I no longer think that I'll be able to finish reading all of the books in my library before I leave this mortal coil. That feels like a sort of inflection point.

I love a laundromat. There’s something inherently good about the entire exercise

“Every last man of them clearly knew beyond doubt they were all criminals, and they had to move quickly to hide all traces of their crime.”
Leo Tolstoy tr. Anthony Briggs
CC: United States

Uninvited AI desktop assistant, making my mouse skip wildly around the screen: I am so stupid, I am worthless, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry

Me: we should base our economy on this

Convincing my wife to let me buy another thing I don’t need:

What if you only got one shot

The "Last Neanderthal" has youtube thumbnail face

Me, after spending $450 at Costco: Well, I guess I won't need to buy any of _these_ products again for awhile!

What feels like 2 days later: Oh for fucks sake

To the tune of "Disturbia:" Activia

In the Katy Perry's Dark Horse universe, are horses capable of performing magic, or are they the source of Katy Perry's magic, or what

Fellow Georgians: here's a chance for a small number of voters to have an outsized impact on November 4. Public Service Commission elections - boring but important! as described in the linked video.

@austinlouisray.bsky.social this seems like the sort of thing you might care to signal boost 🫡