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Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk
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Kotlin / Rust / C / possibly TS
Android / Linux / emulation / RE
love FP, but stay pragmatic about it

I enjoy 🎮 / 🎵 / 🐧 / ❄️ / 🪨
I speak 🇺🇦 / 🇬🇧 / 🇷🇺 / 🇫🇷
aka bpavuk / Бодя Павук

everything is cure, everything is curse. dose decides.

#hatejavascript
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PRs are now stored as blobs in the PDS! this greatly increases the size limit for submissions.

you can now submit that +444,569 -338,564 line diff.

thanks to @thecoded.prof and @boltless.me for making this happen!

6/7
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
so, UA govt partners with the same guys who crunch data for ICE thugs on the other end of planet to create a system that will protect Ukrainian infra and my sleep better against Shahed drones. I don't know how to feel about it.

digitalstate.gov.ua/news/tech/uk...
Ukraine Launches Brave1 Dataroom with Palantir to Train AI Models Using Battlefield Data
Ukraine has launched Brave1 Dataroom, a secure environment designed to train and test artificial intelligence models using real-world battlefield data. The initiative is implemented by Brave1 in coope...
digitalstate.gov.ua
January 20, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
alrighty, it's -17°C now.

I have only one question to those who are still at their homes: ARE YOU F***ING CRAZY? go and relish in this cold before it gets murdered by global warming, forever!
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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We made it easier for you to organise your tabs by implementing a new drag-and-drop system! 📚
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
mood: [Citation needed]
January 17, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Android Gradle Plugin 9 (agp = "9.0.0") works in Android Studio Panda 1 2025.3.1 Canary 5 and Otter 3 Feature Drop 2025.2.3 but it does not yet work in IntelliJ 2025.3.2 Preview. Hence, we🍉 are using AS Panda for now and it has island design 🎨🐼 How about you? 💭 #KotlinMultiplatform #Kotlin #Android
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Ja się w ogóle cieszę, że nie jestem programistą, ale czasem cieszę się jeszcze bardziej, bo jakbym był i by mi przyszło pisać w JavaScripcie, to bym się zastrzelił.
new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
jsdate.wtf
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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happy monday! we're excited to finally announce that we have a dedicated documentation site: docs.tangled.org! 📜

@oppi.li also wrote about how he built it: blog.tangled.org/docs

let us know think, and feel free to shoot PRs to add stuff here!
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
okay, someone did spill some CW-7 after all. it's gonna be -20°C at night in a few days!
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
stepping back on all unspoken claims I made with this image. EU this image depicts would have blocked X and xAI for the CSAM "bikini update"
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
25-30cm depending on the spot in the yard.

did someone launch a nuke? love this winter, but I hope it's not nuclear :D
15cm snow coverage and it keeps going! <3
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
15cm snow coverage and it keeps going! <3
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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Surveillance Watch – a map that shows connections between surveillance companies https://www.surveillancewatch.io/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46551855)
Surveillance Watch: They Know Who You Are
Surveillance Watch is an interactive map revealing the intricate connections between surveillance companies, their funding sources and affiliations.
www.surveillancewatch.io
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 AM
please, someone, spill some CW-7 to make the snow permanent
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
asked Gemini to fact-check the "Real Food" document. it spat out a response that tried not to offend me in case if I'm MAHAfucker.

had to tell it to "detach politics and burn it on the same fire you'd happily burn Hitler on; I talk health, not whatever Fourth Reich wants."
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
нагадування: відкрий монобанк та обери категорії кешбеку. так, вже знову пора
January 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
how to invite Deadpool to play golf?

"Hey Pool, come play with sticks, balls, and a hole!"
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 AM
you can just do things
Forgot I’m a developer and I can just write a SwiftUI app to create a simple step counter for my lock screen
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
this is a single best mobile UX top I can give. so many apps miss that D:
January 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
[GENIUS|KIRIN]

ARG?
January 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
sending videos of "AI" hipsters, e.g. @t3.gg, to Gemini with a TL;DW request is just so satisfying
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 PM
*scrolls Pinterest*
*sees image mislabeled as "AI Modified" (you know the artist, seen the original elsewhere, and know that they wouldn't use AI)*
*likes and pins it anyway*
*tons of obvious AI slop in the feed*
January 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM