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I doubted crystal power and now we're here
The ascendancy of football to "the only college sport that really, actually matters" certainly is a loss for all sports... but the relegation of college basketball from 1B status to second tier feels like a profound loss.
December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It is extremely frustrating that everything moderate and regional and good must necessarily be consumed by Sell More Cars slash Finance More Cars slash Sell More Car Insurance. Godspeed in 2026
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
People have been leveling that like it’s a threat every year for 25 years, and everybody that grew up in NC prays it’ll come true
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Inshallah
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I miss true round robin basketball seasons, man. My ideal conference size is like 7 or 8. It’s very good for college athletics’ bottom lines that I am not in charge.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
>>given the level of understanding by our ACC counterparts

It is clearly difficult to understand competing perspectives when you are operating from the dead nut center of the Ptolemaic Universe in South Bend
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Re: "2 CFP bids" there was no way Duke was in the conversation. It was Miami or bust. Notre Dame was the obstacle to that. You can call them an "important partner," but they are (by choice) not a football member of the conference. Important partnerships only go so far. I'm Team Severance.
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thank you. Would have like ND over Bama but the End Of Conference Championships proved an effective deterrent. Now that ND is having a hissy fit aimed in the ACC's direction, I can't help but hope ties are cut and this embarrassing "every sport except football" arrangement draws to a close
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Cool man have a good offseason
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh, well there you go. A Miami washout nets $4MM, a Miami Cinderella run nets up to $20MM, Notre Dame doesn't make the conference money. I'm surprised they weren't flying airplanes past voters' houses towing a banner with the Miami-ND final score
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't know how the money works so I ask this with some humility: does the ACC make more money from a theoretical ND national championship or a Miami first-round exit? On an immediate monetary basis, not "prestige for the other sports ND competes in."
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It feels like they're piping it in at this point. Like when the V6 Mustang plays engine noise through the stereo, just to get the juices flowing
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If there had been another verse, one of them would have climbed, fully nude, into one of the washing machines. As an unspoken sexy dare of course
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Edit: dang
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dandycats not gonna be denied tonight at home
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Super pissed to find out Walt was NOT a ghost the whole time
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Bonus, the bangin theme song for this film has already been written

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MKgi...
James Bond Jr. Theme Song (HQ)
YouTube video by Themecstasy
m.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“No-nonsense woodshop teacher” It’s as if they are seeking the approval of someone else’s (more potent) dad
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
For your consideration: backgammon. Skill, gambling, luck, shit talking
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM