PLA, like every adversary we've faced before, believes that the US "just needs to be punched in the nose" and "we'll sulk off without a fight" when the opposite is entirely true.
December 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
botulist.bsky.social
god hawaiian coffee is fuckin delicious
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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breakfield01.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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opinionhaver.bsky.social
Being an incorrigible skirt-chaser even when married and possible low-grade sexual harasser? Bad! Not the same as being a pedophile!

Being close with industry lobbyists? Bad! Not the same as taking bribes!

The flattening of grey areas with outright evil is unironically part of why we got Trump.
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
botulist.bsky.social
today, one of my students who's not really a stellar writer turned in an astonishingly authoritative, very comprehensive short essay summarizing Unit 4: Morphology. i was so blown away by his improvement that i momentarily forgot that there is no morphology unit in my course and there never has been
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
botulist.bsky.social
I HATE DRAWING SYNTAX TREES I HATE DRAWING SYNTAX TREES
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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theonion.com
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
TORONTO—Accusing the HBO drama of egregiously misrepresenting their experiences off the ice, the National Hockey League Players’ Association blasted Heated Rivalry Friday for what it described as incr...
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December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
botulist.bsky.social
now that exam week is over and winter break has begun i've purchased what scientists are calling a "fuck ton" of sushi
December 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
botulist.bsky.social
local bsky user strongly considering asking lover #3 to become his boyfriend
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 AM
botulist.bsky.social
can bsky user botuiist bring his term paper from 700 words to complete in the next 3 hours and 43 minutes? find out next!
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
botulist.bsky.social
just used a dirty chopstick from the sink to dig out a bunch of raisins that had been stuck to the bottom of the can. waiting for a primatologist to compliment me on my exemplary tool use
December 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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mckay4senate.bsky.social
Me: hmm, should I get the chocolate or the almond croissant?

Evil conniving advisor who only wants what’s worst for me: my liege… you should go to graduate school…
September 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
botulist.bsky.social
the wheel of samsara is a poorly-maintained gravitron at the seediest carnival in your state and im on it 7 days a week going "wheeeeeeeeee
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
botulist.bsky.social
just finished grading my students' midterms
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM