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Momus Jones
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Be good. Bird looker, proud Canadian with Ukrainian roots, ex-angry scientist. I enjoy nature, sports, silly internet pictures & SCTV. Long term single blind n=1 study participant. YYC Albertan. He/him. A sometimes irrational mix of serious and silly.
Pinned
Pinned thread of threads of my #SCTVSaturday goofiness.

Hosers can Take Off! (and mute #SCTVSaturday if you don't enjoy it)
Obviously, this #SCTVSaturday will be a tribute to Catherine O'Hara. Over the course of the day. this thread will be links to previous posts, with maybe some new clips later on.

To start, Andrea Martin and Catherine O'Hara talking about writing on SCTV, and the "good old fashioned male chauvinism"
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 PM
This might've been more accurate than intended.
New website for Republican policies just dropped:
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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Forgot to include the link to the poll.

Don’t post this on X or Facebook or they’ll send bots to vote.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Oh no
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Industry Minister Melanie Joly reacts to Trump's Gulfstream certification threats: "It is our understanding that the certification process is well underway and that the certification demands were absolutely recent."
January 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
this is officially the funniest typo I've ever made
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Alberta the province is only a political idea. The land on which it sits belongs to the Indigenous folks by way of treaty.

I stand with them. And I love how they don't mince words at *all*.

Sorry Daniele - your MapleMAGA bullshit won't fly up here.

www.reddit.com/r/themayormc...
From the themayormccheese community on Reddit: "I hope you have your bags packed. Because when this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border." Some Indigenous Chiefs are now calli...
Explore this post and more from the themayormccheese community
www.reddit.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Happy Charles I execution day to all who celebrate!

"...guilty of attempting to "uphold in himself an unlimited and tyrannical power to rule according to his will, and to overthrow the rights and liberties of the people."
Execution of Charles I - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Some UCP members signed up for separation?
I like Nenshi's suggestion that they identify themselves to voters, or voters should assume that all UCP members/candidates are separatists.
www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
Alberta separatist says members of Smith’s caucus have signed referendum petition
A leader of Alberta’s separatist movement says some members of Premier Danielle Smith’s United Conservative Party caucus have signed the petition looking to force a vote on the province quitting Canad...
www.ctvnews.ca
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 PM
🎵10,000 spoons
I just found out that my spouse makes a PB&J sandwich using the same knife for both toppings, instead of one knife for each separate container.

We've been married for over 16 years. I cannot believe I just discovered this NOW.

Is it 1 knife or 2 when making PB&J? Chime in!
January 30, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Melania or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Emoluments
The issue isn't whether "Melania" is a good movie or a bad one. It's that one of the richest men in America, with business interests affected by public policy, gave the President's family $75 million to make it. Like that's somehow legal.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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do not goatse the elevator doors
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
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When I buy anything from the grocery store, I look for Product of Canada, this means it is entirely, or almost entirely, Canadian content (98% or more). I also buy locally made products, products from the UK, Australia, Scotland etc. #Canada

Read the labels carefully.

www.cbc.ca/news/marketp...
Think you're buying Canadian? That grocery item may actually be from the U.S. | CBC News
The push to buy Canadian is loud and clear, but are those local-looking products the real deal? CBC Marketplace exposes how some popular foods that seem Canadian are actually made in the U.S. Experts ...
www.cbc.ca
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 PM
It's missing one
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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"The province was once the epicentre for clean electricity in Canada, but Business Renewables Centre-Canada, an organization that facilitates and tracks investment in renewable energy, says 2025 marked the first time in seven years that no new wind power was announced."
Alberta, once a hotspot for renewable energy projects, sees investment 'plummet’ | The Narwhal
Corporate investment fell 99% after Alberta’s pause on new renewable energy development, as the industry faces ongoing policy uncertainty
thenarwhal.ca
January 30, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Imagine you're a international trade negotiator trying to finesse some details for softwood lumber trade* for CUSMA, and somebody runs into the room, yells "PLANES!", and then runs back out.

*The forever trade conflict.
January 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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“ice hockey”
January 30, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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First Nations chiefs laugh at the idea they'd be better off in an independent Alberta calgaryherald.com/news/local-n...
January 30, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I'm normally not a fan of platforming the Alberta separatist types, but when it exposes their extremism in other areas, I think it's a good thing.
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
If there is anyone that could have predicted more tariff threats regarding Canada certifying Gulfstream jets...
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
If everything is a national emergency, then nothing is a national emergency.
TRUMP SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER DECLARING NATIONAL EMERGENCY, SETS PROCESS TO IMPOSE TARIFFS ON COUNTRIES SUPPLYING OIL TO CUBA
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM