Brad Geesaman
@bradgeesaman.com
Building on and breaking cloud, container, and app sec things. He/Him.
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Brad Geesaman
@bradgeesaman.com
· Jul 23
Switzerland and France, you were simply lovely. Here’s our first of many “wow” moments.
A thread:
A thread:
A touchdown???!? Whoa
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
A touchdown???!? Whoa
Watching Slope style with my partner.
First run: what on earth are they talking about?
Fifth run: oh, that butter corked 1440 Japan style was so smooth
Yeah, he’ll be stoked about that
First run: what on earth are they talking about?
Fifth run: oh, that butter corked 1440 Japan style was so smooth
Yeah, he’ll be stoked about that
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Watching Slope style with my partner.
First run: what on earth are they talking about?
Fifth run: oh, that butter corked 1440 Japan style was so smooth
Yeah, he’ll be stoked about that
First run: what on earth are they talking about?
Fifth run: oh, that butter corked 1440 Japan style was so smooth
Yeah, he’ll be stoked about that
Billion dollar idea: smoke detectors that chirp with low battery during the day
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Billion dollar idea: smoke detectors that chirp with low battery during the day
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Ian is a super kind and trustworthy person. If you would like to help some families in Minnesota directly, you could make a donation through them.
Working in coordination with standwithminnesota.com and with your help, we have now paid rent for four Minneapolis families affected by ICE. Let’s keep it going!
Can we make it happen for a fifth family? Their total need is $2300.
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Thank you! 💖
Can we make it happen for a fifth family? Their total need is $2300.
V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater
Thank you! 💖
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Ian is a super kind and trustworthy person. If you would like to help some families in Minnesota directly, you could make a donation through them.
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Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Virginia did NOT start this, but we are going to finish it. We must to TURN OUT AND VOTE YES for our Redistricting Amendment on Tuesday, April 21. #virginia #vote #redistricting
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Cheers and tears for the unexpected Catherine O'Hara tribute at the Westminster Dog Show in NYC.
A Doberman Pinscher named Penny, from 🇨🇦 no less!, won Best In Show
#CatherineOHara
#WestmnsterDogShow
#BestInShow
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cathe...
A Doberman Pinscher named Penny, from 🇨🇦 no less!, won Best In Show
#CatherineOHara
#WestmnsterDogShow
#BestInShow
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cathe...
Catherine O’Hara's Tribute At The Westminster Dog Show Is Going Viral For Obvious Reasons
Cookie Fleck would be proud.
www.buzzfeed.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Cheers and tears for the unexpected Catherine O'Hara tribute at the Westminster Dog Show in NYC.
A Doberman Pinscher named Penny, from 🇨🇦 no less!, won Best In Show
#CatherineOHara
#WestmnsterDogShow
#BestInShow
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cathe...
A Doberman Pinscher named Penny, from 🇨🇦 no less!, won Best In Show
#CatherineOHara
#WestmnsterDogShow
#BestInShow
www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/cathe...
Absolute legend.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Absolute legend.
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
Few things match the feeling of finding and then responding in the chat with the perfect gif
It Hits Pretty Hard Aaron Brown GIF
Alt: “It Hits Pretty Hard” said by Aaron Brown GIF
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Few things match the feeling of finding and then responding in the chat with the perfect gif
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Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
LFG!!!
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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Ah, who am I kidding?
*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
LFG!!!
…
Ah, who am I kidding?
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Proud of my JMU Dukes.
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Proud of my JMU Dukes.
Really hope they catch the person responsible for calling in a b*mb threat at my boys’ high school. The threat to their mental safety, the anxiety of not being able to pick them up as a parent, this massive waste of first responder resources, and the cold weather all amount to me fucking fuming…
December 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Really hope they catch the person responsible for calling in a b*mb threat at my boys’ high school. The threat to their mental safety, the anxiety of not being able to pick them up as a parent, this massive waste of first responder resources, and the cold weather all amount to me fucking fuming…
Jamie Anderson said, “Grief…is…all the love you want to give, but cannot…Grief is just love with no place to go.”
I feel a profound sense of loss of our dying democracy. What we had for all those years vs what we have lost since…I mourn that deeply. DT wouldn’t _ever_ read that book.
I feel a profound sense of loss of our dying democracy. What we had for all those years vs what we have lost since…I mourn that deeply. DT wouldn’t _ever_ read that book.
I had fun reading to some Burke Elementary students at the Chicago Public Library today. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next year, we’ll have a new branch of the library for the community to enjoy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Jamie Anderson said, “Grief…is…all the love you want to give, but cannot…Grief is just love with no place to go.”
I feel a profound sense of loss of our dying democracy. What we had for all those years vs what we have lost since…I mourn that deeply. DT wouldn’t _ever_ read that book.
I feel a profound sense of loss of our dying democracy. What we had for all those years vs what we have lost since…I mourn that deeply. DT wouldn’t _ever_ read that book.
Prediction/luke warm take: The recent OpenAI RAM hoarding deal will cause a massive cascade of industry wide supply shortages of memory/components necessary for delivering supporting services of said AI infra which accelerates the AI bubble pop that would negatively affect OpenAI perhaps the most.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Prediction/luke warm take: The recent OpenAI RAM hoarding deal will cause a massive cascade of industry wide supply shortages of memory/components necessary for delivering supporting services of said AI infra which accelerates the AI bubble pop that would negatively affect OpenAI perhaps the most.
Slack, Instagram, and now Netflix have taken the top 3 spots for the worst offenders of having an app icon notification for bogus reasons that doesn’t easily go away…
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Slack, Instagram, and now Netflix have taken the top 3 spots for the worst offenders of having an app icon notification for bogus reasons that doesn’t easily go away…
Crossing my fingers that their cars don’t get DSQ’d…
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Crossing my fingers that their cars don’t get DSQ’d…
My kids rolled their eyes…
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My kids rolled their eyes…
Me, using slack:
Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
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*Tomorrow at 9am*
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Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
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*Tomorrow at 9am*
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Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me, using slack:
Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
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*Tomorrow at 9am*
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Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
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*Tomorrow at 9am*
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Right click, remind me tomorrow at 9am
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Important question for software developers: what do you wish you knew more about in regard to creating more secure software? If you could suddenly know something, like Neo in the matrix, what would it be?
I will see if I can help.
I will see if I can help.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Important question for software developers: what do you wish you knew more about in regard to creating more secure software? If you could suddenly know something, like Neo in the matrix, what would it be?
I will see if I can help.
I will see if I can help.
This hits really close to home.
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This hits really close to home.
OMG. The truth…it burns…
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
OMG. The truth…it burns…
Re: these emails
arnold schwarzenegger says " yeah but they were all bad " in a movie scene
Alt: arnold schwarzenegger says " yeah but they were all bad " in a movie scene
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Re: these emails