Brandton 🏳️🌈
@brandtonwithad.bsky.social
Former Utah Boy. Might post about sports, water polo, geek stuff, politics or being gay. Just depends on the mood hitting me.
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Short king topping me has been scheduled for this afternoon
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Short king topping me has been scheduled for this afternoon
Dersh isn’t so much where most Americans are as much as in the hamptons haunting farmers markets trying to get ahold of the pastry that was forbidden him
Uh…Alan Dershowitz is “charismatic” and “where most Americans are?” Huh?
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Dersh isn’t so much where most Americans are as much as in the hamptons haunting farmers markets trying to get ahold of the pastry that was forbidden him
I’ll eliminate 3. Ham, that’s for Christmas, good bye. Mac and cheese has never been a thanksgiving staple for any thanksgiving i go to, so gone. Green bean casserole, I can’t throw it away fast enough. Waste of a dish
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I’ll eliminate 3. Ham, that’s for Christmas, good bye. Mac and cheese has never been a thanksgiving staple for any thanksgiving i go to, so gone. Green bean casserole, I can’t throw it away fast enough. Waste of a dish
Glinda was like “I just have to give her your sisters shoes, Elphaba. Because… I don’t like this question, let’s just slap”
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Glinda was like “I just have to give her your sisters shoes, Elphaba. Because… I don’t like this question, let’s just slap”
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Just two more weeks
President Trump was all set to unveil his health care plan to the public TODAY, but now plans to delay it after backlash from Republicans in Congress.
“I wasn’t expecting the proposal to be Obamacare-lite. Absolutely not supportive of extending ACA subsidies," one anonymously said. trib.al/aZs15zP
“I wasn’t expecting the proposal to be Obamacare-lite. Absolutely not supportive of extending ACA subsidies," one anonymously said. trib.al/aZs15zP
Trump Delays His Health Care Plan After Revolt From Republicans
Republican members of Congress are pissed about the health care plan Donald Trump came up with.
trib.al
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just two more weeks
Yes, bailing out unprofitable industries will totally save everything and prevent recession. No way down the road will the bailout need another bailout.
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Yes, bailing out unprofitable industries will totally save everything and prevent recession. No way down the road will the bailout need another bailout.
Hey, we sent Dorothy ahead, but somehow fiyero was strung up and scarecrowed ahead of her. Timeline totally makes sense
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hey, we sent Dorothy ahead, but somehow fiyero was strung up and scarecrowed ahead of her. Timeline totally makes sense
I feel like Dorothy had to have conspired with Elphaba for that to work
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I feel like Dorothy had to have conspired with Elphaba for that to work
I know some people hate it, but I love the smell of an active brewery
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I know some people hate it, but I love the smell of an active brewery
Waiting for the top to grab the towel
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Waiting for the top to grab the towel
Does trumps phone have a specialized perma-caps-lock setting? Cuz even when I turn caps lock on, I have a hard time keeping it that way
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Does trumps phone have a specialized perma-caps-lock setting? Cuz even when I turn caps lock on, I have a hard time keeping it that way
To paraphrase, he said “we want travel to be more unbearable”
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
To paraphrase, he said “we want travel to be more unbearable”
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (Think it being chanted in the same way Bill is in the Bill Nye the science guy song)
So I’ve made it official folks: I’ve filed the paperwork to run for Governor of Alabama. It’s time to remind this state of who we are and what we can accomplish together.
#DougForAlabama
#DougForAlabama
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! (Think it being chanted in the same way Bill is in the Bill Nye the science guy song)
When I come back to Utah, I almost want to get a hotel instead of stay at my parents. Would make getting dick and hole easier
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
When I come back to Utah, I almost want to get a hotel instead of stay at my parents. Would make getting dick and hole easier
How elphaba got through that song with fiyero looking at her like that is beyond me. I’d go straight to a spell to rip clothes off immediately
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How elphaba got through that song with fiyero looking at her like that is beyond me. I’d go straight to a spell to rip clothes off immediately
She came for cuddles
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
She came for cuddles
She so cutely curled up 😍
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
She so cutely curled up 😍
Hello childhood bathroom
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Hello childhood bathroom
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.